Three Cheers for the Marauders (To the tune of "Give My Regards to Broadway")
Disclaimer: I wish I could own Harry Potter and the Marauders, but sadly, all recognizable names belong to J.K. Rowling. I also do not own the song "Give My Regards to Broadway"; it belongs to Geo. M. Cohan.
Listen up and I will tell you a swell story of four friends
They were so loyal to each other and vowed to do so till the end
They went to Hogwarts together and they met back in year one
Making the students cringe
And the teachers whinge
They made Hogwarts so much fun!
Chorus: Three cheers for the Marauders!
Without them school would be a bore
Purveyors of Aid to Mischief-Makers always had pranks and jokes galore
Torturing Snivellus Snape
And making all the Slytherins hurl
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
You guys will always rock this world!
James Potter was so popular and also very rich
Sirius Black was his best friend whose whole family was a b$#!
Remus Lupin was so smart and had a secret deep within
And Peter Pettigrew
Was the last of the crew
And tried so hard to fit in
Chorus
Then one day Remus' friends found out what his dark secret was
Remus was a werewolf, but he never told them this because
He thought if they ever found out, they'd avoid him totally
But to his great surprise
They became Animagi
To keep him company
There was also a girl at Hogwarts, Lily Evans was her name
James played pranks on her cause he liked her, but she hated him just the same
When it didn't work, James thought that he'd better get a life
So he stopped playing pranks
And became really nice
And soon Lily was his wife
Chorus
Slowly: But, regretfully, this story ends on a note that's very sad
Lily and James were killed because Peter suddenly turned bad
He told Voldemort where they were and Voldy killed them right away
But then Sirius was blamed
For Peter's betrayal
And in prison he had to stay
Just like way in the beginning, Remus was left all alone
And again he had to deal with his lycanthropy on his own
But there's a bright side to everything, including this, for you see,
The Marauders would not
Have existed at all
If it weren't for his lycanthropy
Chorus: Three cheers for the Marauders!
Without them school would be a bore
Purveyors of Aid to Mischief Makers always had pranks and jokes galore
Torturing Snivellus Snape
And making all the Slytherins hurl
Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs
You guys will always rock this world!
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