(Note: This fanfic was typed Saturday, December 18, 2004)
A/N:
Ryoko: ::bouncing off the walls:: CHRISTMAS IS IN EXACTLY A WEEK!!! A WEEK!!! I can't wait! And Blaze-chan gave me the 3rd Trigun Maximum! DOMO ARIGATO, BLAZE-CHAN!!!!! ::glomps her:: Ok, in the spirit of Christmas, I decided to compile a little series of holiday drabbles! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ::zooms off into the other room::
Vash: ::sweatdrops:: I knew she shouldn't have stayed up 'til 5:00 in the morning...
Ryoko: (from the other room) Blaze and I were breaking our record! Now, enough flappin' our jaws and onward to the first drabble, which is a Christmas carol!
Vash: Right.
Ryoko: Y'know the drill; no flames, no claims, flames will be used to warm my freezing fingers and to roast marshmallows and hotdogs!
Legato: ::randomly runs in and steals hotdogs; hides in corner, stroking them:: My preciousssssssss.....
Vash: OoU ::sweatdrop::
Ryoko: Ha! You call that a Gollum imitation? I can do waaaay better than that!
Legato: ::glares:: Mine.
Ryoko: ::stares for a second; shrugs:: Oh well; 'tis the season.....I guess.....
Vash: OoU (still weirded out at Legato's imitation) Just go on to the disclaimer and warnings.
Ryoko: Otays!
Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue. Okeys? OKEYS! I dunno who owns The 12 Days of Christmas, but it's not me! I'm just one of the gazillion people who likes to sing it...
Warnings: Wolfwood/Vash (and possible Vash/Wolfwood?) in later chapters, maybe some Wolfwood/Millie and Vash/Meryl, stupidity beyondwhat is considered safe, future OOC-ness, and fun with mistletoe. Maybe I'll put in myself andafewof my friends later on.....and perhaps I could put in a few reviewers...but please note that if I do decide to do that, I will decide who to put in the drabbles. And to be fair, no bribing, begging, threatening, etc. And definitly no flaming or claiming.
Ryoko: Oh yeah, and BTW, in this carol, the lines that're unmarked (as in who's singing what part) are the parts sung by everyone. Speaking of which, it's sung by the main characters (Meryl, Wolfwood, Vash, and Millie), a couple Gung-Ho Guns (Midvalley, Dominique, and Legato), Leonof's puppet Unica (it's from the manga. Not too sure about the anime...), and some side characters (Frank Marlon, Moore, and Lina). Just so y'alls know!
Vash: OO ::staring at Ryoko:: Oh.....my sock.....
Ryoko: What?
Vash: OO You just said "y'alls."
Ryoko: NOOOOOO!!! I'M TURNING SOUTHERN!!! YAAAAAAAHHH ok I'm done. Onward to the caroling!
Vash: OO Right.
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CAROLING, PART I:
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
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On the first day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
A drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the second day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the third day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the fourth day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the fifth day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the sixth day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Frank Marlon: Six mugs of beer,
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the seventh day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Millie: Seven bowls of pudding,
Frank Marlon: Six mugs of beer,
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the eighth day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Unica: Eight crazy puppets,
Millie: Seven bowls of pudding,
Frank Marlon: Six mugs of beer,
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the nineth day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Moore: Nine more rubber bullets,
Unica: Eight crazy puppets,
Millie: Seven bowls of pudding,
Frank Marlon: Six mugs of beer,
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the tenth day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Dominique: Ten acward moments,
Moore: Nine more rubber bullets,
Unica: Eight crazy puppets,
Millie: Seven bowls of pudding,
Frank Marlon: Six mugs of beer,
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the eleventh day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Lina: Eleven battles fought,
Dominique: Ten acward moments,
Moore: Nine more rubber bullets,
Unica: Eight crazy puppets,
Millie: Seven bowls of pudding,
Frank Marlon: Six mugs of beer,
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls,
And a drunken Vash the Stampede!
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On the twelvth day of Christmas
Knives-sama gave to me:
Legato: Twelve Gung-Ho Guns,
Lina: Eleven battles fought,
Dominique: Ten acward moments,
Moore: Nine more rubber bullets,
Unica: Eight crazy puppets,
Millie: Seven bowls of pudding,
Frank Marlon: Six mugs of beer,
Vash: Five donut rings!
Wolfwood: Four rocket launchers,
Midvalley: Three hidden guns,
Meryl: Two insurance girls.....
And a druuuuunkeeeeen Vash the Staaaampeeeeeeeede!
Ryoko: And I made that one up with the help of Blaze and Zoro-lover, aka Juusan!
Vash: ::pouts:: What about me?
Ryoko: Well....you helped a little...
Vash: ::grins::
Ryoko: R&R!!! TBC!!!