Georgia- petrified A-a-and-d n-n-n-ow f-f-for our n-n-ext guest.....Dan.He's poopy. Luna- oh, so are you in pre-school now? I mean....poopy?? Dan-Hello, and what do you mean I'm poopy?? Georgia-Well, I mean you didn't like Leo and you couldn't take a hint that Piper NEVER loved you!!! Luna- Let alone liked. I mean, what the fuck was with that greasy mullet any how?? Dan- What do you mean? hides 'greasy mullet handbook' in coat pocket Luna- Ok, so I get to ask the first question this time. So, how did you feel on valentines day when Piper had 'fantasies' about making out with Leo, and freezing him in bed for her own personal pleasures?? Hmmm???? What do you say to that???????? Dan- I had no idea that she was in love with Leo, i swear! Luna- Yea right! You just wanted to get into her pants didn't you? Didn't you?!?! Dan- ok, ok, it's true!!!! falls down sobbing Georgia-(to Luna) WOW you're good!! Luna-I know I'm psychic. Georgia-Really you are?!?! NO YOU'RE NOT! Luna-OK,OK, so I tortured him untl he gave, but it doesn't matter!IT WAS FUUUUN!! Dan-in a squeakUmmmm........since you both don't like me very much can I leave now??? Luna and Georgia stop fighting and turn towards Dan and scream-NOT A CHANCE!!!! Georgia- So, any way why were you always trying to find out stuff bout Leo?? Dan- I didn't trust him, and I wanted to get in Piper's pants. Georgia-WELL I DON'T TRUST YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And any way we found evidence that you....... Georgia and Luna- Dated a MARRIED women for a year!!!! Luna- Like I said it's not that big deal or any thing. Dan- Actually it was a big deal, Lorranie was my world.sniff sniff But the ring was straggling . Luna- Where do you think you are?!?!? A preachers' booth??Oh yeah by the way, this IS recorded!!! Georgia-What if Mommy heard? You know how religious she was! Luna-Well I'm sick of this shitty asshole!! pushes button and dan bursts into flames!MWAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!turns to cameras and smiles sweetly And now for our next guest. Piper enters. Piper- was that Dan, oh, my god, I hated him! Luna- Then why the whole 'i love him' stage? Piper- Well, it was early in my life, and I'm over him. Georgia-Wow, what a coinky-dink! Guess who just said that!!!!! BufLuna covers mouth Luna- Don't EVER say that name in my presence! Georgia- Stairs at B mark in ceiling Think She'll ever come down?? Luna- If she's lucky she won't. Piper- umm......ok. Tape pauses Luna ang Georgia step out. Georgia- HI! I just wanted to tell you that this is about me not them! Luna- Stop quoting the Emperor's New Groove! We just wanted to saty this was written/taped right after Oh My Goddess Part 2! Georgia- Yeah so we kinda thought they were never gonna see each other again. Hence we were very very sad. Luna- OK anyway back to the show! Tape resumes Luna- So, how do you feel about the recent departure of your one and only soal mate? All three girls burst out crying. Piper- he-he didn't have to leave me!!!! AAH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!! Georgia- Well, I just happen to have a little lost love spell here and.. ohlahbla, abra cadabra!!!!!!!!!turns into grasshopper. Luna- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! She's finally gone!!!!! Oh well, i have to turn her back because her DADDY produces the show.Turns Georgia back into a person. Georgia- Wow thank you for turning me back. But just because I was a grasshopper doesn't mean i couldn't hear you! Luna- Oh shut up no one cares what you think anyway beside dear old daddy. So, on to our next question. Georgia- ummmm....do we have one? Luna- Ok, i'll just think of it myself.....umm..... Piper-Well, how bout I ask you questions! Georgia-OK! Luna-NOT A CHANCE!!!GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Georgia- Don't worry, just ask her something about Spike and she'll break down. Piper- What's you favorite thing about Spike? Luna- I sniff love all sniff all of him. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! returns to normal Well, i DO love the hair, and hello, the eyes, so blue...... 5 hours hours later....... Piper- Is she done yet? Georgia- She tends to ramble..... Luna- AND of course i love his washboard abs... A Few hours later.......... Luna- Hehehehe....he....he Piper- I should probably go....... Luna- That would be good. Georgia- OK TOOTLES!!! Till next time!!! Piper-Will there be a next time? Luna- Sure there will!!