JK Rowling owns Harry Potter (but puh-leez, the werewolf in the movie
REALLY SUCKED)
Time/AOL/Warner/DC/Vertigo owns Hellblazer (but puh-leez, Keaneau Reeves as JC REALLY SUCKS)
RaIsInG hElL aT hOgWaRtS
Chapter 4: Discussion
"Such a reaction can only mean that Constantine and the Dark Lord are in some way connected, Headmaster."
"I quite agree, Serverus. However, I am also certain that John has had no dealings whatsoever with Voldemort."
"Cheers."
"Then what explanation do you have, Professor Constantine?"
"The only possible thing is if he had anything with that bastard, Nergal."
"In what way would Voldemort's connection to a demon have an affect on Harry?"
"Blood?"
"Yeah."
"Yes, that would do it."
"Would you care to explain, Serverus?"
"During my time as a Death Eater, I had heard stories that the Dark Lord, in one of his bids for immortality, ingested a potion that had demon's blood as one of its ingredients."
"And a few years back, Nergal put some of his blood in me."
"I see."
"Disgusting!"
"It wasn't like I had a choice mate. I was in a bloody full body cast at the time. I wouldn'tve been able to stop a sprog from flicking boogers at me."
"Please, John, Serverus, this is not the time. So am I to understand that you suspect that Voldemort has the demon, Nergal's blood in his veins as well?"
"Yes Headmaster."
"Then what would be the best course of action Serverus?"
"Potter will have to be given some of Constantine's blood."
"Hang on!"
"The only other option would be for you to leave Hogwarts immediately."
"That is not an option Serverus."
"Then a transfusion it is."
"You pile of pig shite! You know damn well what this will do to the kid."
"Would you care to tell me what side effects we are to expect?"
"Of course Headmaster. The demon's blood will cause a certain amount of discomfort-"
"You mean it'll fucking hurt like a hundred boots to the nadgers!"
"And considering that Nergal feeds and thrives on perversion, Potter may have some, ahem, difficulties."
"Oh, bugger me. He'll probably pass out from lack of blood to his brain."
"You do have a natural gift for vulgarity."
"Piss off."
"On the other hand, it may also give him an advantage over the Dark Lord in legilimancy."
"Indeed?"
"This is crazy."
"John, I cannot force you to do this, but I would appreciate it if you would give Harry some of your blood. I respect Serverus' professional opinion in these matters."
Time/AOL/Warner/DC/Vertigo owns Hellblazer (but puh-leez, Keaneau Reeves as JC REALLY SUCKS)
RaIsInG hElL aT hOgWaRtS
Chapter 4: Discussion
"Such a reaction can only mean that Constantine and the Dark Lord are in some way connected, Headmaster."
"I quite agree, Serverus. However, I am also certain that John has had no dealings whatsoever with Voldemort."
"Cheers."
"Then what explanation do you have, Professor Constantine?"
"The only possible thing is if he had anything with that bastard, Nergal."
"In what way would Voldemort's connection to a demon have an affect on Harry?"
"Blood?"
"Yeah."
"Yes, that would do it."
"Would you care to explain, Serverus?"
"During my time as a Death Eater, I had heard stories that the Dark Lord, in one of his bids for immortality, ingested a potion that had demon's blood as one of its ingredients."
"And a few years back, Nergal put some of his blood in me."
"I see."
"Disgusting!"
"It wasn't like I had a choice mate. I was in a bloody full body cast at the time. I wouldn'tve been able to stop a sprog from flicking boogers at me."
"Please, John, Serverus, this is not the time. So am I to understand that you suspect that Voldemort has the demon, Nergal's blood in his veins as well?"
"Yes Headmaster."
"Then what would be the best course of action Serverus?"
"Potter will have to be given some of Constantine's blood."
"Hang on!"
"The only other option would be for you to leave Hogwarts immediately."
"That is not an option Serverus."
"Then a transfusion it is."
"You pile of pig shite! You know damn well what this will do to the kid."
"Would you care to tell me what side effects we are to expect?"
"Of course Headmaster. The demon's blood will cause a certain amount of discomfort-"
"You mean it'll fucking hurt like a hundred boots to the nadgers!"
"And considering that Nergal feeds and thrives on perversion, Potter may have some, ahem, difficulties."
"Oh, bugger me. He'll probably pass out from lack of blood to his brain."
"You do have a natural gift for vulgarity."
"Piss off."
"On the other hand, it may also give him an advantage over the Dark Lord in legilimancy."
"Indeed?"
"This is crazy."
"John, I cannot force you to do this, but I would appreciate it if you would give Harry some of your blood. I respect Serverus' professional opinion in these matters."