(A/N: With writer's block and a power outage I was beginning to wonder
if I would ever get this chapter done. I would just like to say garbage
truck pluse telephone pole equals power outage. Oh the humanity.)
Mirai Diavolo: Glad you found it funny.
Be0t: You really think its brilliant? Sorry it is ether good or evil not both. Also sorry about the mistake. As for the snake I don't like to give away too much about my story so you will just have to wait. Sorry about bailing out on you but my computer froze.
TimGold: I was hoping that part would be funny.
Shadowface: Your right!
Heaven's Reaper: Glad you found it funny.
hellow2: It was in your bio.
Zayne: No she is 30 something and he just turned 16.
Amscray: Wow that is one long review. The comment was from Sirius about Harry being good to his cousin Narcissa. Who said she wouldn't be going by her maiden name while at Hogwarts? I was going from memory about Frank Burns. It's been awhile sense I've seen M.A.S.H. Thanks for the info on the hinkypunks. You are right that was funny.
ChrismKing208: I will work on my typing errors.
(A/N: WOW! over 100 reviews.)
Draco vote Evil: 9 Good: 5
Chapter 15 Surprise Everyone
Upon arriving back at Hogwarts Harry found that his teleportation ability was still severely draining his energy, but not to the point that he would pass out. They finished packing what they wanted to take with them by the time Dumbledore arrived with their portkey to the order's headquarters.
"Mrs. Potter I have arranged for your son to join you at the order's headquarters. I'm sure you would like to tell him in person about you and your new husband." Said the professor with a mischievous smile. Narcissa paled how was she going to explain this to her son. Harry is his rival at school and now she was married to him.
"This is going to be one of our toughest challenges Nara but we can do it if we stick together." Harry said. She sighed. "I know I'm just worried this will drive Draco away from me and to his father." He kissed her on the forehead and said. "Will cross that bridge when we get to it all right?" She nodded and activated the portkey.
When they arrived at headquarters they where greeted by Mrs. Weasley. Who immediately enveloped Harry into a bone-crushing hug. "How are you Harry dear?" She asked him. "I'm fine Mrs. Weasley how are you?" He asked in return. "As well as can be expected with the twins running around here pulling pranks on everyone."
She released Harry and turn to Narcissa. "And how are you Narcissa." She asked. "I am well Molly."
"Good now let me get the twins to help you both with you belongings." She said. "FRED! GEORGE!" She yelled.
The twins came in saying in unison. "What ever it is we didn't do it mum." They saw Harry and they both grinned. "Harry old chap." Said Fred. "It's good to see you again." Continued George. Harry smiled at there antics.
"Now stop that you two. Fred take Ms. Black's belongings up to her room and George take Harry's to his and Ron's room." She ordered them. Harry looked to Narcissa.
{Do you want me to do this Harry?}
{No I can to do this. They might take it better coming from me.}
"George if you would please put my stuff in Narcissa's room." Harry could see the confused expressions on the Weasley's faces. "Now Harry dear why would you want your belongings in Narcissa's room?" Asked Mrs. Weasley.
This was the part that Harry was dreading. "ER...well that is where they belong." He told her. "Harry it would most inappropriate and inconvenient for Narcissa if your belongings where in her room." Harry shook his head. "It won't be inappropriate or inconvenient because we will be sharing the room together." Mrs. Weasley gasped. "Harry you can't share a room with her."
{You can do this Harry}
"Well I think it would be OK for Narcissa and myself to share a room seeing how she is my wife." Harry could see all three Weasley's eyes go wide at what he had just said. "WHAT!?" screamed Mrs. Weasley.
Harry and Narcissa held up their left hands and showed them their wedding rings. "Me and Narcissa got married last night at Hogwarts. Professor Dumbledore performed the ceremony." Harry pulled out their marriage certificate and showed it to them.
Both the twins started laughing. "Would you two stop that this is serious." Said an agitated Mrs. Weasley. "Don't you see mom." Fred said. "They are just trying to pull." Continued George. "A prank on use." Completed Fred.
"Well it looks like they need some more convincing Nara." Said Harry with a mischievous grin on his face. He took her into a loving embrace and kissed her passionately on the lips.
