Authors Note:- Hello I'm back and have just received my first review. So I'll like to take the time to answer questions. There was only question. 'Are you considering writing anything non-humour?' from the ever so kind Ashley Michelle J. Pineapple 4. The answer is yes. I was writing a Vincent one, but since my website was being a pain in the ass I lost the entire first chapter. I will, I swear on my life, write that Vincent fic. Oh yeah, I plan to do one on Silent Hill 1, and seriously considering 2. May I thank you for making my head two sizes bigger. This chapter shall feature a familiar face. Can you guess who?

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We left Heather stepping out of the normal elevator and into the nightmare elevator. We didn't? Well, then let's pretend we did. Heather enters the nightmare elevator. The floor is covered in dirt and blood, the walls are rusted with bits of blood and there's a smell like a roasted rotten chicken. Heather steps a little further forward, the elevators doors close behind her, covered in what can only be human flesh. Within less then a second, a set of rusted metal bars come crashing down, preventing Heather from returning to the normal elevator.

"Is this a dream? It's got to be." Heather turns to look at her new surrounding. From behind the bars she sees a monster watching her. Its head forever twitching. Its skin would have once been white but years of blood stains had changed the colour. The monster speaks "Hello Heather. My names Valtiel. Don't mind me; I'm just here to...." Valtiel turns a valve. "....turn valves. Allow me to introduce my valves. The one to my right is Valerie and the one to my left is Victoria." Valtiel announced in a very bad English accent. "Not even a kid could believe in this!" Heather said to herself ignoring the monster. "But when am I gonna wake up?" The elevator suddenly stops moving. Valtiel speaks once more. "There's a toll for leaving the elevator. Since you were in here for so long, it'll cost 100 pound or 50 dollars." For the first time Heather pays attention to Valtiel, looking shocked. "50 dollars? But I only have string. Why do you twitch so much?" Valtiel's head begins to twitch faster. "I don't know why it twitches. The doctors and nurses won't tell me. I'll accept that string. You're beginning to annoy me." Heather gives Valtiel the string and the elevator doors open and she steps out.

After getting lost in a maze of halls, and nearly getting killed by monsters with giant brown blood stained arms, Heather finds herself in what is most likely the cleanest room in the whole of the nightmare world. In the room there are shelves with boxes on, two metal barrels and a light switch with a sign next to it. The sign says 'Please switch me off.' So Heather does as the sign says and switches off the light. A new source of light appears from where the metal barrels are standing. Heather gets out her hand gun and slowly approaches the light. "A pocket flashlight. Now I'll be able to sneak past monsters and kill them." So Heather goes and tests her new flashlight.

She goes into a large hallway. Like the ones before, they're bloody and the floors are broken. The windows to the shops are broken and there is a dog chewing on what looks like a torso. "Oh, a cute doggy. Here doggy, I've got some beef jerky for you. Here doggy" The dog turns and launches itself at Heather. Its head is split down the middle, blood and puss oozing out of the wound. Its body is covered in bandages, blood and puss is also oozing from the bandages. Heather runs into the closest shop to avoid the dogs attack. Heather walks around the shop and steals a coat hanger. After a while Heather leaves the shop and to her relief the dog is back to chewing a torso. She starts walking to the shutter, which she crawled under earlier when another monster comes out of nowhere and tries to attack her. She quickly crawls under the shutter paying little attention to the monster and heads to the ladies bathroom.

Heather looks around for a few minutes when she notices a blocked up toilet. She takes a closer look and notices something is in the mess that is blocking the toilet. She bends down and slowly starts putting her hand in the toilet. Before her hand touches the mess she pulls it back. "Forget it. This is way too gross." Heather turns and leaves the toilet stall looking disgusted. "Who would even think of doing something so disgusting" Before she can even finish her sentence, the door opens and in steps a man wearing a green jacket and dirty blue jeans. He has blonde hair and looks like he hasn't slept or even showered for years. He looks at Heather "I would. My names James. James Sunderland and I'm addicted to putting my hand down blocked dirty toilets." James stands looking proud of himself. "It all started a few years ago......."

