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Chapter 17 The roasting of Snape

When he returned with the tray of tea what he saw broke his hart. Because standing in the middle of the room was his wife and Snape kissing. Harry starred at them in disbelief. How could she betray me like that? Then all of a sudden Narcissa pushed Snape away from her and slaps him across the face.

"Serverus I told you I don't love you like that. Now please leave before my husband returns." She said in an angry voice. "It's too late he's all ready here." Said Harry in evenly toned voice. Narcissa gasped. "Harry!" Snape glared at Harry. "Potter." He sneered. "So you are married are you?" She nodded. "Where is this so called husband of yours Narcissa? I want to challenge him to a dual."

"Challenge accepted Snape. What are the rules?" Asked Harry. "Harry don't do this I beg you please I don't want ether of you to get hurt." Said a nervous Narcissa. "Potter the challenge is not for you it is for her husband." He said as he pointed to Narcissa. "I know Snape why do think I'm accepting your challenge?" He walks over to Narcissa and wrapped his arm around her. He could tell he was putting all together and said "I am her husband you idiot."

{Please Harry let me handle this.}

{OK Nara.}

"NO!" He sneered angrily. "You lie." He looked to Narcissa. "Please Narcissa tell me it's not true." He pleaded with her. "Tell me he really isn't your husband and that this is some sick joke of his?" He demanded. " I'm sorry Serverus but it is true he is my husband. We where married last night at Hogwarts."

"NO this can't be happening. I'm your one true love Narcissa you can't do this to me." He yelled at her. "And especially not with him!" He sneered as he glared at Harry.

It was a good thing that the silencing charms where still up from the party. Other wise he would have woken everyone in the house up. "I'm sorry Serverus but you are wrong. Harry is my one true love not you." She told him. "No I don't believe it and I will not accept this." He turned towards the door. "You mark my words Narcissa because one way or another I will make you mine."

Snape was making his way to the door when Harry stopped him. "So Snape dose this mean your rescinding your challenge to me?" Harry asked not bothering to mask his anger towards his potential opponent. "And if not what are the rules going to be?"

{Harry what are you doing? Are you trying to get yourself hurt?}

{Nara I have to ask him this of him because he has issued a challenge and it has been accepted. It is the proper way of things.}

"Fine Potter if that is the way you want it then the rules are going to be that there are no rules. So in other words Potter anything goes. Do you think you can handle that Potter?" Harry just smiled and puled out his wand and Gryffindor's sword.

"NO please don't do this! I beg you both please!" She pleaded with them. "Be quiet woman this duel is 5 years in the making and will not stop because of your whining."

"Narcissa would you please start us off?" Harry asked her in a soft voice. "OK." She said in a defeated voice. "On the count of three. One. Two. Three." Snape stated it off with "Expelliarmus!" Followed by a quick "Petrificus Totalus!"

Harry countered with a "Protego!" for the first spell and dodged the second spell and sent off a stunning spell. Snape countered with his own shield and yelled out "Crucio!" Harry barley dodged the spell and decided that he needed to end it before him or his wife got hit with an unforgivable.

Calling forth his elemental powers he pointed the sword at Snape. A vortex of fire and wind came from sword and engulfed Snape in the center of it. Snape tried to put up a shield charm but the vortex cut right threw the shield. Snape was throw back and landed on his back.

When Snape sat up he was singed from head to toe and covered in soot. His hair was sticking up his wide open. He looked like someone who gets roasted in a cartoon. Snape held up his wand and said 'Stupefy!" But no spell came out instead his wand crumbled in his hand. He than collapsed back to the floor unconscious.

"Well Nara I think I won what do you say?" He asked his wife. "Yes Harry I think you did win." She said in a sad voice tears running down her cheeks. "What's wrong Nara?" Harry asked in concern. Narcissa run up to Harry and embraced him tightly to her.

"Harry I love Serverus like a brother. I didn't want ether of you to get hurt. And when he started to use the unforgivables it scared me to death that you would be hurt." She paused for a moment. "I love you Harry. I don't want to lose you." Harry just held her in his arms and said. "I love you to Nara with all my hart."

She looked to Snape. "Is he going to be all right?" She asked him. "He will be fine." Harry levitated him to a near by sofa. "Now let's get out of her before someone else decides to object to our marriage."