"Mother why are kissing Potter?" Asked a very angry Draco Malfoy. "Oh hello Draco dear. How are you?" Asked a very nervous Narcissa. "I'm fine mother but don't change the subject. Why where you kissing Potter?" He demanded. "ER...well you see Draco the reason we where um...well the thing you need to understand is that...that Harry is my new husband which would make him your step father."
With that revelation Draco Malfoy eyes flew wide open and then fluttered closed as he fainted dead away. They took Draco into the parlor where Ron, Hermione, and Ginny where and laid him down on the couch. Narcissa sat next to Draco and trying to revive him.
"What happened to Malfoy?" Asked Ron. "ER...well he sort of received some shocking news from his mother just now and he fainted." Explained a nervous Harry. Ron started laughing when heard this. "What could...be so shocking...as to make Malfoy...faint?" Ron asked while gasping for air because he was laughing so hard. Harry was sure Ron would go ballistic when he found out. "Err...well..." he was saved from answering when they heard a groan come from the couch Draco was coming around.
"It's OK Draco I'm here. Are you all right?" She asked him. "Mother I had the strangest dream. You where kissing Potter and said that he was your husband." Said a dazed Draco. Everyone present where now looking back and forth between Harry and Narcissa with confused looks on their faces.
They seemed to be looking for conformation or denial of what Draco had said. Narcissa sighed and said. "Well Draco dear it's not a dream he is my husband." With that revelation all hell broke loss.
"What!?" Bellowed Ron. "How could you she's a Malfoy Harry?" Asked an angry Ron. Looking at harry as if he had grown an extra head. "No Ron she never was a Malfoy willingly and now she is a Potter." Said a very nervous Harry.
"Harry she is old enough to be your mother. What where you thinking?" asked Hermione. He looked at her and said. "Dose that really mater when love is involved?" He could see she was thinking over his question.
He than looked to Ginny. She was just stood there staring at Harry with a sad expression on her face a tear rolling down her left cheek. This confused Harry why would she be sad. He was going to ask her but decided to wait until later.
"You mean...this wasn't ...a prank?" Said the twins there shock evident on their faces. "No guys this is not a prank. Narcissa and myself really did get married." Said Harry. "Way to go Harry seducing an older woman." Said Fred smiling at Harry. "Or was it she that seduced you?" Asked a grinning George. Harry blushed at their comments.
"Narcissa how could you seduce such an innocent boy into marring you." Exclaimed a very angry Mrs. Weasley. "when I get my hands on Dumbledore."
"Not so innocent after last night." Mumbled Harry to Narcissa hopping no one would hear. She giggled at his statement. But Draco did and he went pail.
"So you have even slept with him mother." He sneered at her. "Should we be expecting your bastard child in nine months?" He asked the anger evident in his voice. "You know father was right about you when he said you where nothing but a tramp and a whore." He got up and walked away from everyone else.
"You have betrayed my father you true husband...he glared at Harry... and myself not to mention the Dark Lord. From this day forward I have no mother." He pulled something out of his pocket and disappeared.
"Must have been a portkey." Said Hermione.
Narcissa put her face into her hands sat on the couch and started to cry. {I've lost him Harry.} Harry tried his best to console here. He rubbed her back and held her close to him.
Ron sighed and said. "I'm hate to say this but I agree with the ferret. How could you associate with this...he gestured toward Narcissa...this Death Eater scum Harry. Let alone merry it?" This maid Narcissa cry even more.
{Oh Merlin Harry no one is going to accept our Marriage.}
Ron narrowed his eyes at Harry. "Maybe we should be checking you for the Dark Mark."
Harry glared at Ron his eyes began to glow a bright green. A cold wind came out of no where and swept threw the room. "I suggest you leave now Ron before I make you leave." He said in a cold angry voice. Everyone in the room gasped at what they saw.
A very frightened Ron slowly backed away a few steps then ran out of the room. Every one else made their way to the door and left the two of them alone.
This was turning out to be some birthday and it wasn't even noon yet. Not only did none of his friends say happy birthday to him but his own wife hadn't. He put these thoughts aside because his wife was hurting and needed him. It was not like his birthday was special. His time with the Dursleys had taught him that. He noticed that Narcissa was asleep and he soon joined her.
