Georgia- WEEEEEEER BACK!!!!
Luna- And better than ever!!
Georgia- And now for our next guest......
Luna- Well, it's not really a guest, it's guests, ITS TIME FOOOOOOOOR....
Georgia- COUPLES COUNSELING!!!!!
Luna- WHOHOO!! and, just for you, gentle viewers, if the break up, it is SO not my/our problem!!
Georgia- Ya....we don't MEAN to!!
Luna- Most of the time anyway.
Georgia- Today we have, Stanton and Serena, Catty with Chris
Luna- not to be confused with the HOT Chris, the Chris that I love so dearly, the Chris from Charmed, may god rest his hot hot soul.
Georgia- and Kyle.
Luna- Its a love TRIANGLE!! We also have... last.... and well... least.... ...Gwen and Ethan!!
Gwen- WHY AM I BACK HERE!!! ETHAN, PROTECT ME!!
Serena- THATS JUST WHAT I SAID!!
Luna- Shut up. under her breath whores.
Serena- That is it!!!! I AM NOT A WHORE!!
Stanton- Thats right, she isn't a whore, she won't even sleep with me, god, we have been goin out for 12 frigging books.
Luna- Serena, you are right, you are most certanly not a whore. How's your mother these days?
Serena- I am NOTHING like my mother!!
Georgia- I love my mommy, she is the bestist!!
Luna- Ahha!!!! Yor ARE a whore!
Serena-NO!!
Luna- Ya see, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree of whores!!!!!
Georgia- What??
Serena- I am SO not a whore! Right stanton??
Stanton- huh? what was that?
Georgia- We forgot to tell you guys...
Luna- We spiked (LOVE THAT WORD!! SPIKE!!) your Georgia- So now you have to tell the truth!
Luna- Stanton, would you kindly answer the question that WHORE asked you???
Stanton- You can be a whore...
Serena- GASP!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!
Catty- Serena, this is couples counseling, there is no love. There is frecky obsession Stanton and Serena raise hands, there is just plain bitches and fags Gwen and Ethan raise hands and there is the love triangle Catty, chris, and Kyle raise hands
Luna- We could use a little more discripition on the love triangle. We could say: stupid feeler-upper-y struggles to say feeler-upper-ly or a.........stupid head triangle
Georgia gives her a funky look
Luna- Well I needed to give them optionions!!!
Catty- WE DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF ABUSE!!!!!
Georgia- Luna is just in a bad mood because she found out that Troy doesn't come out untill January.
Luna..... january.....JANUARY!!! throws fit
Georgia- so mandrid....
Serena- huh?
Georrgia- oh, did I not tell you, thats your new name!!!!
Stanton- Hey Serena, or...um...Mandrid, i'm guna be sort of busy in the next few.... years.
Luna- hahahaha, whore.
Serena- THATS IT!!! DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS GIRLFRIEND??!?!
Luna- Kindly step away. You are in my personal bubble.
Georgia- have you noticed that only one of our couples have talked in the whole thing??
Luna- Who cares? This is my show, and I can do whatever I want!!
Ethan- I think I'm going to go...um...help Teresa...yeah.
Gwen- shrieks You most certinaly are not!
Stanton- Geeze, and I thought I had it bad.
Serena- shrieks You most certainly do not have it bad, young man!
Stanton- Leans over to Luna Ma'am, may I trade please?
Luna- You most certainly may not! You got yourself into this bear-trap using your own devises. You can chew your way out. GOOD-DAY!!!
Staonton-bends head over and starts to cry
Georgia- Oh darling was the mean lady mean to you? Here have a cracker. gives cracker
Serena- Get the hell off my man!
BAOHG- CAT FIGHT! meows
Luna- How do you keep getting out?!?!?!?!
Georgia presses button and BAOHG turns into a woman
BAOHG- Great now I don't have to have that operation!
Luna- No Georgia, wrong button!
Presses another button
Luna- And now every night when the moon-light touches the lake you will turn back into a man from your platypus form.
Kyle- Isn't it suppose to be a swan?
Luna- Shut up Disney boy! I have a knack for twisting fairytales into my own little horror stories.
BAOHG- Do I get to meet that sexy, man-candy Derek?