Harry decided to teleport them to the Dursley's in the hope that they would get some peace and quit. "Harry this is your first birthday present from me." She said as she pulled a small wooden box and enlarged it than handed it to him. Harry opened it to find a Firebolt II. "WOW! Narcissa this is great thanks." He said as he gave her a big hug.

"Now for my second gift." She said shy smile. "Nara you didn't have to get me more than one gift." He told her. "Yes but I don't think you will mind getting this extra gift." She said as her robe fell to the ground to reveal all that she was wearing underneath was a set of sexy lingerie. Harry smiled and proceeded to take off his clothing as well.

Awhile latter Harry was laying in bed his wife asleep cuddled up next to him. As he looked down at his wife sleeping next to him. He couldn't help but think how wonderful and crazy his life had become.

End of flashback. (A/N: Did any of you remember that this was all a flashback?)

The next morning they awoke to find I very irate Mrs. Weasley in the living room. "I went easy on you yesterday because it was your birthday Harry. But today I want answers and I'm not leaving until I get them."

"How could you the two of you get marry to each other it is wrong." She said to the both of them. "You...she glared at Narcissa...are too old for him." She turned to Harry and said. "And you should be dating someone your own age not getting married to someone who is old enough to be your mother."

"Well?" She put her hands on her hips. "I'm waiting for one of you say explain why the two of you married after a relation ship that is less than two months old at the most?"

{Nara I think we should tell her why we got married.}

{Why Harry?}

{She has been the closest thing to a mother that I have ever known.}

{OK Harry go ahead.}

"There was a prophecy made about Narcissa and myself. It said that if we didn't fall in love the prophecy that the order was guarding last year wouldn't go in our favor." He paused for a moment. "Now that we have fallen in love our side now has a fighting chance."

"But I thought no one know what the prophecy said." Said Mrs. Weasley. Harry shook his head and said. "There are three people who know what both prophecy's say and it shall remain that way for now."

"I still don't how this could be? Why would a prophecy say you have to fall in love to someone old enough to be your mother?" asked a confused Mrs. Weasley. "A prophecy got my parents killed and gave me this scar." He said pointing to his forehead. "Why not who I fall in love with?" Harry said in response.

Mrs. Weasley sighed and said. "I still don't like it but I suppose I will have to accept it now because there is nothing I can do about it." Mrs. Weasley handed Harry a stack of letters and a newspaper. "Here is your mail Harry and also this mornings Daily Prophet there is an article about your marriage in there." She hugged Harry and said. "Please harry come back to headquarters soon Harry." Then she left.

While Narcissa made breakfast, Harry sorted threw his mail he found that Narcissa also had gotten a couple of letters and set them aside for her. He decided to save the Daily Prophet for last. The first letter he opened was from Hermione.

Dear Harry

I thought over the question you asked of me but I can't agree with your marriage. Just because you are in love doesn't change the fact that your marriage is inappropriate. She is old enough to be mother Harry. You can't believe your relationship with her will last. She is far too old for you.

While I will stand by and support you I can not support your marriage. I hope you will understand. You are one of my best friends I don't want to lose what we have together.

I tried to get Ron to write to you but he refused. He is acting like he did in the begging of our fourth year. Hope to see you soon.

Love your friend

Hermione

Harry sighed at least she is not going to abandon me like Ron has. He moved on to the next letter. It was his normal school letter with a personal letter from Professor McGonagall inside along with a small package.

Dear Professor Potter

Due to your positions of Professor of the Dueling Club and Assistant Professor of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class you will be given a privet room for you and your spouse.

Even though you will be a member of the staff you are also still a student and will still be allowed to play Quidditch. But you will not be allowed to be team captain. Also in closed is a list of special rules and privileges you must follow as a result of your new positions.

Sincerely

Professor Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

Harry pulled out the list of rules he was to follow and read them.

Special rules for Professor and Assistant Professor Potter

1. You will be allowed only to take away and give away points in classes that you teach. See accompanying professor's rulebook.

2. During the time that you are in class you will have the same rights and privileges as a prefect. See the accompanying Prefect's Guidebook for these rights and privileges.

3. You do not have to fallow the curfew rules.

4. Even though this rule is listed in the professor's rule book I going to list it here also. You may not pursue any unprofessional relationships with any student or students. In other words Potter don't cheat on your wife.

