by Elemmíre
Conducted by Bilbo and sung by Frodo, Merry & Pippin to the tune of ÔThe Chipmunk SongÕ.
(All right you Hobbits! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Frodo?
-Okay!
Okay, Merry?
-Okay!
Okay, Pippin? Pippin? PIPPIN!
-OKAY!!!)
Gandalf's, Gandalf's nearly here,
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Gandalf, hurry fast
Want some fireworks that boom
Me, I want a dwarf costume
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Gandalf, don't be late.
(Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Frodo
.
-Naturally.
Very good Merry.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Pippin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Pippin. Pippin. PIPPIN!
-OKAY.)
Want some fireworks that boom
I still want a dwarf costume
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Gandalf, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Gandalf, don't be late.
(Very good, boys.
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!v
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-hobbit chatter
Pippin, cut that out..Merry, just a minute.
Frodo, will you cut that out? Boys...)
Okay, that was silly, but I couldn't resist! As a child I'd always get that song stuck in my head. Tomorrow, the song I promised you a year ago - the Edoras Children's Choir presents 'Grima the Wormtongue'!
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Disclaimer: This is a work of fan-fiction, and the characters, settings, places and languages, save those that are original to me, belong to the Tolkien Estate. I am merely playing in their most august sandbox.