A/N: I don't own anything!!! Except for my psychotic mind…… Because I took so long to start updating you get two versions of the 12 Days of Christmas!! On we go!!!

12 Days of LotR

On the first day of LotR Christmas (insert favorite characters name here) gave to me:

One ring on a chain

Two sons of Denethor

Three Elven rings

Four days in Moria

Five Istari

Six elves a fighting

Seven swords a gleaming

Eight living fellowship members

Nine Ringwriaths

Ten thousand orcs

Eleven shards of Narcil

Twelve arrows flying

Or you could sing this second version!!!

On the first day of Christmas my mother gave to me:

One evil ring created by Sauron

Two elven blades

Three even rings

Four binders of fanfiction

Five cardboard cutouts

Six maps of Mordor

Seven pictures of Middle Earth

Eight elven horses

Nine life size ringwraiths

Ten tickets to New Zealand

Eleven posters of the fellowship

Twelve real elves!

Sorry about taking so long to start updating!!! To tell you the truth this is the first time I've had time to get on the computer for something other than homework since before school started….. I'm going to try and update every day 'til Christmas to make up for it but I can't make any guarantees. Well anyways……REVIEW!!!