Authors Notes:- How I missed these. Anyway writing three chapters in one day, I will never do again. I'll also be keeping the authors notes from now on. Anyway, going to use this one to inform you all there is only 3 chapters left. Then if I can bothered, I'll put in some of the stuff that was edited out. I'll also like to bring your attention to my profile. There is nothing interesting there, but there is information on upcoming fan fictions. Can't quite decide weather I should put the serious one up or the next Silent Hill parody.
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Location: Jack's Inn, Silent Hill
"Why? Why did you send that idiot to my flathler? Are you a moron?" Claudia shouted at Vincent with a mocking smile on his face, staring at the wall behind her as if he could see through it. "It's your fault that he's...." Vincent interrupts sick of listening to her. "But surely it's a good thing? It means he is no longer a demented duck with fish skin. No?" Claudia has a horrified look on her face. Vincent continues talking. "Having him locked up there was just wrong. No wonder he mutated into a demented duck with fish skin. No normal room for Lenny, just a nasty, smelly sewer. To top it off, that other crazy old man was down there, Dick."
Vincent finally stops rambling, so Claudia begins. "Those who mock God will never go to that th.....You'll go to hell, Vincent. God told me to put my flathler down there, so he could mutate. The demented duck was the hand of God, you moron." Claudia takes a deep breathe. "And fish have scales, not skin. Scales." Claudia tells Vincent.
"Scales and skin. Same thing in my opinion. And it's not 'flathler' it's father." Vincent corrects Claudia. "And God didn't tell you to put Leonard down there. That was your insane delusions."
"Yes, she did tell me to put him there."
"No, she didn't."
"Yes, she did."
"No, she didn't"
"Yes, she did"
"No, she didn't"
Two Hours Later, Heather must be lost
"Yes, she did."
"No, she didn't"
"Yes, she did."
"No, she didn't"
"Yes, she did"
"Have you seen my Mama?" Claudia and Vincent stop arguing. Claudia has her hands around Vincent's neck, Vincent's mouth is open as if he is about to say 'no.' Vincent bites Claudia's arm, she screams and jumps, mumbling something. Vincent looks at the girl who has just entered the room. "No, I haven't seen your mother. And no, she didn't. Is there another way I can help you, my child?" Vincent ask walking closer to the girl; she suddenly jumps up and pulls a knife out. "I'm Angela and I'm not your child. I'm the killer of lumberjacks, priests and guys wearing green jackets." A girly scream comes from Vincent and he hides behind Claudia, his eyes looking over her shoulder. "Kill Claudia. She's the evil one. Honest. She....she.....she." Vincent panics and faints. Claudia nudges Vincent with the tip of her toes. "Out cold. I didn't think that would happen. Went better then expected. Here's that packet of matches I promised you." Claudia gives Angela the matches.
Two Hours Later. How can she still be lost?
Vincent has finally come around and is sitting nervously in the corner of the room. Angela is standing by the door, Vincent's only escape. "You hated you father, didn't you? That's why you wanted him to be a demented duck. I saw the way he hit you, kicked you and made you cry. I also saw him peck you when he mutated into the demented duck. The memory of his cruelty is forever burned into my mind." Vincent says to Claudia trying to ignore Angela. "My father used to hit me, kick me and make me cry. I killed him. He smelt like cabbage." Claudia looks at Angela. "He did? You should join my club. The 'My Father Used To Hit Me, Kick Me And Make Me Cry club. Also known as MFUTHMKMAMMC. The meetings are held in my chapel across the lake." Vincent has a sudden boost of confidence. "That crazy bitch isn't going in my chapel. Remember, I fund your club and allow you to use my chapel. No killers of priests allowed." Angela jumps up and pulls out her knife again. Vincent goes back to being a nervous wreck. "But killers of lumberjacks and guys wearing green jacks are allowed. Have fun." Claudia and Angela leave. "I wonder if Heather will let me borrow one of her weapons." Vincent wonders out loud.
Pete's Bowl-O-Rama. So that's where she is!
