Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own all of you. Mary-Sue is my idea. You are allowed to take my character and mutilate her all you like but I must have credit for the mutilation. Thank you )!

Real A/N: All typos and grammar errors were done on purpose. This is a Mary-Sue Parody towards all of the "OCs" in the Kingdom Hearts section. We're all fed up, aren't we? Thank you.

A/N: I DON'T OWN RIKU but u all will LUV my OC. SHES NOT A MARYT-SUE!!11 so this ficcy is rikuXMY OC! Ha!

r1ku was locked away far behind KH & was alone, he din kno wat 2 do. he couldn't see and den dere's tis lite that came up. and the lite is BEAUTIFUL.

r1ku: whos dat?

??????: ive come 2 save u riku.

riku: rilly. can u save me???

?????: yea.

and suddenly, dere was lite everywhere. riku realized hes in castle oblivoni.

Riku: whoa were am I??? who r u?

Then r1ku sees the most beautiful Girl hes eva seen. She was gorgeous with long blak hair and icy blu eyes and a nice, thin body with a cute white spageti tanktop and a baby-blu thicker tank below with a pretty dimond necklace and jeans and jewlery from Hot Topic. Her shoes are purple high heels witch weren't too slutty or too ugly but juss rite. She also has little angel wings too. she's gorgeous, he thinks.

?????: im Aelexaendriiea Belle. im axel's sister, marluxia's daughter, sora's stepsister, & king mikey's teller. u can call me lexa.

riku: cool. can u help me find sora and kairi????

lexa: sora is here in the kastle alredy.

riku: howd u kno?!?!?!

lexa: i juss kno. im lyk u, riku. i can use a keybl8e 2! c?

lexa suddenly is holded 2 keyblades and both r cute pink. riku never knos she is a Keyblade master 2. i fight u, said lexa and riku says ur on. they fight and riku falls down. $ i lose, he says.

lexa: its ok. My parents abandon me wen the 3less destroys our world. ansem wanted 2 take control of me and I wont let him.

riku: he tried to take control of me 2!!!

lexa: I know hes weird.

riku suddenly decides he luvs lexa so much so he grabs her and kisses her. Lexa pushed away and yells. U kiss me! Riku says 'I luv u'.

then axel comes out of nowhere and kills lexa bloody. lexa dies protecting riku.

riku cries and axel disappears and axel feels sorry for lexa and decides to change his ways and help riku. so riku decides hell fite 4 da lite and he meets sora but hell always remember the true luv shared w/ lexa.

A/N: hehe. sorri I had to kill lexa but all good stories hav a sad ending!!!11 R&R NO FLAMS OR I'LL FLAME U!! D D D D!!!!111

Real A/N: I think I'm going to die from all of these typos...