(A/N: Look for the next chapter sometime Sunday. Hope you enjoy. 'I say as I cross my fingers' Next chapter more reactions to the marriage and more surprises for Harry)
Mirai Diavolo: Glad you found it funny.
Be0t: You really think its brilliant? Sorry it is ether good or evil not both. Also sorry about the mistake. As for the snake I don't like to give away too much about my story so you will just have to wait. Sorry about bailing out on you but my computer froze.
TimGold: I was hoping that part would be funny.
Shadowface: Your right!
Heaven's Reaper: Glad you found it funny.
hellow2: It was in your bio.
Zayne: No she is 30 something and he just turned 16.
Amscray: Wow that is one long review. The comment was from Sirius about Harry being good to his cousin Narcissa. Who said she wouldn't be going by her maiden name while at Hogwarts? I was going from memory about Frank Burns. It's been awhile sense I've seen M.A.S.H. Thanks for the info on the hinkypunks. You are right that was funny.
ChrismKing208: I will work on my typing errors.
(A/N: WOW! over 100 reviews.)
Draco vote Evil: 9 Good: 5
Chapter 15 Surprise Everyone
Upon arriving back at Hogwarts Harry found that his teleportation ability was still severely draining his energy, but not to the point that he would pass out. They finished packing what they wanted to take with them by the time Dumbledore arrived with their portkey to the order's headquarters.
"Mrs. Potter I have arranged for your son to join you at the order's headquarters. I'm sure you would like to tell him in person about you and your new husband." Said the professor with a mischievous smile. Narcissa paled how was she going to explain this to her son. Harry is his rival at school and now she was married to him.
"This is going to be one of our toughest challenges Nara but we can do it if we stick together." Harry said. She sighed. "I know I'm just worried this will drive Draco away from me and to his father." He kissed her on the forehead and said. "Will cross that bridge when we get to it all right?" She nodded and activated the portkey.
When they arrived at headquarters they where greeted by Mrs. Weasley. Who immediately enveloped Harry into a bone-crushing hug. "How are you Harry dear?" She asked him. "I'm fine Mrs. Weasley how are you?" He asked in return. "As well as can be expected with the twins running around here pulling pranks on everyone."
She released Harry and turn to Narcissa. "And how are you Narcissa." She asked. "I am well Molly."
"Good now let me get the twins to help you both with you belongings." She said. "FRED! GEORGE!" She yelled.
The twins came in saying in unison. "What ever it is we didn't do it mum." They saw Harry and they both grinned. "Harry old chap." Said Fred. "It's good to see you again." Continued George. Harry smiled at there antics.
"Now stop that you two. Fred take Ms. Black's belongings up to her room and George take Harry's to his and Ron's room." She ordered them. Harry looked to Narcissa.
{Do you want me to do this Harry?}
{No I can to do this. They might take it better coming from me.}
"George if you would please put my stuff in Narcissa's room." Harry could see the confused expressions on the Weasley's faces. "Now Harry dear why would you want your belongings in Narcissa's room?" Asked Mrs. Weasley.
This was the part that Harry was dreading. "ER...well that is where they belong." He told her. "Harry it would most inappropriate and inconvenient for Narcissa if your belongings where in her room." Harry shook his head. "It won't be inappropriate or inconvenient because we will be sharing the room together." Mrs. Weasley gasped. "Harry you can't share a room with her."
{You can do this Harry}
"Well I think it would be OK for Narcissa and myself to share a room seeing how she is my wife." Harry could see all three Weasley's eyes go wide at what he had just said. "WHAT!?" screamed Mrs. Weasley.
Harry and Narcissa held up their left hands and showed them their wedding rings. "Me and Narcissa got married last night at Hogwarts. Professor Dumbledore performed the ceremony." Harry pulled out their marriage certificate and showed it to them.
Both the twins started laughing. "Would you two stop that this is serious." Said an agitated Mrs. Weasley. "Don't you see mom." Fred said. "They are just trying to pull." Continued George. "A prank on use." Completed Fred.
"Well it looks like they need some more convincing Nara." Said Harry with a mischievous grin on his face. He took her into a loving embrace and kissed her passionately on the lips.
