Disclaimer: see chapter one
A/N: Ok I'm sure someone somewhere is at least a tiny bit mad at me for not updating last weekend if not all the better for me and my health (just kidding.) First order of business I want to apologize both for the delay and for asking for a beta because it turns out that my e-mail went caplow and now I can't send or receive e-mail so a special apology to both Spike's Hottie and Noel. Next order of business I want to explain why there wasn't an update last week. My computer cord was ruined by my cats therefore it ran out of power without me noticing until I got on to try and type up another chapter for my fic. I'm sure you all wish I would just stop talking but a review brought something to my mind that I forgot to warn y'all about I love cliff hangers so if you don't I'm really sorry but I am planning to post 2 chapters this week to make up for lost time and I'll try not to be to bad with the cliffies. Read on and keep those reviews coming they really make my day. Intofire101 ; )
Chapter 3
And I was on the floor yet again. I seem to be ending up on the floor an awful lot lately. I had a strange deja vu when I found the same gorgeous guy from that morning standing over me. Unfortunately this time I was in my pjs with ducks on them. Could I be anymore embarrassed at this moment? However if I get to wake up to a hottie every time I end up on the floor knock me out again!
My mother and sister were also standing over me. Mom was trying to make sure I was ok and Dawn, my sister, was asking if she could have my room if I never woke up. That woke me up because I promptly replied "no!" My mother started when she heard my voice. She rushed to get me some water and help me to sit down. Spike was still standing in my doorway why I don't know, but hey if he wants to stay I certainly won't stop him. Why was he here again? Oh he returned my book that's so... sweet. The oven had signaled my mom's retreat to the kitchen, bad part is Dawn didn't go with her. So there I was sitting in my living room sipping a cup of water slowly coming to my senses. I was being completely self-centered while a beautiful British man stood in my doorway looking terribly concerned for my well- being. I am stuck looking like an idiot while he is still standing in the doorway what a gentleman to wait for an invitation so what am I supposed to do but invite him inside.
I shouldn't have invited him into the house that raised quite a line of questions from my sister. My mom came back in the room to announce that dinner was ready. She saw that Spike was still there and invited him to have dinner with us. I end up sitting down to dinner with the British hottie exchanged student in my duck pjs. This is why I'm not part of the in crowd because I have a happy talent of making the worst use of opportunities like a dinner with my current crush. I'm glad I didn't have to say much because my mom was full of questions even if she was the reason for the odd situation in the first place I was so glad she was there. I spent the majority of the next hour watching Spike. He ate very little and was very happy to answer any questions even ones from my little sister. Before long dinner was over. My mom went to clean up the kitchen. Dawn had to go to bed.
"So..." I have a guy with an incredibly sexy accent in my living room and all I can say is so. I would like to take this opportunity to point out yet again that I am not part of the in crowd for quite clear reasons I'm sure.
"I guess you have to go now I mean we have school tomorrow don't we?" I told him to leave how big of I dufas am I?
"Well love I guess I better go wouldn't want Wesley to throw me out of the house would I well actually he already did that cause I'm in the garage" he kind of chuckled at the end it was soooo erotic.
"I guess I'll see you tomorrow Spike" why can't I think of a way to keep him hear?
"So I guess it's a date pet tomorrow. Should I dress up?" he joked.
He is so hot. Why does he have to be so dam annoying? I wish he would just be a regular guy. However I suppose if he were regular that would completely turn me off. It's the Buffy bad taste curse. I can't pick a boyfriend for the life of me it always ends up bad.
"See you tomorrow" He was already on his way back to Wesley's house but I couldn't let him have the last word. He did get the last word however.
"Looking forward to it strawberry" he called back to me still on my porch in awe of what just happened.
"Mom!" I called once he was out of earshot.
"Honey no need to yell I was just in the kitchen." Sometimes I really think I should spend a day bringing her up to speed on what girls today do when they are excited.
"Mom come on I know you were in the kitchen. Did you ever get excited when you were a teenager a squeal a giggle you know girly joyous noises?" OH my God who actually uses the word joyous? I am such a geek I need a hobby. Good timing a new hottie always makes for a fun past time, until Cordelia gets to him.
