Ok. Im back. Yey and such....

Eleni and Freddy walked upstairs to their rooms after school. They had some virus so they decided to skip band practice.Their aunt and uncle were at work, and they never knew when they were comming home.

Eleni walked over to Freddy computer and lowered the music.Freddy almost instantly smacked her arm with her new book and shouted "DONT TOUCH THAT!"
"Leave it!"
"Im not a dog,i can follow a simple instruction" Eleni walked away and as she went to go settle herself on her computer Freddy raised the volume to even louder then it was in the first place.She decided to ignore it and just go on with what she was doing. She loged into her LJ and updated it(Im only gonna put a little entry type thing then continue the story in the same chapter dont worry im not that cheap!)

Dear Pets,

When i say move,it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are your and contiain your food.The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my food, does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do i find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.The stairway was not designed my NASCAR and is not a racetrack.Beating me to the bottom is not the object.Tripping me doesnt help either,because i can fall faster then you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger then a kingsize bed.I am very sorry about this.Do not think i will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping-They can actually curl up in a ball.It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other streached out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tounges hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time,there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.If by some miracle i beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw,whine,bark, meow,and try to turn the knob,or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.I must exit through the same door i entered.In addition,I have been using bathrooms for years-canine and feline attendance is not mandatory.The proper order is kidd me, then go smell the other dog or cats butt.I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you i have posted the following message on our front door

Rules for non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about pets:

1)They live here.You dont.
2)If you dont want their hair on your clothes, stay of the furniture(thats why its called "fur"niture)
3)I like my pets alot better then i like most people.
4)To you its an animal,to me he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short,hairy, walks on all fours and doesnt speak clearly.
Sincerly,
Your Human Slave

Ok im bored now and im going to sleep.I might update later. Who knows!
I 3P

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'Shit i have homework.'Eleni got out her planner and looked at her homework.
English:Write two poem about anything
Math:Finish classwork
Global:Finish classwork
'Cool all i have is english'

Poem#1.Hawiian Punch(a/n me and my friend wrote this one day on a sugar rush, do not make fun of it OR steal it please.Oh yea and its sung/rapped/read/whatever to the brady bunch theme)
Heres a story
Of a Bannana
Who was bringing up three very lovely fruit
All of them had peels of gold
Like their mother
The youngest one was green.

Heres a story
Of a papaya
Who was busy raising three fruits of his own
They were four fruits
Living in one fruit tree
But they were all alone.

Till the one day when Bannana met Papaya
And they knew it was much more then a hunch
That these two fruits
Should somehow form a fruit drink
Thats the way we all became hawiian punch
Hawiian Punch,Hawiian Punch
Thats the way we became Hawiian Punch
Da Da Do Do DoDoDo
"Lets see him tell me im not creative now."
"who ARE you talking to when you do that?"
"Get OUT!"
"wow."

Poem#2Do Not(yes i wrote this one too)
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
of quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.

'yey im done now i can go to sleep'

(thats the end.Ok well ill put up the next couple of chapters cause i have alot ive just been grounded.)