And for our next guest.. Gwen Hochkins. I don't like her either!! ------------------------------------------------Georgia- Yeah, Teresa's awesomer. -------------------------------------------------Luna- it's true but it is she is more awesome. That's correct grammer. -------------------------------------------------Gwen- Please no mean comments I am mourning the loss of my little girl Sarah.weeps uncontrollably ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Georgia- You poor little dear. -----------------------------Luna- wacks Georgia we don't like her remember! -----------------------------------------Georgia- Oh yeah...SUCK IT UP!!! ------------------------------------------------- Luna- Good girl gives Georgia cookie --------------------------------------Gwen- Why are you guys being so hostile? I could have just reconsiled with Eathn, but no he is in love with Teresa. -----------------------------------------------------------Georgia- Or is he?? You never know he could be gay. ---------------Luna- to Gwen She makes a vailad point.To Georgia Vailad point Georgia. Ok heres a question; how do you feel about Eathn being A)in love with Teresa or B) gay?? ---------------------------------------------------------------Gwen- We don't know for sure he's gay. ------------------------------- Georgia and Luna- OH FACE THE FACTS!!! ------------------------------------------------Luna- and even if hes not hes still in love with Teresa. Maybe she's a man then the gay theory would work. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Georgia- Then shes a really pretty man. ------------Gwen- What does she have that I don't? -----------------------------------------------------------Georga-Well, for one thing she doesn't have a gap in her teeth. Luna- And there is the whole looks department.AND!! she doesn't lose complete control after a baby she doesn't even know dies!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Gwen- Ok that's true, but I have multy tonal hair! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Luna- Like its yours!!rips wig off Gwen ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Gwen strats sobbing AGAIN Why are you being so vile to me?----------------------------------------------------- Luna- Because I don't like you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Georgia- Woah..deja-vu! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- RUN! THE AGENTS HAVE CHANGED SOMETHING!!!! I MUST AVENGE TRINITY AND NEO! BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gwen, finding this a nice oportunity to run away, crashes into a camera in the attempt, then is siced bu Georiga. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Luna- You must be punished! We banish you to the top of mount. Wana-haca-lugi! ( from Finding Nemo, i umm.... didn't know how to..umm....spell that.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gwen- You can't do that!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- WATCH ME!!!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I CONTROL ALL EVIL!!! Exsept for Agents...their mean. ----------- ----------------Gwen then finds herself at the top of mt. WANA-HAKA-LUGI and drowns, because we forgot to give her gills....oh, wait, that was intentional. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------Georgia- And now for our next guest.......wait we have been called away on urgent bussiness from the president. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- Talking on cell phone Ok Spike, I'll be right there. Ok, I LOVE YOU TOO! Bye. to Georgia I told you we were INVOLVED! Well, we have to leave, so now you can watch a blank screen! SUCKS TO BE YOU! I GET TO SCREW SPIKE! MWAHAHAHAHAH! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Georiga- And I get to help the presedent! I AM a supe hero you know!! ------------------------------------------Luna- oh, OOOOOOOOOOF coarse you are pal...bye! ----------------------------------3 hours later... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serena- HI! My name is Serena, and my friend Catty and I are going to take over your little show! ------------- Catty- Because we ARE daughters of the moon you know! -------------------------------------------------------- Serena- Well, let us tell you the WHOOOLE story..... Before time..before words.... there was a beautiful godess of good and light. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Catty- And she gave us gifts.. gifts of godness..and light. ---------------------------------------------------------- Serena- And I got myself a broody boy toy, who does whatever i want! WEEEEEE! he is pretty anoying though..unless were making out. I mean seriously, all it is.. "I LOVE YOU SERENA!" "COME TO THE DARK SIDE SERENA!" OH..YOU YOU YOU, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOOOOOOOU ISNT IT?!?!?!?!?!!? Well, i'm fine on my own.. OH NO! A COLD DRAFT! STANTON PROTECT ME!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------The, suddenly, Stanton comes out of the 'shadows' ----- Stanton- My love, I will protect you at all costs! JOIN THE DARK SIDE!! Or, you know.. Sleep with me, that's ok too. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catty- GO AWAY YOU...YOU....YOU...IMBISUL!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Serena- WHY CATTY! I thought that you and the outher daughters had learned to respect my feelingh for my dark...umm..ummm...hot?? prince. Well, I don't know if I can say hot... -------------------------------------- Catty-I probally wouldn't say hot either.... he's kinda scary looking. --------------------------------------------- Stanton- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'm as hot as you can get! --------------------------------------------Spike and Keanu walk onto the stage and all the females in the audence start to drool, then after a call from Luna, they exit and then we hear the tearing of colthing..... AAAANYWHO..... The, suddenly, Luna ( looking a bit flushed) and Georgia walk in.... ----------------------- Luna- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Georgia- You meany- moes are taking over OUR show! ---------------------------------------------------------- Serena- It's OUR show now! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catty- Totally ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Luna- WANNA BET?!?!?!?!?Pulls out whip and starts to kill them, then Stanton diovles inot a 'shadow' Meenwhile..---------------Georgia is having some technical difficulties..... ----------------------------------- Georgia-(after pulling the little string thingy repetedly) Luna...Luna...I can't get it to work!!---- holds up chainsaw ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- Oh, ok. -----makes vrooming noise as Gorgia violently shakes the ssaw in an attempt to make it look as if it were working.------------------------ Luna-VROOOOOM-VROOM-VROOM-VVVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! ----------------------- ----------------------The daughtes, feeling so scared, run away, never to return, and then die a terrible death. --- Luna- Our next guest will be Peaches. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Georgia- AKA. ANGEL! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peaches- Well hello there. And what are you fine young things doing in a dangerious place like this? I KNOW! YOU NEED MY HELP! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Georgia- Actually, we just wanted to ask you some questions. ------------------------------------------------------ Luna- or coughor kill youcough Because your lame, your hair stickes up and your bloody stupid. -----------Buffy comes down, and, unfortunetly, is caught by peaches. ----------------------------------------------------------- Peaches- Buffy! My love! You have returned to me!------------ Buffy- Get off of me you stupid fool! I love Spike now! You have been a thorn in my side, you whining, Brooding, Soal-filled Nancy boy! I HATE YOU! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- Wow, this is better than passions. Wait, does she want MY man?!?!?!?!?! -------------------------- Georgia- Any one want popcorn? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- Oh! Me! And some Ho repeller for Spike. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spike enters. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spike- Buffy, I see you and peaches are very happy together. ------------------------------------------------------- Buffy- SPIKE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I HATE THIS SAD EXUSE FOR A MAN! HE ISN'T EVEN A MAN! HE IS GAY! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peaches- Hey, that was a one time thing. Well, maybe 10, but okey dokey then, o, and Spike, you are very atractive. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna- Heck yes he is!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spike- Well, I love you too Buffy, but I love Luna more. Sorry. ----------------------------------------------------------- This causes Buffy to commit scuicide. Then, Luna dusts Peaches. -------------------------------------------- Georgia- Wait...I can feel the anchent power... I AM THE NEW SLAYER! ------------------------------------------ Luna- Well, I hope not, because then I'd have to kill you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Georgia- I LIED! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I SWEAR guys, you have to review this, the only reviews i got were from my friends, and Georgia! seriously, she gave me one, haha. But you will get no more, i will go the the Buffy site, they are nice and review there!!----