"Well I would have if a boy that cute had come to my house. Who is he? Where did he come from? And can you order one?" I can't believe I am related to her wait I think I just realized one of our few similarities?
"Mom please! He is 17 years old! He also has Cordelia Chase fawning over him. There is no way that he will be interested in me he just came to..." why did he come again? I can't remember oh darn why can't I remember?
"So honey why did he come here?"
"I can't remember for the life of me." Now why is that?
"Maybe he just came by because he is interested in you? Did you ever think of that?" No of course I didn't because firstly I made a fool of myself today at school and second I am not looking for a boyfriend right now, no matter how hot he is.
"Mom that is absolutely ridiculous and you know it. He came to return me book." He still has it darn what am I supposed to do I can't face him again after dinner in duck pjs. Who could?
"Oh he had your book?" she gave me a smile and I wish she wouldn't do stuff like that, it makes me feel uneasy.
"No mom I dropped it this morning when I ran into him." Why does she have to always think I did something improper.
"Well there was always a chance that you had moved on from your last disastrous boyfriend." I really hate her sometimes.
"Mom I don't want another relationship right now I need a break from disasters, thank you." I can't believe it why do I have to be her daughter?
"Don't wait too long baby or the right guy may pass you up. Remember though you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince no one says you can't enjoy kissing the frogs." Yet another one of my mom's ever popular I'm trying to help with your love life saying. Who actually has I'm trying to help with your love life sayings? I guess I will have to take the short cut this time.
"Ok mom you win. His name is Spike or at least that is what he told me it was. He is here on an exchange program from England. He is staying with Wes. He is accepted as part of the in crowd and every other crowd for obvious reasons. I ran into him this morning. Well I ran into the door that he was opening this morning. Are you happy now will you please just let it lie now mom?" I was begging and I got nothing for my efforts.
"Oh so this is the Spike you were obsessing over after school today now we are getting somewhere." Note to self telling mom about my love life is an accident I don't think this one is fortunate, but who knows time will tell I suppose.
A/N: Ok I'm sure someone somewhere is at least a tiny bit mad at me for not updating last weekend if not all the better for me and my health (just kidding.) First order of business I want to apologize both for the delay and for asking for a beta because it turns out that my e-mail went caplow and now I can't send or receive e-mail so a special apology to both Spike's Hottie and Noel. Next order of business I want to explain why there wasn't an update last week. My computer cord was ruined by my cats therefore it ran out of power without me noticing until I got on to try and type up another chapter for my fic. I'm sure you all wish I would just stop talking but a review brought something to my mind that I forgot to warn y'all about I love cliff hangers so if you don't I'm really sorry but I am planning to post 2 chapters this week to make up for lost time and I'll try not to be to bad with the cliffies. Read on and keep those reviews coming they really make my day. Intofire101 ; )
Chapter 3
And I was on the floor yet again. I seem to be ending up on the floor an awful lot lately. I had a strange deja vu when I found the same gorgeous guy from that morning standing over me. Unfortunately this time I was in my pjs with ducks on them. Could I be anymore embarrassed at this moment? However if I get to wake up to a hottie every time I end up on the floor knock me out again!
My mother and sister were also standing over me. Mom was trying to make sure I was ok and Dawn, my sister, was asking if she could have my room if I never woke up. That woke me up because I promptly replied "no!" My mother started when she heard my voice. She rushed to get me some water and help me to sit down. Spike was still standing in my doorway why I don't know, but hey if he wants to stay I certainly won't stop him. Why was he here again? Oh he returned my book that's so... sweet. The oven had signaled my mom's retreat to the kitchen, bad part is Dawn didn't go with her. So there I was sitting in my living room sipping a cup of water slowly coming to my senses. I was being completely self-centered while a beautiful British man stood in my doorway looking terribly concerned for my well- being. I am stuck looking like an idiot while he is still standing in the doorway what a gentleman to wait for an invitation so what am I supposed to do but invite him inside.
