We're back to our favorite little dark and twisted town of Silent Hill. Only on this trip things have been cheered up much for the Christmas spirit. The Pyramid Heads wear green to go with the red after stalking a victim, many corpses were decorated with reefs and James decided to dress up as Santa Claus but wound up being locked up in the closet.
This is where Sky had been dropped off by his parents to do community service, Sky stood there on the corner waiting to be told what to do until his parents came back and took him to Brookhaven hospital and told to obey the nurses there.
"Okay," a deformed nurse said while straining to stand up straight but failed every time do to the large hump. "Do to your special position I am going to have you hold this jar." She handed him a large jar filled with a rusty liquid.
The nurse walked away, leaving the blond to stand there for the next seven hours.
Since nothing will happen for a while let's move on.
Tecna was placed into the guest room after the scene, for some reason like if Bloom brought home a boy for Christmas.
She shrugged, maybe during the middle of the night she could sneak into Bloom's room.
Naughty Tecna.
"HEY! No talking!"
Sorry.
Somebody's going to have to do something about the author's constant interruption. Tecna thought before straightening out her sheets. There has to be something to do for a while, Bloom had gone to the store and Michael had gone to work, maybe she should get to know Vanessa better.
Walking down the hall she saw the brunette finish clearing up the dinning area after the incident earlier.
"Hi," Tecna approach the table trying to be in a greetful manner. "Do you need any help..." Tecna looked around, completely unaware of what to do, even if there was something to do she had no clue as everything where she came from is automated.
"Filling the pepper?"
"That's okay," Bloom's mother said. "I'm sort of fine."
"Sort of?"
Vanessa sighed as she lean against the table rolling her head around on her neck. "You see, Michael and I are having certain troubles with somethings."
I don't like where this is going, Tecna thought not wanting to be really involved with Bloom's parents' problems. "What kind of obstacle are in your path of eternal bliss?"
"Oh, one thing." Vanessa said, she suddenly tore off her homemaker clothes to revival an S & M outfit complete with paddle and leather mistress mask. "Take me you burning pile of hormone driven violet haired genius!"
"WHAT THE HELL!" Tecna turn, thinking that Bloom had caught them in classic "cheating-misunderstanding" cliché. But found she had screamed the "WHAT THE HELL!". She shouted it again after turning to be (wo)man handled by the brunette, Vanessa manage to pray open the front of Tecna's shirt revealing a green bra.
"ACK!" Tecna shouted as she zipped up her shirt before breaking away from the bondage-crazed housewife. She ran for Bloom's room and barracked the door.
"Mom." Bloom said as she open, she placed the small plastic bag of extra goodies on the table and walked into the hall where Vanessa was back in normal clothes and acting like nothing has happened. "MOTHER! Oh could you? She's my girlfriend." Bloom said within a second, she was in her room comforting a very disturbed Tecna.
"Well I was thinking that maybe she should be taught by someone very experienced." Vanessa said while creeping up on Tecna from behind, creeping both of them out.
"I don't want to be taught anything!" Tecna cried while holding onto Bloom even tighter.
"But I can teach pleasure is pain," Vanessa changed in a blink of an eye into a strange outfit, pink latex with a skirt that widen as it went down with fur trim everywhere.
"I don't know what sick and twisted place where pleasure is pain but I just want to be loved!" Tecna shouted while Bloom random the endless hall effect escaping the mad domimatrix.
"I can teach you how to love, I'm experience!"
"I want real love! I'm not a closet-sex-freak that wants to boink everyone in sight like the stereotype might suggest!"
"I love you TECNA!" Bloom said, changing into her vampire killer outfit from her quest only with shorts and a tank top under her long red coat and a upgraded whip too!
Four platforms took form and Vanessa grew in size, spitting three fireballs while Bloom whipped at them.
"Why?" Bloom said while jumping and attacking the beast's nose. "She's my girlfriend and your my mother, how could you?"
Vanessa's life bar drained and she took on a new form, this one was purple with a large cape that draped over the shoulders and a really funky bikini while two pillars took form.
"Because your father and I have been only together for you Bloom, no offense." She pulled out a sword and swung it around.
Bloom used the firewheel technique, soon Vanessa changed into a really big thing with many metal pieces and a orb covering her boobies.
"What does that have to mean?" Bloom manage to kick her ass after that.
"Enough Ninja Gaiden references!" Someone shouted.
The scene changed into a huge multi-platformed thing with tons of ladders, Tecna was entrapped behind a furred coat wearing Vanessa. Bloom just whipped the barrels that came downward and saved Tecna.
"You see I am really a lesbian!" Vanessa shouted as the background changed into a backdrop of stars and Bloom and Tecna were inside those ships from Gardius Gaiden, while Vanessa road inside of king fish.
"What, is everyone suddenly gay in Gardenia?" Bloom asked while firing off pink snoballs (the coconut treat).
"Why being happy be such a problem?" Tecna asked.
"Nope, just you and me." She jump out of the burning ship and.. Let's say became the second form of Omega, the final boss of MMZ3. "Your father just does me when I sleep and I go out for hookers, sadly there is none that would touch the same sex so when Tecna came here I lost control."
"You know what? If you won't respect my girlfriend as a person that I won't stay here! Let's go Tecna." Bloom said as she turn the Gardius ship around and flown off.
"HAHAHA! I will get you... How do you get out of this thing?" Vanessa said.
Stormy looked out the window, looking back while Musa huddle near her while the rest of the family stood in the center. It would appear that Icy and Darcy had ditched them both.
"Good gods, it's your father!" Musa said in terror as Stormy's well meaning father wonder over, the strange thing is he looked like a throw back from a '50s tv show only eviler. And an anubis, he's a race of people called the Shinigami. But we won't bore you with the details, except for the fact he thinks that Musa is going out his daughter Stormy.
"How's are you doing?" He said while swirling around some eggnog. "Are you lovebird's doing fine?"
"We're not together!" Both Musa and Stormy shouted.
"Sure," Mr. Trix said before moving on.
Musa and Stormy kept their eyes out for Icy and Darcy.
Stella had so far driven down to the DMV in Magix to find it closed for Christmas. Cursing her luck she got back into her car ignoring the stupid taunts while heading home she was going to get to the bottom of this.
On the way there she past a love starved Princess Diaspro standing there leaning against the lamp post marking off ads in the personals.
This one looks promising, she thought as she circled a ad. MW female needs to meet a young and inexperienced girl, will help. I wonder what MW means, well she lives in Garendia.
Stella pulled into her parking place and enter her home, about to call the government and set things straight when she saw the tv on and saw Becker was on.
She sat down on the couch and watch.
Strange habits.
Next chapter:
Faragonda confronts Miss Griffin about her collect, with G. I. Joes!
And a bunch of other crap happens too.