"There was this dog laughing at me. So I shot it. It tried to eat its own guts. Now that's gross." A fat guy eating pizza said.
"Well I was possessed by a parasite and a guy named Harry Mason shot me. That's how I got unpossessed. There was blood coming out of my mouth. It was disgusting." A female blonde cop said.
"So, I freaked out Harry Mason by mutating into a zombie. I started bleeding everywhere. It ruined my nurse's uniform." Lisa said.
"That's nothing. I saw James naked" A little blonde girl says.
Heather enters the room with a group of four people in. The people are Eddie Dombrowski, Cybil Bennett, Lisa Garland and Laura. Heather decides to join their conversation. "I barfed in the happy cheese burger Claudia stole off me. She openly admitted to eating it." The group looks at Heather wondering where she came from. "You look familiar. If you had black long hair and looked like you just stepped off a barbeque, I'd say you were Alessa Gillespie. Except she's dead. Although she was reborn. Then I killed Kaufman. That was fun." Lisa said giggling then looking at Heather.
"But I am Alessa. Wait, I don't know that yet. I'm Heather. Harry Mason's daughter." They all look at Heather. Eddie speaks. "Laura's story is the most disgusting. James naked. I feel sorry for the brat. Laura wins this round." Everyone agrees. Laura leaves the bowling alley with a new teddy bear. "So you're Harry's daughter. I thought his daughter was called Cheryl. Must have been mistaken. When you see your Dad, tell him Cybil wants her gun back. I'm Cybil. I'm from Brahams, the next town over." Cybil introduces herself. "My Dad is dead. Claudia killed him. That's why I'm here. That and to get my TV back."
Heather picks up some pizza from Eddie's pizza box. Cybil and Lisa go quiet. Eddie's face turns red with anger. "You too. You're just like them. You're just like James. Laughing at me. Well now I'm going to kill you too." Eddie starts firing his pistol in random directions. Heather gets out her sub machine gun and starts firing. After firing the gun for a few minutes Eddies falls down dead. Lisa and Cybil have vanished. Heather picks up the pizza box and leaves Pete's Bowl-O-Rama. She goes to Jack's Inn.
Jack's Inn
"Where's Douglas? I heard he mugged you. I think you should seriously consider that hair cut." Heather says when she sees Vincent. Vincent is still nervous from his encounter with Angela. "H-h-he went out. But he left you a message. He said Superman rules. Wait wrong message." Vincent stands thinking for a few minutes.
"There was someone else here. Wasn't there? I can smell them" Heather switches on the TV to find it doesn't work. "No, no. Just me. No crazy people have been in here. Just me. Want the message? Speaking of crazy people, met any who want to kill priests?" Heather looks at Vincent like he has gone crazy. He most likely has. "No. None that want to kill priests. Anyway, what's the message?" Vincent sighs with relief and relaxes. "The church is on the other side of the lake." Heather sits on the bed and finally gets the TV to work. "Sorry, don't understand. Best watch TV then. Wait for Douglas to come back."
Vincent turns off the TV. "Claudia is at the church. You'll have to go through the amusement park. It's a bit far, but closer then heaven." Heather stands up. "Is that it for the message?" Vincent says uh huh and nods his head. Heather walks to the door. "Are you sure Douglas said that?" Heather turns and asks Vincent. "What's wrong, don't you trust." Heather looks at Vincent. "No, who would trust someone with hair like yours."
Heather turns back to the door. Vincent speaks before she leaves. "Do you have any weapons I could borrow? There's a crazy woman who wants to kill me. She says she is the killer of lumberjacks, priests and guys wearing green jackets." Heather thinks for a moment and then bursts out laughing. "Don't know what you're worried about. You're not a lumberjack, you're not a priest and you're not wearing a green jacket. If you're so worried though, there's a pistol in Pete's Bowl-O- Rama." Heather leaves. Vincent looks at the door for a few minutes. "Why must she mock my hair? How dare she say I'm not a priest. What the hell does she know anyway?" Vincent sits back and switches the TV back on and watches the Discovery Channel.