I shouldn't have invited him into the house that raised quite a line of questions from my sister. My mom came back in the room to announce that dinner was ready. She saw that Spike was still there and invited him to have dinner with us. I end up sitting down to dinner with the British hottie exchanged student in my duck pjs. This is why I'm not part of the in crowd because I have a happy talent of making the worst use of opportunities like a dinner with my current crush. I'm glad I didn't have to say much because my mom was full of questions even if she was the reason for the odd situation in the first place I was so glad she was there. I spent the majority of the next hour watching Spike. He ate very little and was very happy to answer any questions even ones from my little sister. Before long dinner was over. My mom went to clean up the kitchen. Dawn had to go to bed.
"So..." I have a guy with an incredibly sexy accent in my living room and all I can say is so. I would like to take this opportunity to point out yet again that I am not part of the in crowd for quite clear reasons I'm sure.
"I guess you have to go now I mean we have school tomorrow don't we?" I told him to leave how big of I dufas am I?
"Well love I guess I better go wouldn't want Wesley to throw me out of the house would I well actually he already did that cause I'm in the garage" he kind of chuckled at the end it was soooo erotic.
"I guess I'll see you tomorrow Spike" why can't I think of a way to keep him hear?
"So I guess it's a date pet tomorrow. Should I dress up?" he joked.
He is so hot. Why does he have to be so dam annoying? I wish he would just be a regular guy. However I suppose if he were regular that would completely turn me off. It's the Buffy bad taste curse. I can't pick a boyfriend for the life of me it always ends up bad.
"See you tomorrow" He was already on his way back to Wesley's house but I couldn't let him have the last word. He did get the last word however.
"Looking forward to it strawberry" he called back to me still on my porch in awe of what just happened.
"Mom!" I called once he was out of earshot.
"Honey no need to yell I was just in the kitchen." Sometimes I really think I should spend a day bringing her up to speed on what girls today do when they are excited.
"Mom come on I know you were in the kitchen. Did you ever get excited when you were a teenager a squeal a giggle you know girly joyous noises?" OH my God who actually uses the word joyous? I am such a geek I need a hobby. Good timing a new hottie always makes for a fun past time, until Cordelia gets to him.
"Well I would have if a boy that cute had come to my house. Who is he? Where did he come from? And can you order one?" I can't believe I am related to her wait I think I just realized one of our few similarities?
"Mom please! He is 17 years old! He also has Cordelia Chase fawning over him. There is no way that he will be interested in me he just came to..." why did he come again? I can't remember oh darn why can't I remember?
"So honey why did he come here?"
"I can't remember for the life of me." Now why is that?
"Maybe he just came by because he is interested in you? Did you ever think of that?" No of course I didn't because firstly I made a fool of myself today at school and second I am not looking for a boyfriend right now, no matter how hot he is.
"Mom that is absolutely ridiculous and you know it. He came to return me book." He still has it darn what am I supposed to do I can't face him again after dinner in duck pjs. Who could?
"Oh he had your book?" she gave me a smile and I wish she wouldn't do stuff like that, it makes me feel uneasy.
"No mom I dropped it this morning when I ran into him." Why does she have to always think I did something improper.
"Well there was always a chance that you had moved on from your last disastrous boyfriend." I really hate her sometimes.
"Mom I don't want another relationship right now I need a break from disasters, thank you." I can't believe it why do I have to be her daughter?
"Don't wait too long baby or the right guy may pass you up. Remember though you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince no one says you can't enjoy kissing the frogs." Yet another one of my mom's ever popular I'm trying to help with your love life saying. Who actually has I'm trying to help with your love life sayings? I guess I will have to take the short cut this time.
"Ok mom you win. His name is Spike or at least that is what he told me it was. He is here on an exchange program from England. He is staying with Wes. He is accepted as part of the in crowd and every other crowd for obvious reasons. I ran into him this morning. Well I ran into the door that he was opening this morning. Are you happy now will you please just let it lie now mom?" I was begging and I got nothing for my efforts.
"Oh so this is the Spike you were obsessing over after school today now we are getting somewhere." Note to self telling mom about my love life is an accident I don't think this one is fortunate, but who knows time will tell I suppose.