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Ryoko: ::sitting at computer; randomly starts singing the Cowboy Bebop ending theme, The Real Folk Blues... in Japanese:: Aishiteta to nageku ni wa/Amari ni mo toki wa sugite shimatta...
Vash: ::looks up at her from the floor, where he's playing Tetris:: Could you keep it down? I'm trying to beat this level...
Ryoko: ::looks down at Vash:: You still playing that blasted game?
Vash: ::chibi grin; pumps fist in the air:: 84 levels and counting!
Ryoko: ::sweatdrops, sighs; starts rocking around in her chair. starts singing a portion of the llama song...again:: Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama, llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama, duck!
Vash: ::pauses Tetris, looks up at Ryoko again:: What was that all about?
Ryoko: ::slumps in chair:: I'm boooored!
Vash: Then why don't you update that Christmas fanfic, then?
Ryoko: I could do that... ::cocks head to the side, thinking:: ...or I could work on that yaoi doujinshi I started.
Vash: OoU Oh boy. And what, might I ask, is the pairing?
Ryoko: ::grins evilly:: Wolfwood X You.
Vash: Oo Why do you like Wolfwood X Me so much?!
Ryoko: Why else? ::does Botan's (from Yu Yu Hakusho) chibi kitty face:: 'Cuz it's kyooooooot!
Vash: Oo Ok, I think I'll just cower in that corner for a while...
Ryoko: ::pouts:: Fine. I'll update...
Vash: ::turns chibi; cheers:: Yay!
Ryoko: ...then I'll work on the yaoi doujinshi. ::grins evilly...again::
Vash: ::goes back to normal; disappointed:: Awww...
DISCLAIMER: Me no own. You no sue. Okeys? OKEYS! And I dunno who owns "Santa Baby," but I adore whoever wrote that song! It's one of my favorite Christmas songs!
Ryoko: Ah yes, and this one's slightly modified and kinda kinky...from a not-so-innocent Millie to a certain "Mr. Priest."
Wolfwood: Um...you are aware that Blaze is gonna kill you if she finds out, right?
Ryoko: So? She's my friend! She'd never kill me!
Wolfwood: ::sweatdrops; mutters under breath:: I beg to differ...
Ryoko: ::glares at him:: What was that, Wolfwood-san?
Wolfwood: ::raises hands in defence:: Nothing!
Ryoko: ::goes back to normal:: Oh....ok! ::smiles::
Vash: Yay Wolfwood X Millie!
Ryoko: Remember: yaoi doujinshi!
Vash: Shutting up.
Ryoko: Good boy! Have a donut! ::gives him a box of donuts::
Vash: Yay! ::proceeds to stuff his face::
Ryoko: ::laughs:: Silly Tongari...
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CAROLING, PART IV:
WOLFWOOD BABY
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Wolfwood baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Wolfwood baby, and hurry down to my room tonight
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Wolfwood baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Wolfwood baby, and hurry down to my room tonight
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Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the gunmen that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
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Wolfwood honey, I wanna yacht and really that's not
A lot
I've been an angel all year
Wolfwood baby, and hurry down to my room tonight
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Wolfwood cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a pudding factory
Wolfwood cutie, and hurry down to my room tonight
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Wolfwood baby, fill my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Wolfwood baby, and hurry down to my room tonight
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Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
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Wolfwood baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring
I don't mean on the phone
Wolfwood baby, and hurry down to my room tonight
Hurry down to my room tonight
Hurry down to my room tonight
Ryoko: See what I mean by "kinky"?
Vash: Yes, very much. ::nudges Wolfwood:: But I'm sure somebody enjoyed it!
Wolfwood: ::blushing madly; glares at Ryoko and Vash:: Are you insinuating something?
Ryoko: ::has a little halo over her head, but with little horns poking out from her hair; smiles angelicly:: Insinuate? Me? I would never!
Wolfwood: ::raises an eyebrow:: Oh really? Then why do you have devil horns?
Vash: 'Cuz she's got a horny mind!
Ryoko: ::glares; waves the FPOD (Frying Pan Of Doom, for those of you who don't know):: That's beside the point, Tongari.
Vash: Shutting up again.
Wolfwood: And I ask again: If you're so angelic, then why do you have devil horns?
Ryoko: ::grins:: To keep my halo straight.
Vash&Wolfwood: ::anime fall::
Ryoko: What? Is my halo crooked?
Vash&Wolfwood: --U ..........
Ryoko: ::shrugs:: Oh well. R&R! TBC!