Professor Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

Harry chuckled at the last rule. This is going to be an interesting year he thought. "What so funny Harry?" Asked Narcissa. He handed her the list of rules. She read the rules and then smiled at her husband. "Well Mr. Potter you better not cheat on me or you will lose a certain...she glanced down to his lap...part of your anatomy."

Harry sighed and smiled at her and said. "Well I can't loss that. So I guess wont cheat on you." She crossed her arms. "So you're going to just settle for me now that your manhood is on the line." She said a wicked smile grew across her face. "I think I will show just what you would miss out on if you ever where to cheated on me."

She sat in his lap and kissed him passionately on the lips. As their kiss deepened Harry's hands roamed across her body and his fore mentioned anatomy part was responding to their activities.

This continued until they could smell something burning. Narcissa ran to the kitchen with Harry hot on her trail. When they got they found that breakfast was a total lose. "I'm sorry Harry but breakfast is ruined." She said.

He could actually feel the pain this caused her so he took her into his arms and said. "What we where just doing together over in that chair was better than any breakfast you could have made." He than whispered in her ear and asked. "Shall we continue where we left off?" He could feel her body shiver when he said this.

"As much as I would like to we can't. I'm sorry but we have too much to do my love." She told him. Harry sighed. "All right but we will pick up where we left off later wont we." He asked his voice conveying the hope that it would be so. "If you work hard maybe..." She said as she walked away.

Harry decided to go back to his mail. His next letter was from a solicitor.

Dear Mr. Harry Potter

Due to your recent marriage you are now considered of age. This will now allow you to have full control of your inheritance from your parent's will. Please make an appointment with my office to come in to go over what you will be receiving control over.

Sincerely

Solicitor William Ewing

Well this is interesting. Thought Harry. He decided to set the meeting for Monday the 5th of August. He then came to the piece of mail which he was dreading The Daily Prophet.

Harry Potter Married!?!?

It has been reported that Harry Potter was married on July 30th at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. From what our sources can tell it was a small simple ceremony with Headmaster Professor Albus Dumbledore conducting the ceremony and two witnesses Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall and Andromeda Tonks.

The most shocking part of this marriage is that he is reportedly married to 36 year old Narcissa Malfoy. She is the ex-wife of the convicted Death Eater Lucius Malfoy (see page 2 for more information on Lucius Malfoy). She is also the mother of Draco Malfoy a 6th year Slytherin who is rumored to be Harry Potters rival at Hogwarts.

One has to wonder why Harry Potter would marry someone 20 years his senior. Some have speculated that this is some sort of reward for joining He-who-must-not-be-named. While others say that Narcissa Malfoy has simply seduced the poor boy into marring her.

There have also been some rumors that have been having an affair ever sense they meet at the Quidditch World Cup nearly 2 years ago. If this is the case then this reporter's sympathy goes out to his former girlfriends Hermione Granger a fellow 6th year Gryffindor and Cho Chang a 7th year Ravenclaw. Whom Harry Potter has been rumored to have dated during this time.

We can only speculate about the motives of these people and wonder if all the rumors where true last year about Harry Potter and Professor Dumbledore sanity.

Written by

Rita Skeeter

Harry was starring at the paper. His anger and rage building at what was written by Skeeter. Then all of a sudden the newspaper burst into flames. Harry dropped the paper and jumped out of his chair in surprise. He quickly pulled out his wand and cast a fire fighting charm on the small fire.

Narcissa walked back over to him and hugged him close to her. This calmed Harry down as he relaxed into her arms. "Was it that bad Harry?" She asked. He nodded and told her what the article had said.

A little while latter they started Narcissa's elemental training. By the end of the day Narcissa was able to produce rain in the training room. But she had a problem with stopping the rain. By the time she did they where cold and soaked to the bone.

Harry was shivering and he could tell that Narcissa was to. So he asked. "Care to warm up with me in a nice hot shower Nara?" She smiled at him and dragged him to their bathroom where they continued where they left off earlier that morning.

(A/N: Next chapter order meetings and End of Summer. Also I give up on try in type in italics or in differant fonts. It never works for me. Any hints at what to do would be helpfull. I say as sitting on my knees begging for help.)