And hi there! I thought I should upload some fics just at once. I've been inactive for a way too long period of time.

Moonlight: Well, what part will I have in this?

Ryou-Ran: You are going to be very important.

Moonlight: (pats himself on the chest) I always have been.

Ryou: --"

Ryou-Ran: Let me tell you. Moonlight is going to end up in the era in which Ryou lives. He won't understand a single thing of what's going on. Warning: This is not meant to really be a humor-fic, though some things may be funny.

Ryou: Wait, an ancient Egyptian here? In Domino City?

Ryou-Ran: Yes, indeed.

Yami Bakura: And what about me?

Ryou-Ran: You will show up later. You'll be important too.

Yugi: Say, I'm having a problem...

Ryou-Ran:Yes?

Yugi: Yami bit the wire of my TV and now his hair is sticking up even more than usual.

Ryou: Why would Yami bite an electrical wire?

Yugi: He thought it was liquorice.

Ryou: --" Acceptable.

Ryou-Ran: We're going to start the fic. Yugi, you do the disclaimer.

Yugi: Sure. Ryou-Ran does not know Yu-Gi-OOOOOH!

Ryou-Ran: OO"

Yami: FZZZZZZT!

Ryou-Ran: Great, there goes my TV.

How to intregrate an ancient Egyptian

Ryou was sleeping peacefully in his bed, until he felt someone shake his arm. "Hu-ung!"he uttered, not wanting to wake up. "Ryou, wake up!"an urgent voice said. The voice did not speak Japanese. It spoke ancient Egyptian. Ryou turned around and opened his brown eyes. He looked in a pair of eyes virtually similair to his, but then purple-blue. "Heh? Moonlight?"he yawned. Moonlight nodded. "This is a weird dream."Ryou decided and lay down again. He almost fell back asleep, but Moonlight thugged his arm. "Wake up, Ryou!"he whined. "I don't know where I am!" Ryou tried to get up and fell out of bed. "Ow! So this is not a dream."he said, rubbing his painful backside. He reached out and turned on the light.

"Ah-aaie!"Moonlight uttered. "A little sun!" Ryou got up and lay the blankets back on the bed. "Now where am I?"Moonlight asked. Ryou yawned again. "You're in my apartment."he said. Moonlight was still looking at the lamp. "What's an apartment?"he asked. "My house."Ryou said. He pulled Moonlight's arm. "Come on."

He took Moonlight to the kitchen and, much to Moonlight's delight, turned on another little sun. "You wait here, then I'll go get dressed."he said, placing Moonlight on a chair. It creacked under Moonlight's weight. Moonlight looked around. He saw a small box standing on a high table and saw some chests hanging on the wall. There was another wall with a big, square-formed hole in it.

Ryou came back, wearing a white T-shirt with his name written on it and blue pants. He was combing his long hair. He went to a big chest standing against the wall and took a can of milk out of it. "What kind of papyrus is that?"Moonlight asked, never having seen such stiff, folded paper before. Ryou scratched his head, not knowing how to explain it to an ancient Egyptian. "It's eh... cardboard..." "Kahd boohd?"Moonlight repeated. Ryou took two cups out of a cupboard and poured some milk into them. Moonlight looked at the white fluid and took a swig. "How did you get here?"Ryou asked. Moonlight swallowed his milk. "I don't know."he said. "I went asleep and woke up in your room." Ryou cupped his chin in his hand. "That's strange."he said. "I think we should go to Yami." "Shall we go right now?"Moonlight asked. "No."Ryou said. "Look out of the window! It's still dark outside."

Moonlight stood and went over to the window. He wanted to stick his head out of it, but banged with his nose into something solid. With a face like a big questionmark he looked at the window. "What's this?"he asked. "An invisible wall?" Ryou went to stand next to him. "No, it's glass."he said. "That's something transparant that keeps the warmth in and the cold outside." "It keeps Moonlight's in too."Moonlight muttered. He pressed his nose against the glass and looked at the abandoned streets. "This is a really high place! Almost a palace! Is it all yours?" Ryou smiled. "No, just a part of it."he said. "Only this part of the building. There are many people living in this building."

Ryou found they should both get some sleep and lay down on his bed. He had Moonlight install himself on the couch. Ryou fell asleep soon, but Moonlight stayed awake for a while. Ryou's house was full of noises. He could hear things buzz and rumble.

Some hours later Ryou got out of bed and went to wake Moonlight up. While Moonlight wiped the sleep out of his eyes Ryou went to makes themselves breakfast. Moonlight watched him. "Don't you need to make a fire?"he asked. Ryou nodded. "Look. Instant fire!"he said. He turned on the gass cooker. Moonlight watched bemused. There were so many things he did not understand.

After breakfast Ryou wanted to go to Yugi's. But the problem was that Moonlight was wearing the wrong clothes. He was only wearing a skirt around his waist and some pieces of jewelery. "Listen, Moonlight."Ryou said. "We should find you some decent clothing... pants and a T-shirt, or something." "Pants?"Moonlight asked. Ryou pulled his trousers. "This."he said. He went to his room, but all of his clothes were too small for Moonlight, exept for the pants. Moonlight's chest was really thick. Ryou saw if he could find a T-shirt belonging to his father; a muscular man. But most of those were too small for Moonlight. Finally he found a white T-shirt fitting Moonlight. The shirt was tightly stretched over Moonlight chest. The Egyptian man looked uneasy. "Ryou, I don't like wearing fabrics around my chest."he said with a thin voice. Ryou burst into laughter. "In Japan everybody wears shirts."he said. "You'll have to."

