Story Of Your Heart
Chappie 31
Shopping Trip
By
Bulma
T: Well, just another day in oblivion 7 fiery pits of hell.
R: Seems that way. Come on, I'm not that bad to hang around with.
T: Evil look………………….............................................. don't even go there. Peeps, just read before t get real ugly up in here.
Bulma, deep in sleep the next day, found out that lately, taking care of a Super Saiyan baby was not what she had expected. It made her feel more exhaughted and she slept more. Shenron assured here that this was normal, considering that her body wasn't used to these sort of changes and it would pass.
Vegeta had made sure, excluding him, would disturb her. Shenron told them this was very important, because no only would it fuck with B.Trunks' sleeping pattern, but it would also make him one pissed off baby. And if he was pissed off, so was Bulma. And her mood swings were more than enough for everyone on the planet could barely handle. So no one would disturb her, with the exception of this particular morning.
As Bulma clung to Vegeta in her sleep, the doors of the room burst open with a loud BOOM. Both her and Vegeta shot up out of bed. With their alert eyes, they spotted the assigns. Shenron was standing at the foot of the bed and grinning. "Lizard, you had better have a damn good excuse for this." seethed Vegeta. "SHENRON!! I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!! IT'S CALLED LETTING ME SLEEP IN!! GODS YOU CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH AT TIMES!!!" yelled Bulma angrily. ("MUTHA FUCKA!! I AM TIRED!! DAMN YOU AUNTIE SHENRON!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO WAKE ME UP!!!") cried the lil' one more than pissed. ("B.TRUNKS! DO NOT YELL AT HER LIKE THAT!") scolded Bulma. ("Well she woke me up Damnit!!")
"Bulma, don't worry. But we have to do this now It is way past the time for it." said Shenron as she was not fazed by the insult that were thrown at her. Bulma gave her a confused look. "Huh? What in all 7 hell's are you talking about?" "The mall silly. It opened half and hour ago. So we only have about 11 ½ hours to shop." "I'm goin back to bed." groaned Vegeta as he fell back on the bed. "Uh uh. No way in hell are you getting outta this that easily Dad. If I have to go, you sure in hell do." came Trunks voice as he took his place beside Shenron. "But…Brat!" whined Vegeta. "The mall is evil and I have things to do!" he complained.
"As of now, they are canceled." responded Shenron. "So you both have half an hour to get ready." ("Mommy, what is a mall?") asked B.Trunks. Bulma smiled down at her tummy. "The most wonderfulliest place in the universe." "B.Trunks, your going straight to the pits of hell." said Trunks. ("That doesn't sound fun.") said B.Trunks concerned. "Mini-Brat, trust us. It's not fun at all." "YOU GUYS! The mall is not that bad!" cried Bulma. Both Trunks and Vegeta snorted at her comment. "Speak for yourself Woman. Only crazy, insane, down right not right in the head Women find it fascinating!" "And personally," added Trunks, "You both ARE one French fry short of a happy meal, if you think WE enjoy the mall."
"HEY!" yelled Bulma and Shenron. "Well it is true!" snapped Trunks. "Fine." smiled Shenron evilly. "We will just go. The only reason we are goin is to get prepared for the baby room for B.Trunks and some things he is gonna need when he arrives in this world." explained Shenron. Bulma caught onto this. "Yeah, since you guys don't wanna help, we will choose the room and the design." "Fine by us Woman. Have fun." snorted Vegeta uninterested. "Okay, well I am thinking a pink and yellow sailor room, complete with blue sailor outfits." suggest Bulma to Shenron. ("NO!!! PLEASE KAMI! NO!!! POWPOW!! BIG BROFER!!! HELP!! DON'T LET THEM OUTTA THE CASTLE!!") "Mom, don't you even think about it." cried Trunks.
"Woman, that is just cruel. Even if you are doin it to the Brat." "HEY! Well love you too Dad." said Trunks angrily. "Well now you guys have 20 min. to get ready." said Shenron looking at her watch. "I suggest you guys hurry. The clock is ticking and those sailor suits are just begging to be bought by us today, if you both don't come with us to the mall." she smiled evilly.