Georgia- No, but you do get your own reed castle!
Stanton- Wow, I would take it.
Luna- Your next beaver-boy!
BAOHG- So, technically we're in the same species. Licks lips
Presses button so Stanton becomes a beaver
Serena- Noooooo! Please let me be a beaver too!
Georgia- OKAY!
Presses button and yada yada yada
Luna- And now to add the twist! Mwahahahah! As I haven't said in a awhile, I am the Mistress of Pain and Suffering! Whil-ST Stanton is a human with BAOHG, Serena will be a beaver. And whil-ST Serena is a human, Stanton will be a beaver with the platypus!
Stanton and Serena- GASP!!! WHAT A CRUEL TWIST OF FATE!!!
Georgia- And because I AM the co-hoast, I will let you two lovebirds have ONE. LAST. NIGHT.
Stanton- What a perfect opportunity!!
Luna- Anywho, this curse will last for one year, then the two of you will have one day together ( after all, I AM a romactic) then we will swich the animals.
Georgia- Wow, how generous of you!!
Luna- I KNOW!!
Serena- Bursts into the Passions Theme Song, whilst Stanton dances around in black cape (how much more gay can you get?!) and black slacks!
Luna- sings There's a guy named Stanton and he's got a pair of slacks! Ohh Stanton's got slacks!
Gwen- Speaking of Passions, where is my dear Ethan.
Luna- Well, I'll give you a hint, not here, with Teresa...still don't get it?
Stanton and Serena- AS LONG AS YOU'RE MIIIIIIIINE!!
Luna- Hey! That is a good sone, you can't sing it! Ahhh, Elphaba!! Why did you die?? :(
Georgia- Huh? This wole time I have been really really confused!!
Luna- And now it out favorite time of the day…
Georgia- YESSSSSSSSSSS!! it's pudding time!!
Luna- No it's our OTHER favorite time of the day! It's the time we……
Georgia- Turn people into animals!
Serena- Do yoy REALLY have to do this?!?! HAVE A HEART!!! falls down sobbing Stanton comes out of the closed looking quite content
Stanton- remind me to thank you.
Luna- Hey, it's my job. I can be a nice person, BUT NOT TO YOU!! HA!! PUSH THE GOD DAMN BUTTON GEORGIA!!
Georgia- Well, it is kinds mean...
Luna- And your point is...?
Georgia- Well who am I to kill puppy love?
Luna- GASP!!! You are Georgia!! You hate these people!! They... they um... kill puppies and kittens
Georgia- DOUBLE GASP!!!! THEY MUST BE PUNISHED!! eyes go black
Luna- That a girl.
They all turn into their designated animals.
Luna- MWAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Georgia- And now to work out this pesky little triangle.
Chris- Well, I must say that I am not to altogether thriled that he..she..SHE dumped me.
Georgia- Please, go ahead let out all those feelings.
Chris-sobbs for a minute KYLE! I thought we had something special! But then you ended it! Why..WHY!
Kyle- I tried to come out of the closet...but it was so hard and all the other followers kept making fun of me for my Cher doll. And then I borrowed one of my friend Darryl's purple irrodecent shirts! And they wound't stop laughing.....I can still hear it...whispers in my nightmares.
Chris- Ginger-snap...it's okay..I'm here now we can run off together and leave everyone else far behind.
Catty- WHY ALWAYS THE GAY ONES? Why am I always attracted to the gay ones?
Luna- Well, sweetie you have a sign on your back.
Catty- looks at her back and sees a sign that says "Are you gay and haven't come out of the closet yet? Do you want a fake girlfriend to make an old crush jealous? Then call me, The Gay Magnet!"
Georgia- If you are wondering where Luna is right now, she is currently on the floor laughing.
Whi-ST Luna is laughing Kyle and Chris slip out past the bodyguards, over the 100-foot chainlink fence, througt the 7 levels of the candy-cane forest, past the sea of swirly, twirly gumdrops, and then they walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Luna- Damn, we really need to tighten up security around here.
Catty- Why did they leave without me! I don't wanna go back to my padded cell!
Luna- Have you even READ your contract?!? You are not allowed to say that on the air. To you padded cell!
Georgia- She means Hotel that we PROVIDED for you!
Luna- Right that too.