Story Of Your Heart

Chappie 32

Sucks To Be You

By

Bulma

R: Okay, uh shopping and there was a nice reunion with Bulma and her parents.

T: HOLY SHIT!!!! HE DID IT!! HE DID HIS JOB!!! OH MY GODS!!! GET THE CAMERA!!!

R: Uh…yeah, whatever.

Well Bulma had a nice chat with her parents and promised to talk to them very soon. She felt so much better. I mean , her planet along with her family and friends were back. She was so happy. ("Mommy, so they are Gramps and Gram?") asked the lil' one. ("Yes. Now come on, you must be hungry.") she proclaimed happily. ("Now you are speakin my Language!") So they left to go get him some food.

A couple days later, Bulma went looking for the room to set up for the lil' tyke. She found it. It was 3 doors down on the right from his parent's bedroom. It was perfect. But, there were some debating but they decided to make the room pink and yellow sailor room. (T: MOM!!!!!!!!! B: Just kidding!) Actually, it would be during the day as a forest room, but as the day progresses it would change into space, complete with planetary system, which if you touched one of the planets it would lead you there and you could go anywhere on the star, and also which Bulma was trying her damnest not to fall off this stool as she was installing the program into the system and not fall from a hundred story. Then the stool began to shake from her shivering legs.

"Shit!" she hissed as she tried to keep her balance. "Not now! Not when I am almost done!" Bulma tried to focus on her work. ("Mommy, I don't think this is a good idea. Your gonna get hurt. Can't we just go and get Big Brofer or PowPow in here just in case something is gonna happen?") suggested B.Trunks. ("We will be fine. Your just being paraNOID!!!!!") she cried as she fell.

Bulma closed her eyes as she expected the worst! "I died! I died! I died! I dead! I died!" she cried. "Mom, your not dead." came Trunks' voice. Bulma opened her eyes to see him holding her a few inches from the ground. "But, you should be if your doin that by yourself and pregnant no less!"

"But, I had to get the planetary installed." "You know, you could have asked for my help or Dad's." "Bur you both seemed so busy training and all. I couldn't bare to ask." "Well next time, ask and don't worry. But right now you need to come with me." ("Why?") "Cuz PowPow told me to get you guys and to save you from Mommy." "HEY!!!" "Come on, we are goin to be late." "Late for what?" "You will see!" he replied smiling as he carried them to Vegeta's office. They found him there. "Guess what we are goin to be doin Woman!" he said smirking as they entered his office and Trunks sat his Mom in a chair.

Bulma gave him a puzzled look. "What?" "Well, since it is getting the end of your pregnancy, before we get the Mini-Brat we will be taking breathing classes, so that we will be more prepared." Bulma rolled her eyes. "Oh joy. You interrupted my baby making room just to tell me that." she said sarcastically.

"No, you are doin breathing classes right…now." he said looking at his watch and a knock came at the door.. Trunks went over and answered it to reveal a happy, smiling, perfect figure bimbo. "HI!! I AM CLASS BREATHING BARBIE!!! NOT LIKE MY SISTER GANGSTA BITCH BARBIE!! SHE HAS ISSUES!!!! NICE TO MEET YOU ALL!!!" she cried esthetically. Both Bulma and Trunks gave Vegeta "You fucked up" looks. Then Shenron along with Gangsta Bitch Barbie walked in.

They took one look and both started laughing. "Mom, we are getting you out of here." stated Trunks. Vegeta stopped him. "Look Brat, she's the only one around here that can do Earth's customs." "Not true Vegeta." stated Shenron matter of factly. "Oh really? Well I have you know I have 10 PhD's in this!!" cried Barbie! "So? I am half Dragon and half Saiyan and I can kick your bitch Barbie ass all the way from here to Tim Buck 3 because Tim Buck 2 ain't far enough." "Sire, please excuse everyone, so that me and Bulma can get the first session over with." said Barbie pretty desperate. ("Mommy, she is scary!")

"Vegeta, if you want to live to see me or this baby, you will let Shenron do this and not some stupid ass bitch that scares the shit outta me and your son." said Bulma in a tone that left no room for argument. "Dad, I am agreeing with Mom on this one." "Fine. Later Barbie." So the evil Barbie left and the Gangsta Bitch Barbie along with Shenron went through the breathing classes.

T………………………………..........W.T.F. was with that? That was a whole chappie wasted.

B: I know. Isn't it great?

T: but you added Barbies in it.

B: So? Point?

T: shakes head Just go on

DC: What the hell? Piss off!

C'ya

Bulma

PS MOMENT OF ZEN!!!

I got 2 words for you…BRUSH YO' TEETH!!!

Shenron Say: Yah, CUZ YO' BREATH STINKS!!!