There are a few things that don't be long together; Bloom and prince Sky, Acclaim and games, American style football and tv and finally a Trix and booze.
Sadly, all the above have been mixed together too many times and each time there has been a diaster from each of them.
This time is with uncle Billy Joe Trix, who was driving a VW bug through walls, fences, mail boxes and the occasional dog. His passengers, Stormy and Musa, were screaming and writing their last wills entestiments.
"I here by bequeath my entire collection of Billy Joe albums to Flora," Musa read out loud.
"I was named after him," Billy said. He collided with Bernie Stolar, the evil creature flipped end over end and landed directly on his neck.
"Oh, I'm dying. But what's this? Bright gates, and it's warm too." Bernie held out a hand. "My old friends are here, the Genesis, 32X and... The Saturn? Wait, this isn't heaven."
All of a sudden he was surrounded by fire and pitchfork wielding consoles. "IT'S HELL!"
"We have a place for you," a Dreamcast chuckled. "In back!"
"Save me, Sonic Xtream!"
"That was odd," Musa said while she clutch to the handle bar.
"He deserved it," Stormy said while her uncle played bumper kick ball with a strange looking dog.
The VW bug came to a sudden stop as it crashed through a brick wall. On the other side Stormy's mother, Alexandria Trix, stood there with her jaw practically unhinged.
"Hell, what, the?" She stuttered while checking over the safety of her youngest daughter.
"Stupid sisters," Stormy said while shaky from her car ride. "They properly rigged that whole straw contest."
"Where's the liquor?" Billy said while walking through the destroyed room.
Musa stayed where she was seated too scared to move, it was going to be a long holiday.
Miss Gryphon tapped her fingers, her entire school was empty until this stupid holiday vacation was over. That means no one to be mean to, no power trips and no looming like an evil entity like she usually did.
It did cross her mind for a brief moment that she wasn't as bad as Miss Faragonda, she found that kind of odd but dismissed it.
Her teachers and consolers were with ether families or hookers, meaning it was just her. And the strange pondering of why Alfea employs very underhanded personnel, even she has her evil limits. Well, not as much as evil as cheating, underhanded entrapments they use.
"Okay, too much thinking." Miss Gryphon said to herself while leaning back in her chair, since no one was here she decided to tend to her secret hobby.
Transformer toys.
That's right, the meanest witch in the entire realms - excepting the last coven - has a collection of transformer toys hidden away in her office. Everything from G1 to Energon was laying behind her behemoth bookcases.
"Haha! You won't succeed Starscream!"
"What!" Starscream said while entering the office, "but I thought evil ruled this place. Oh I failed again."
Stella stopped by Brandon's place to find he had left to spend Christmas with his family, leaving her with no plans for this holiday.
"Oh, now what I got to do?" Stella walked out of the empty school. "Maybe I should go on some kind quest or something to kill some time."
That's when Armilla rode up on a scooter. "Hey, I was looking for the world's biggest idiot. And I found you!" She laughed as she road away.
What was that about? Stella thought while heading to her newly bought car, her mother got her a nice pink convertible with everything including ninja insurance.
"Hey loooser," Mitzi shouted while in the back of a stretch limo. "I hope you don't hurt yourself while breathing!"
"Oh, that wasn't called for!" Stella shouted at the spoiled brat, she reached into the magical pocket of space (TM) and pulled out a bazooka. The end result was a good chuck of Red fountain's parking lot went up in smoke. Tossing away the weapon she was about to get into her car when she noticed something about her license plate.
It read: ASL - 17F.
"AW CRAP!" Stella shouted. She pounded her fist onto the trunk which popped open to reveal a nude Mirta.
"Hi."
"Uh, hi?" Stella was at a crossroads, ask why the red headed witch was in her trunk in the buff or deal with the nerdest license plate in the world.
"That was a good period of se-" Flora poked her head up, she was stark naked with her clothes laying around the trunk. "Hi Stella."
"Hello," Stella said meekly. "I'm... Going to close the trunk now."
"Would you?" Flora asked. Stella slowly closed the lid and backed away.
"N-a-s-t-y." Stella walked back up to the driver's side, she needs to speak to the DMV about the license plate. After she gets a old priest and a young priest though.
Tecna smiled at Bloom's parents, they were very nice people and seems very understanding.
Bloom was dropping hints about her and Tecna everywhere, even holding up a large sign with her and Tecna's picture on it with a pair of badly drawn hands in the center.
"When do we tell them?" Bloom asked while leaning in close to her girlfriend.
"Soon, Bloom, please just listen to logic and-"
"Mommy, Daddy! I'm a lesbian!"
"Of course not." Tecna shrugged deftly.
The room became silent.
And everyone is going to wait until the next chapter to find out what happens!
Oh hell, why not?
"A... Lesbian?" Vanessa said while holding a plate. "A lesbian?"
Tecna pushed over a table while pulling Bloom down with her, reemerging with a WW2 army helmet on.
"That's nice," Michael said while he too took cover behind a bomb blast shield. "Is Tecna your girlfriend?"
"A lesbian?"
"Yeah, she wanted to wait until later on to tell you guys." Bloom strap herself, preparing for the worst. "I don't know why, she's going to blow anyway."
"Because later on she be too sauced to see straight." Tecna informed her redheaded girlfriend.
"A l.. l.. ll. lll."
"SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" Michael shouted while hiding.
"A LESBIAN!" There went Vanessa as she threw the plate, than grabbing everything else to throw. Plates went everywhere, silverware impale the walls as the facts settled into the woman's mind. She threw the main table through the air, grabbing nick-knacks and other random things.
"You think she's upset?" Tecna asked while a large jar with Einstein's brain flew over head.
"Nah, it's just a shock to her. She'll settle down once it's out of her system." Bloom watch as the author flew over head.
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" Milleniumenjimon said while sailing out the window.
Once the carnage was over Vanessa was back to her normal self.
"Tell me," she said in a sweet tone. "Any plans?"