I have to say, today I have done absouletely nothing productive.

period 01: Math. In math, I got in a few minutes late, sat down, and read my book. Then she broke us up into groups and I finished the worksheet in 2 minutes considering I skipped half the question because I'm a fucking moron XP and continued to read my book.

period 02: Science. Spent the first 20 minutes "studying" for my science test. I didn't really study, though, because I knew completely that I was already destined to fail. I did, though, manage to tell Alicia to "Shut the Fuck Up" at least thrice, none of these times she actually complied. In fact, she managed to talk straight through the test, despite the fact that the teacher took her test away. Come to think of it, that only inspired her to talk more.

period 03: Science ctd. The teacher stood at the front of the room "teaching" and writing notes on the bored. Normally, I'd have written said notes down into my notebook, but I didn't specifically feel in the mood for it today, so I whipped my book out and read some more. The teacher called on me a few times, but I just repeated the last word of what she said and it seemed to appease her. For example, she'd ask "How does the heart pump blood through the body" and I'd say "By pumping blood through the body." This example is made up, though, because I don't recall what happened before my 5th period nap (which we'll get to.)

period 04: Creative Writing. I went to creative writing and plopped down in front of the computer to write an e-mail to Katie. I didn't really get off after the late bell rang, so he had to yell at me to get off. Reluctantly, I did, just to sit at my desk reading a book for most of the period. Then, Mr. Teacher said something that kind of ruined my 'reading jive' so I raised my hand to rebuttle. I agreed that poetry could be anything because it's just a made up thing used by crack head art addicts. Then, I boasted that I could write a poem on the spot (of course implying that it'd be crap). So, as expected, I was challenged, so I ended up with this:

Pizza is covered in cheese.
You can get it if you say please
It's chewy and hot; disgusting it's not
So may I have some pizza, please?

I'm very proud of it. So after I recited that poem, I just reopened my book and continued reading.

Period 05: Italian. In Italian, Mr. Funky-Pants was teaching. I like Mr. Funky-Pants because his voice keeps switching to a 2-year-old white-boy's to a 40-year-old Italian man. So anyway, he's teaching and being reviewed by Mrs. White-Hair so I find this is the oppurtune time for a nap. When I wake up, though, he's still on the same exact verb from when I fell asleep and despite the 17 minutes that supposedly passed (according to the clock) I just assume that I never actually did fall asleep and it was all just part of my imagination. So, we play a game called "Buzz". I like "Buzz" because it's probably the most pathetic attempt to rile up a group of teenagers. Surprisingly, it works. Everybody is jumping around like some spanish bean and I'm giving Katie a high-five every 3 seconds. It's quite adrenilating.

LUNCH: Lunch has to be the highlight of my day. I get a PB&J sandwich and go to Italian club. Italian club is a snooze fest, but really, what's new? Apparently there's going to be a trip I'm not attending, a recipe book I'm not helping with, T-Shirts that I probably won't get, and a party I won't donate to! I'm like the lurker of the club :) So, after the club is over, Katie and I go to the place where Zack, Freddy, Marco, Tomika and assorted other Sophomores eat lunch. Zack's not there -- but his backpack is!!! We steal back the CDs!!! SUCCESS AT LAST!!!!!

Then we hide in the bathroom for a few minutes until the bell rings because we're scared of Zack. P

06: Orchestra. Orchestra is kind of cool. I just played what I was supposed to and chatted to Katie about our amazing plans to personalize the concert wink I believe our plans involved a tutu, leather jacket, Kiss styled face paint, fog, stobe lights, plums, and throwing various instruments into the audience and diving in after them. Don't ask about the plums, it's highly classified.

07: English. Didn't have it today.

08: Global. We watched a movie and I took a nap. This was of course, after I finished the homework by stealing everybody elses (in arms reach which tallied up to about 4 people's) and copying their answers. I think I had the most thorough answers ever. So, as soon as he turns out the lights to start the movie, I fall asleep. Huh. Go figure.

09: Computers. I had every intention to work today, I swear, but it's completely somebody else's fault that I've not accomplished anything. And I will argue this to the point of death. I actually started writing an e-mail to Tomika about my day, but it turned into this really long summary, so I decided to e-mail it to myself instead.

I also think I pissed everybody off by hiccup-ing really loud every 2 seconds.

I don't know what I did after that, because I haven't lived it yet, but isn't it amazing how I can take something so uninteresting like my day, and turn it into such a fabulous tale of adventure and romance. What? You didn't see the adventure and romance? What story are you reading?

(This is the only journal entry one.)