There are a few things to remember about trying to steal your daughter's girlfriend out from under nose.
Your husband will be mad if he ever finds out, key word if.
Your relationship with your daughter will be vastly jeopardized if she finds out about it. Yet again, key word if.
When it all blows up in your face you're on your own.
"WHY!"
"Because it's the way I am, the only reason we stuck together is for Bloom!" Vanessa said.
"Not that, about trying to steal her girlfriend?!" Michael said.
"Oh, that. Well, she's pretty hot and I couldn't help myself. She even wears that funky, racy pink bra they sale at B & J adult store."
"That's n- pink bra?" Michael dazed off for a moment but regained focus. "No, no. Vanessa, what you do was wrong; not take pict- I mean hitting on Tecna."
"Okay, now what we do? Say we're sorry?" Vanessa crossed her arms actually feeling back for her decision.
"No, there's no I'm sorry I tried to hump your girlfriend during Christmas cards and being in person might makes things worse," Michael thought about it. "No, wait; they do sale that type of cards, next to the I'm sorry to burn down the firehouse again card."
"Alright, so we can't say I'm sorry in person than how about we send them a gift?"
"Like what?"
"...Porn?"
"Sounds good," Michael said before grabbing his coat.
"Where you going?"
"I gotta, get some cards... A lot of cards," Michael babbled half heartily. "Stupid dog, looked at me funny."
Back the sub-plot of Stella's license plat woes, we find our favorite blond princess sitting in front of a Family Mart (a chain of Japanese convenient stores) eating a tofu dog and some instant ramen.
Damn license plate, Stella thought. It's gotten me into more trouble than that time I wore that really skanky shirt to that one ball... Whatever happen to that shirt anyway?
"I will win back my love," Usagi said as she riffle through the trash of some formal ball. She managed to pull out a very slutty shirt, being naked isn't as bad as wearing this thing.
"This will do!"
"Hey, I've been lo-" Stella punched the speaker without even turning around. There has been a lot of those lately.
She needs to figure out a way to change the license plate, or at least cover it up. Yet the former isn't going to happen soon and the latter would just land her in more trouble.
The last solution? Sale the damn thing.
She shrugged, her and her mother were never on good terms anyway. It would be no big lose, with her luck the license plate was probably done on prepose. Looking around, finding a suitable sucker in a cyran hair woman with a unusual figure, yellow eyes, wild, spiky hair and a very revealing ou- awe hell it's Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo.
"Excuse me," Stella called the attention of Ryoko. Stella walked over and gestured towards the car, "you want this car? It's for sale cheap!"
Ryoko scoffed at the car, "like I would want that hunk of crap- URK!"
"Listen to me carefully," Stella said as she held the space pirate by the throat. " I SAID you WANT this car, not as a question, but you will give me money and you walk away with a new car and both your legs. Now hand over cash you Tenchi-stealing, Aeka-putting down, sex fiend that make many fans hate Sakuya!"
Ryoko handed over whatever cash she had at hand, Stella handed over the title and threw the space pirate across the parking lot just for kicks.
Now that Stella had sold her car she was free of the ASL-17F plate,meaning her quest is over.
Yay!
Back at Tuber-Uber games, we find our favorite couple (or mine at least) standing by the water cooler.
"Is it me or is Boyer's Halo session a little more R-rated than normal?" Darcy asked.
"More like NC-17, but who can blame him?"
"Right," there was a moment of silence. "Is it me or have I become more evil as time goes on?"
Riven panicked, it was the witch's version of am I fat. Looking for an escape he snag a twix bar and shoved it into his mouth while talking.
Darcy smiled, "thank you."
"How the love birds?" Mr. Trix asked as he checked on the two girls. "Getting a long nicely I see."
Musa and Stormy were still in the attic, Musa was shocked that Stormy had kissed her and Stormy was shocked it was good.
"Well, I'll leave you two alone," Mr. Trix said before leaving. Afterwards the two girls started to make out.
They stopped for a moment, wondering if this was what they both wanted. But shrugged and went back to making out.
There has been one character that has only a mention in the previous chapters, I'm talking about that brunette squire Brandon.
Where is he? What happen to him? Well, it started a few days before vacation...
The Winx Club was in the Specialist's dorm having a small party when Brandon decided to ask Flora down to a game of King Of Fighters '99. The timid girl agreed, picking a singles match it went like this.
Flora picked her character and striker first as Brandon was being a gentleman. After Flora picked Iori along with K' on striker. That's when Brandon picked his characters...
"Bao and Chin!" Flora said a little upset, she didn't want to hurt her friend's feeling by beating him so easily. "Brandon, please choose another team, they are the jokes of fighting game, they're jokes period!"
"I know what I am doing." Brandon said.
Flora fell silent and worried about her friend.
Until Brandon own with two perfect rounds.
"How the hell does any, and I do mean ANYONE, manage to use those two?" Flora was out of characterily P.O.'ed, you would be too if you lost as badly as she did.
"A). Using the same move and combo, no matter how mixed up, will be a downfall, B). I placed a lot of game time into learning to use them and C). You just suck."
"Die! DIE! DIE!" Flora shouted as she pounded away at his head while strangling him.
"You... Still... Suck.." Brandon said while being strangled.
And since than he kind of disappeared from the story.