Digital Monsters: Back In Action

By Charles Xavier

The Head of Acme Corporation

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Acme Headquarters

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"What?" He exclaimed. "What is that you say? Valiant has gone to Japan with that pea brained Lieutenant!"

Mr. Chairman couldn't help but laugh at himself when he heard the news. He swung around his chair hilariously, making himself dizzy. It made the sickness worse for him as he wore glasses. So he stopped, tidied up his messy orange hair and got up from his seat. He placed his hands on his hips and stepped forth upon the eight Acme VPs sitting around him. His red sneakers began squeaking on the newly mopped floor as he waddled like a constipated duck. He straightened up his dark grey suit, adjusted his glasses and grinned silly.

"Are you sure of this?" He asked one of his workers.

"Sure as ever, sir." Said Acme VP Stating The Obvious. "Their plane had just left for Tokyo three hours ago. They'll be heading for Tokyo within ten hours time at the airport. They'll soon be going off to investigate…"

"Fine! Fine! Fine!" Mr. Chairman gladly shut him up before he was to go ranting on, stating the obvious. "Very well. Those two detectives obviously know by now about the incident in…Toei Animation. But don't fear; a few of our friends will be expecting them there during their…pleasant stay."

One of the VPs reached over the desk at once and pressed his buzzer button.

"Yes, you!" Mr. Chairman turned to his caller.

"Are you sure they'll be prepared for Mr. Valiant when he comes? I mean, he's been a toon detective for many years now." Acme VP Nitpicking said. "They're going to have to take extra precaution with this man they'll be dealing with."

"Of course. They already know much about him, and they WILL know what to do, hopefully." Replied Mr. Chairman confidently. "I assume that you are all aware of how many cases Mr. Valiant has cracked during his career, how many toons he has helped, and how he managed to save Toon Town from near destruction in the past?"

All nodded at him forcefully.

"Good. Then you should realize how difficult our plans are going to get, because it won't be easy getting Mr. Valiant out of the way. Therefore I have already recruited an old rival of his, and a very good friend of mine."

All looked at him suspiciously; nobody knew who he was talking about. He turned to the entrance doors and beckoned.

"You may come in now, dear friend!"

The entrance doors suddenly opened, and in came a black figure that delivered all the VPs the chills; it was man in a black cloak, wearing a black hat, holding a cane in his gloved hands and bore a freaky grin with his teeth so white clean that they almost looked false. His boots marched loudly towards Mr. Chairman, and the VPs cowered under their desks, hugging each other and shivering with fear stamped on each of their foreheads.

They simply couldn't believe with their eyes of who was standing next to Mr. Chairman…the two stood side by side like brothers and pals.

"T-t-this can't be." Said Acme VP Bad Ideas, chattering on her nails.

"How could it be?" Said Acme VP Unfairly Promoted pointing at their visitor. "He's…he's supposed to be dead…this is impossible!"

It was possible. Nobody truly believed that Mr. Chairman could have actually managed to bring back someone who had been feared by both humans and toons. It was such an overwhelming feeling that it frightened the pants off everyone in the room. They felt like screaming, but didn't have the guts to even utter a single word out of their hesitating lips.

"Welcome back, Judge Doom. We missed you." Mr. Chairman smiled at him evilly. "How did everything go?"

"Perfect." Doom replied nicely in a disturbing manner that gave the VPs goose bumps. "Everything is in order for…Acme Corporation."

"Excellent." Mr. Chairman cupped his hands together and started to doodle with his fingers.

Judge Doom sniggered at him joyfully. And Mr. Chairman suddenly burst out cackling like a hyena, jerking backwards and waving his arms to prevent himself from falling over. All the VPs felt uncertain of what to do at moments they felt nervous and scared. So they slowly rose from their desks and tried to join their queer boss by laughing stupidly with him.

"MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! . HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!.."

"SILENCE!" Mr. Chairman snapped and broke the funny chorus. "Only Doom and I are allowed to laugh!"

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Author's Note: Glad to hear many of you readers are enjoying this fic so far. But I'd like more reviews please! Arigatou!