"Mother why are kissing Potter?" Asked a very angry Draco Malfoy. "Oh hello Draco dear. How are you?" Asked a very nervous Narcissa. "I'm fine mother but don't change the subject. Why where you kissing Potter?" He demanded. "ER...well you see Draco the reason we where um...well the thing you need to understand is that...that Harry is my new husband which would make him your step father."
With that revelation Draco Malfoy eyes flew wide open and then fluttered closed as he fainted dead away. They took Draco into the parlor where Ron, Hermione, and Ginny where and laid him down on the couch. Narcissa sat next to Draco and trying to revive him.
"What happened to Malfoy?" Asked Ron. "ER...well he sort of received some shocking news from his mother just now and he fainted." Explained a nervous Harry. Ron started laughing when heard this. "What could...be so shocking...as to make Malfoy...faint?" Ron asked while gasping for air because he was laughing so hard. Harry was sure Ron would go ballistic when he found out. "Err...well..." he was saved from answering when they heard a groan come from the couch Draco was coming around.
"It's OK Draco I'm here. Are you all right?" She asked him. "Mother I had the strangest dream. You where kissing Potter and said that he was your husband." Said a dazed Draco. Everyone present where now looking back and forth between Harry and Narcissa with confused looks on their faces.
They seemed to be looking for conformation or denial of what Draco had said. Narcissa sighed and said. "Well Draco dear it's not a dream he is my husband." With that revelation all hell broke loss.
"What!?" Bellowed Ron. "How could you she's a Malfoy Harry?" Asked an angry Ron. Looking at harry as if he had grown an extra head. "No Ron she never was a Malfoy willingly and now she is a Potter." Said a very nervous Harry.
"Harry she is old enough to be your mother. What where you thinking?" asked Hermione. He looked at her and said. "Dose that really mater when love is involved?" He could see she was thinking over his question.
He than looked to Ginny. She was just stood there staring at Harry with a sad expression on her face a tear rolling down her left cheek. This confused Harry why would she be sad. He was going to ask her but decided to wait until later.
"You mean...this wasn't ...a prank?" Said the twins there shock evident on their faces. "No guys this is not a prank. Narcissa and myself really did get married." Said Harry. "Way to go Harry seducing an older woman." Said Fred smiling at Harry. "Or was it she that seduced you?" Asked a grinning George. Harry blushed at their comments.
"Narcissa how could you seduce such an innocent boy into marring you." Exclaimed a very angry Mrs. Weasley. "when I get my hands on Dumbledore."
"Not so innocent after last night." Mumbled Harry to Narcissa hopping no one would hear. She giggled at his statement. But Draco did and he went pail.
"So you have even slept with him mother." He sneered at her. "Should we be expecting your bastard child in nine months?" He asked the anger evident in his voice. "You know father was right about you when he said you where nothing but a tramp and a whore." He got up and walked away from everyone else.
"You have betrayed my father you true husband...he glared at Harry... and myself not to mention the Dark Lord. From this day forward I have no mother." He pulled something out of his pocket and disappeared.
"Must have been a portkey." Said Hermione.
Narcissa put her face into her hands sat on the couch and started to cry. {I've lost him Harry.} Harry tried his best to console here. He rubbed her back and held her close to him.
Ron sighed and said. "I'm hate to say this but I agree with the ferret. How could you associate with this...he gestured toward Narcissa...this Death Eater scum Harry. Let alone merry it?" This maid Narcissa cry even more.
{Oh Merlin Harry no one is going to accept our Marriage.}
Ron narrowed his eyes at Harry. "Maybe we should be checking you for the Dark Mark."
Harry glared at Ron his eyes began to glow a bright green. A cold wind came out of no where and swept threw the room. "I suggest you leave now Ron before I make you leave." He said in a cold angry voice. Everyone in the room gasped at what they saw.
A very frightened Ron slowly backed away a few steps then ran out of the room. Every one else made their way to the door and left the two of them alone.
This was turning out to be some birthday and it wasn't even noon yet. Not only did none of his friends say happy birthday to him but his own wife hadn't. He put these thoughts aside because his wife was hurting and needed him. It was not like his birthday was special. His time with the Dursleys had taught him that. He noticed that Narcissa was asleep and he soon joined her.
(A/N: Look for the next chapter sometime Sunday. Hope you enjoy. 'I say as I cross my fingers' Next chapter more reactions to the marriage and more surprises for Harry)