Flashback: Few years earlier in Silent Hill

"Come on fire escape key. That acid thing is getting close" James finally unlocks the fire escape door and notices there is no fire escape. "Crap. Well, I guess I'll just have to climb through that open window." And so our hero does. After wandering around the room looking for useless items James heads into the bathroom. "A blocked toilet. Looks like there's something is in there. Time to go diving Mr Hand." And so James puts his hand in the toilet and gets a wallet. "No money. Damn."

Present: Mall

"....those were the good old days." James notices Heather has left. He looks in the direction of toilet. The toilet speaks in a sexy voice "Come on, James. Put you hand in me. You know you want to. You might get money this time." James puts his hand down the toilet and pulls out a piece of paper. He looks at it. He smiles and jumps for joy. "It's the winning lottery ticket. Ha-ha, now I can afford a shower."

We find Heather next to a TV. The TV has nothing on it but static. "Damn, I wanted to watch The Teletubbies. Stupid TV." Heather walks away from the TV and goes up the escalators. She approaches a door opposite the stairs. The door is rusted and has something written in blood on it. The writing says

There's a hole in me
Fill the hole
I believe you have a stone.
Put the God damn thing in my hole

So Heather puts the moonstone in the hole in the door. From the other side of the door she can hear loud growls. Like the idiot she is, Heather goes through the door. For a change she is not attacked by monsters. She can see monsters walking on the floor below, but none on the floor she is on. Directly across from where she is standing she spies a ladder. "I bet if I go down that ladder, I'll be able to get the hell out of this hell hole." Heather runs to where the ladder is and begins climbing down. When she reaches the bottom, she finds herself in yet another blood stained room with six tunnels, three on each side. From deep within one of the tunnels she hears the same loud growl that she heard earlier. Heather turns around just in time to see the ladder fall to the ground. Another growl is heard, Heather turns to run just when the worm comes out of the tunnel. Heather stares at the worm for a moment, totally speechless. The worm is just 3 inches long and is just your everyday average Earthworm. "How can....." Heather looks into the tunnel and notices a stereo system, when another growl comes. "Stupid worm. I'll kill you." Rather then just stepping on the worm, Heather wastes the last of her ammo to kill it. There is a loud painful growl and Heather falls unconscious.

Heather soon wakes up. She looks around. The worm is gone and so are the six tunnels and the blood stained walls and floors. "It's the shopping mall just like before." Heather jumps and smiles. "I can now go back to Happy Burger and get my happy cheese burger." And so Heather goes and gets herself a happy cheese burger, smiling the whole time and decides to take the subway home.

"Heather" Heather turns to find Douglas. "What just happened?" Heather glares at Douglas and then speaks. "You're one of them. You're in on this with that Claudia. Well I beat you all. I got a happy cheese burger." Douglas shakes his head and looks at Heather. "Claudia.........she's the one who ate your happy cheese burger." Douglas does another Superman pose and drools falls from the side of his mouth. "She hired me to find you, I'm on nobodies side. Did Claudia do all that?" Heather looks at Douglas, thinking he is an idiot. "All I know it's something to do with me. It's your fault though. If you just left me alone, didn't act like a stalker, none of this would have happened. I wonder if it's something to do with that thing I forgot, that I've been running from." Heather turns away from Douglas and heads towards the stairway that leads to the subway. "I don't care. I'm going home to watch The Teletubbies. Bye" Douglas watches Heather before speaking again. "What should I do?" Heather stops and looks at Douglas. "Hell do I know. Put some clothes on maybe" Heather turns and walks down the stairs towards the subway.

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Quick Note:- That was longer then planned. Doesn't James talk forever? The time it took him to tell that story Heather went through most of the nightmare mall. Subway and sewers are next.