Moonlight reluctantly agreed on wearing a shirt and pants, but insisted on still wearing his bracelets, necklace and the golden rings his legs were plated with. They left and took the elevator down. "Say, Ryou, why are we standing here in this little room?"Moonlight wanted to know. "Just wait and you'll find out."Ryou said and toggled a switch. The elevator went down. Moonlight's eyes grew to the size of saucers and he got an expression of utmost discomfort on his tanned face. When they stopped he had wrapped an arm around his stomach. "Uuhh... that didn't feel so good..."he sighed. When the doors opened they found themselves on a completely different place. Moonlight's jaw fell. "What the.."he began, but Ryou grabbed his arm and pulled him out of the elevator.

The appartment-building in which Ryou lived was located in a calm piece of Domino City, but soon they arrived on a busier area. Lots of cars were racing around and were making noise.

"Ah-aaie!"Moonlight cried again, covered his ears with his hands and sank to his knees. Ryou squatted besides him and looked at Moonlight's face. Confusion, fear and pain fought for a place on Moonlight's face. "What... is... this, Ryou?"Moonlight cried. "It's so noisy... it smells, it rumbles like thunder... What hell do you live in?" Ryou grabbed his elbow and helped him get up. "This is the world I live in, Moonlight. The fast things you see are used for transport."he said. "See? There are people sitting in them." Moonlight looked up. "Come on."Ryou said and pulled him to a zebra crossing with traffic lights. He felt Moonlight tremble. When a car raced close to them Moonlight leapt back and bumped with his head against a lantern-pole. The light became green. "It's safe now, Moonlight."Ryou said. "Let's cross the street." He and Moonlight began the walk over the zebra crossing. Moonlight anxiously looked at the cars that were lined up, like they wanted to destroy them.

A motor-cycle went through the red light. It raced past them just behind Moonlight. Moonlight gave a scream and ran over to the side-walk. He stuck out a hand at the back of the man on the bike and began to mumble a spell, but Ryou could just stop him. "Don't!"he cried. "You can't just shoot him!" He grabbed Moonlight's wrist and pulled him in the direction of the Turtle Game Shop.

Yugi was just having breakfast when he heard voices outside. One of them sounded like Ryou's, the other sounded a little lower. The lowest voice sounded scared. He saw Ryou enter the shop. The door swung back and hit the person following Ryou right in the face. "Oohhh..."the man sighed. When he had entered Yugi saw he had a copper-colored skin, white hair and a scar on his cheek. He wore a white shirt that was a little too tight and grey pants. On his feet were Egyptian shoes. His eyes were wide open and he panted.

"Bakura!"Yugi said. "Is that Moonlight Bakura?" Ryou nodded. "Yugi, we're having a big problem."he said. "Moonlight does not know anything of this world. We just walked the bit from my flat to your house and he was scared to death. He does not know why and how he got here." Moonlight sat down on the floor. He looked at his big hands and the strange clothing he was wearing. He didn't feel comfortable in them. The T-shirt was a little too small and the pants were too tight in the groin. He would rather wear his normal skirt and nothing around his upper body, but Ryou had said Japanese men do not run around in skirts and with their chests exposed. He was right. All the men Moonlight had seen had been wearing pants and shirts.

Suddenly Yami was standing in front of him. Moonlight leapt up, accidentally gave Ryou a skull-bash and bowed for Yami, but the pants were too tight. "Ow... Greetings, my Pharaoh."he said. Ryou reeled a bit and held his nose. Yami looked at Moonlight. "Moonlight Bakura, what brought you here?"he asked. Moonlight's shoulders drooped. "I wish I knew."he said. "I just... got here." He looked lost.

Grandpa Muto came in holding a package with cards. Ryou rushed over to him to look at them, but Moonlight pressed his back against the wall and looked unhappy. Yami talked to him, Moonlight softly anwered.

"He looks a lot like you."Solomon said. "Who's that, Bakura?" Ryou's gaze saddened a bit. "That's Moonlight Bakura. If Yami Bakura wouldn't have gotten evil that is what he would have become."he explained. "But I don't know how he got here and how he can go back to his Soulroom inside my mind. That's why I came here. Yugi and Yami might help us." Yami had finished his talk with Moonlight and returned to his Soulroom inside the Puzzle. Yugi walked over to Ryou. "Bakura-Kun, we've got to go to school, but what about Moonlight?"he asked. Moonlight had followed him. "School?"he asked. "Never go school." Ryou rubbed his chin with his fingers. "We should take him with us."he decided. "I don't want to leave him alone in my flat and I don't think it would be wise to leave him here with your grandfather. I'll just take him with me." He picked up his bag, grabbed his uniform-jacket and pulled a loudly protesting Moonlight outside.

Chappie one is finished!

Moonlight: Ow, ow...

Ryou: What is it, Moonlight?

Moonlight: This thing is too tight! It hurts my honour!

Ryou: (is too innocent to understand) Your honour?

Ryou-Ran: (whispers in his ear)

Ryou: Oh, ouch! That hurts!

Yami Bakura: (snickers)

Yami: (chews on a wire) Say, how do produce your liquorice these days? It's rather flashing stuff! Litterally!

Ryou-Ran: --" Have you ever seen copper wires in a piece of liquorice?

Yami: OO" I'M POISONED! HELP ME, YUGI! I'M GOING TO DIE!

Ryou: OO"

Moonlight: DON'T WORRY, MY PHARAOH! I WILL SAVE YOU! (sticks a finger in Yami's throat)

Yami: (spits plastic and stuff all over Moonlight)

Moonlight: So, I saved you. (is very proud of himself)

Ryou-Ran: Sure. Okay, will Yami continue eating electric wires? What is going to happen to Moonlight's honour? Check out the next chappie as soon as I've uploaded it!

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