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Ryoko: Heeheehee! I got cookies and punch! ::corny evil laugh::
Vash: Um...Ryoko? ....Ryoko, what're doing with the punch?
Ryoko: What you didwith the egg nog!
Vash: Ryoko, don't you dare...get off the computer; you're gonna break it!
Ryoko: ::dancing:: No I'm not!
Vash: Well, you better keep your clothes on!
Ryoko: Wow....is it just me, or is it hot in here? ::fans self with hand::
Vash: OO You wouldn't...
Wolfwood: ::walks in, stares at Ryoko:: Um....Vash? What's she been eating and drinking?
Vash: ::counting on fingers:: Oh, a couple cookies, lots of peanut brittle, a candy cane or two, 4 glasses of punch....
Wolfwood: OO
Vash: What?
Wolfwood: OO ::points at Ryoko::
Vash: OO What....the....crap....
Ryoko: ::is jumping up and down, flapping her arms:: Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama, duck!
Wolfwood: OO What's up with the llama song?
Vash: OO Don't ask me...
Wolfwood: OO I think I'll go get Blaze's tranquilizer gun.
Vash: OO You do that...I guess I'll have to do the disclaimer...Anyways, Ryoko doesn't own Trigun. If she did...
Ryoko: ::interrupts Vash:: I'd make you and Wolfwood pose so I could draw lot and lots of yaoi doujinshi!!!
Vash: OoU ....ooookeeyyyy......Fortunitly, she doesn't own Trigun. All she has is some mangas. And her "Vash Pin Of Doom." And some magazines. And lots of fanart she's drawn. And....sheesh, how much stuff does she have?!
Ryoko: ::standing on her head:: I dunno, but I'll have more come Christmas!
Vash: ::hides:: I'm scared.....
Ryoko: Bwahaha! I scare people! XD
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CAROLING, PART III:
VASHU THE RED-COATED GUNMAN
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Vashu, the red-coated gunman
had a very shiny coat
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows
all of the other humans
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Vashu
join in any quick-draw games
then one foggy Christmas eve
Knivesy came to say:
"Vashu with your coat so bright
won't you blow up July tonight?"
then how the bounty hunters loved him
as they shouted out with glee
"Vashu, the red-coated gunman
you'll go down in history!"
Wolfwood: ::panting, out of breath:: Ok, I think she's under control now...
Vash: ::also out of breath:: Yeah...
(Ryoko is curled up on a couch, sleeping.)
Wolfwood: ::holds up tranquilizer gun:: Well, I'd better return this before...
Blaze: WOLFWOOOOOOD!!!! DID YOU TAKE MY TRANQUILIZER GUNAGAIN?!?!
Wolfwood: oo Eep! ::runs off::
Vash: Um....R&R! TBC!
Ryoko: ::opens an eye:: Hey! That's my line!