All 3 Saiyan groaned. There was no way I n hell could they get outta this this. Even if hell did freeze over, they would pretty much be beat. They all had extraordinary strength , all could use their minds in ways that no one thought possible, and even turn Super Saiyan, but this was one battle they would not win. "Fine, you win Woman." sighed Vegeta. Damnit, he hated being defeated by her. "Yeah, but it was not like it was a fair fight in the first place." sulked Trunks as he gave them both dirty looks. "You two fight dirty." "Oh poor baby. So get over it!" retorted Bulma. So all got ready and were well on their way to the mall. It was busy with so many people buying and selling. Playing and eating. It was a girl's sanctuary to getting away from the stress of everyday things and to forget about her troubles.
6 Hours Later!
All 3 Saiyans were at the end of their rope. They couldn't take it anymore and they still had 5 hours left to shop. ("Big Brofer, make is stop! Please! For the love of Kami-sama, make it stop!!!") cried the lil' one. All this boredom was more than his lil' body could take. ("Sorry Mini-me, just try and remember, at least you won't have a sailor room.") Trunks said as he tried to comfort the lil' one. And just as if Kami had answered their prayers, Bulma's cell rung.
("THANK KAMI!!") all 3 boys mentally cried. "Hello?" she asked as she answered it. "Lady Bulma," came the voice of Ratiz on the other line. "Oh, hello Ratiz, what's goin down?" "If it is all right, may I speak with Vegeta?" he asked. "Uh…sure. Veggie, it's for you." Bulma said as she handed him the cell phone. "Don't call me that!" he scolded as he snatched the cell phone from her. He spent a few min. talking to Ratiz and a deep smirk overcame his features.
Then he hung up the cell phone and gave it back to Bulma. "Woman, we have to cut this trip short." "What? WHY?!" demanded Bulma. "If I told you, it would ruin the surprise. Besides I like to see you beg to know what I am hiding." Bulma blushed and Trunks groaned as Shenron giggled. So without much word, they headed back to the castle. Vegeta lead them to the labs once they arrived. "Vegeta, what is all of this about?" questioned Bulma. His only answer was the smirk that played devishly on his lips. "You shall see lil' one." he replied with much amusement in his voice.
So he made Bulma sit down in front of the communicator. The screen turned on and the faces of her parents came on the screen. "MOM! DAD!!!" she cried. "Hello Bulma dear!" giggled her mother. "Oh my gosh…it's so good to see you guys again!" Tears began to form and then caress her cheeks as they fell. "Oh Bulma…I am so glad you are alive and well…Bulma…are you gaining weight?" asked her father in shock.
"I AM NOT FAT!!" she cried unexpected from her mood swings. Everyone backed off. Like I said, no one would want to fuck with an overly emotional mood swing Bulma. "…Oh then you are pregnant! Congratulations Vegeta!" congratulated her mother. Vegeta was entirely shocked and along with everyone else. That was the most intelligent thing anyone ever heard come outta Mrs. Briefs. "Bulma, don't look so shocked dear. I saw it comin more than a mile away. And Trunks, since you are being my grandson and all, why don't you come by Gram and Gramps house and I will go and get you some treats." she giggled.
Trunks' jaw literally dropped to the floor. How she figured out that one, was way beyond Trunks' knowledge. "Oh don't fret dear. I knew the whole time. The resemblience is uncanny. That is how I knew my daughter and the prince suited each other. Now all shoo, I have much to discuss with her." Vegeta smirked. "Have fun Woman." He kissed her cheek and they left.
B: Well, that's enough for now and I love the mall seen!
V/T: glares you are just too evil!
B: Wow, more evil than Vegeta especially when he is on a killing Goku mood?
T/V: Yes
B: WOO HOO! I LOVE ME!!
V: Oh great
T: That just ain't right.
DC: SO……Your point?
C'ya
Bulma
PS MOMENT OF ZEN!
Keep Off! It's impolite to walk on dead people.
Shenron Say: I am telling you now I did not kill the mayor…….it was self defense….yeah…that is it… and I was off my meds! So it is legal!!!