"You know, there appears to be more people living in this town," Mitzi said while sucking on a lollypop. "If this keeps up I'll no longer be the richest, or the whorest, girl in town."
"Don't worry," Michael said. "I can solve that."
"Really how?"
"Easy, I'll use Charles Darwin's-" Michael reach behind his back and produced...
It was a sucky Christmas eve for one Timmy, first he woke up at 5:00 to find his fridge empty so he was left starving.
Timmy was about to sit down to watch some of his favorite shows, he found only Christmas specials and infomercials for Christmas related products. By 5:30 am the power went out.
Timmy cursed his electric heating while stumbling around the dark until he found his bed and curled up until dawn.
Once the sun was out he got dressed in his freezing apartment to head out into the city streets. While heading to the city hall, which was down the street, he noticed that there was no one home after the power shorted out.
He was freezing as he turn the corner and found the city hall closed for the holidays.
He was forced to walk all the way back home in the cold.
Timmy shivered as he enter the small house, he sat down and picked up his gameboy advance. When turn it on, it didn't start up. In fact it just stayed blank screened, the batteries were dead and they were the last ones.
Salidin turn on his tv for his favorite movie when a special report came on.
"Today a young man went on a rampage with toasters on his hands cursing out the holidays. He was reportedly beating anyone he can find with his toastered fist before climbing on top of the royal church and tearing down the cross."
There was a picture of a crazed Timmy swinging from the cross while swinging around a toaster.
"Oh, I'm going to be blamed for this," Salidin said while pretending not to exist.
Christmas has come and gone, Stormy was packing her things while Musa did the same.
"How are we going to explain this to the others?" Musa asked.
"Simple, they don't like they can choke on it."
"Good enough for me! So, who's driving us to the airport?"
"Uncle Billy Joe," Stormy shivered at the mere thought of going through the horror of playing where's the road on the neighbor's lawn.
"Did you break into the liquor cabinet?"
"Oh yeah."
Icy hadn't found the Tsuchinoko like she planned on, and since Christmas ended at long last she'll save the quest for ether the sequel or next Christmas.
She found Darcy back at her favorite vanity mirror ignoring the white hair ice witch.
Icy shrugged and enter the main school area where a lot of witches were coming home from their families, among them was Mirta.
In the mood to torture someone Icy teleported herself down in front of the freshman, "hello Mirta, how was your time with your girlfriend."
"Fine, actually we had a very nice time," Mirta said. "I know she's behind me."
"Yep."
"That's alright, mom and I aren't on speaking terms anyway." Mirta said while walking away.
"She takes all the fun out of this," Icy told Muss Gryphon.
Sky had wonder back home, to much disappointment (and amazement) of some he was placed back into his caged owned by Diaspro (and now Vanessa too.)
"I hope Bloom forgives me for what I done."
The author walks out of the closet, "it ain't going to happen in this story, maybe next time."
"Why's that?" Diaspro asked.
"Because it's the last chapter," the killer yaoi sign said before shooting Sky. "Man, I love this thing!"
"Couldn't you just extend to more chapters?" Vanessa asked, "because I really want to make up with my daughter."
"Nope, I want to do a follow up to Inugami." And with that Milleniumenjimon walked away. "That I might do a follow up to this."
"Well, let's see how the other's are coming from their vacation." Diaspro said. They stared down at the next segment.
"Well, that's the whole story?" Bloom said while sitting in the movie theater, "what a rip, it was too open ended."
"It's as if he wants to do a sequel."
At this point half of the audience screamed RIP-OFF while the other half screamed NO!
"Damn this injustice," Tecna said. "There must be something to salvage this nightmare of a Christmas fic... Quick, let's make out."
That's when the entire audience's heads exploded.
Bloom jumped Tecna's bones while ripping off each other clothes.
The rest of this chapter has been censored.
This story finally ENDED!
Kind of a sucky ending but the story said "end me, start anew later."
Besides, this is a Christmas fic and that holiday is over. That and it would be rude to have more than three stories in a single category going at the same time.
Silly me, n.n.
Later!