(Pre-Auther's Notes Notes: Sorry; I've been having a little of what I call a"Dead Ryoko Day" today. I guess the computer's having a "Dead Computer Day" as well, seeing as it randomly restarted itself while I was uploading this fanfic onto the Document Manager. ::stabs the crap out of a Vicious voodoo doll:: Evil, evil computer!!! Anyways, here's the update, as promised.)

A/N:

Ryoko: ::bouncing off the walls:: Phewee! Update, and it's now Thursday the 23rd!

Vash: ::also bouncing off the walls:: Only like 2 more days 'til Christmas!

Blaze: ::shakes head:: Ryoko and her crazy boyfriend...

Ryoko: Blaze, if I were you, I wouldn't be talkin'! Besides, remember when Wolfwood went all crazy a few months ago?

Blaze: ::sweatdrop:: Oh yeah...don't remind me... --U

Wolfwood: Hey! How was I suppossed to know that perfume was messed up?!

Ryoko: Perhaps you coulda read the warning label!

Blaze: ::pokes Ryoko:: Um, Ryoko?

Ryoko: ::hangs upside-down from a rafter:: Haaaaaii? (Note: "Hai" means "yes" in Japanese!)

Blaze: There was no warning label on the perfume.

Ryoko: Oh yeah... ::shakes fist in the air:: CURSE YOU, TOTALLY SPIES!!! CUUURRSSSSSE YOOOOOOUU!!!!!

Vash: Oo

Ryoko: Anyways, on to the disclaimer, reply to readers, and fanfic!

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REPLY TO READERS!!!

Kit Aurora: Noooooooo! You've come to annoy me again! lol; well, see you on ET!!!

Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue. Okeys? OKEYS! Dunno who owns Alvin and the Chipmunks' song "Christmas Time Is Here," but I do know that the way they sing it is freakin' cute!

Ryoko: Ah yes, and some chibi Gung-Ho Guns are singing this carol!

Vash: OO D-Did you just say...chibi Gung-Ho Guns?!

Ryoko: Yep! Chibi Dominique, Chibi Zazie, and Chibi Legato, to be precise! So, this'll pretty much be insanity!

Vash: OO ::faints::

Ryoko: ::sweatdrops; shakes head:: And the parts in italics are thespoken parts, FYI. And the parts that aren't labeled are sung by all the chibis.

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CAROLING, PART V:

CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE

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Ryoko: All right, you guys! Ready to sing your song?
Chibi Dominique: I'll say we are!
Chibi Zazie: Yeah!
Chibi Legato: Let's sing it now!
Ryoko: Okay, Dominique?
Chibi Dominique: Okay!
Ryoko: Okay, Zazie?
Chibi Zazie: Okay!
Ryoko: Okay, Legato? .....Legato? LEGATO!
Chibi Legato: OKAY!!!

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Chibi Zazie: Me, I want a sandworm, too
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late

Ryoko: Okay guys, get ready. That was very good, Dominique.
Chibi Dominique: Naturally!
Ryoko: Very good, Zazie.
Chibi Zazie: ::giggles::
Ryoko: Ah, Legato, you were a little flat, watch it. Um, Legato? .....Legato? LEGATO!
Chibi Legato: OKAY!

Want a plane that loops the loop
Chibi Zazie: I still want a sandworm, too
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late

Ryoko: Very good, guys.
Chibi Zazie: Lets sing it again!

Chibi Legato: Yeah, lets sing it again!
Ryoko: No, that's enough, let's not overdo it.
Chibi Dominique: What do you mean overdo it?

Chibi Zazie: We want to sing it again!
Ryoko: Now wait a minute, guys...
Chibi Legato: Why can't we sing it again?
(Arguing)
Ryoko: Legato, cut that out! Zazie, just a minute! Dominique, will you cut that out?! Guys...

Ryoko: See? Insanity!

Vash: X.X ::still unconcious::

Ryoko: ::sigh:: I'm off to marry a hot, buff guy from Cirque Du Soleil!

Vash: ::wakes up:: NOOOOO!!! ::clamps onto her leg:: Don't leave me!!

Ryoko: ::grins:: Wakes him up every time! Anyways, R&R! TBC!