Disclaimer: None of the characters mentioned in this fic belongs to me. They either belong to Tolkien or to themselves. Now on with the fic!
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Die, Legolas, Die!
Look, everyone!
See Legolas?
See Legolas run?
Run, Legolas, run!
Everyone sees Legolas run.
Look, Legolas!
See the Orc?
See the Orc chase after you?
Chase after him, Orc, chase after him!
Legolas sees the Orc chase after him.
Listen, everyone!
Hear Legolas?
Hear Legolas scream a terribly girly scream?
Scream, Legolas, scream!
Everyone hears Legolas scream a terribly girly scream.
Look, Fellowship!
See Legolas?
See Legolas be beheaded by the Orc?
Die, Legolas, die!
The Fellowship sees Legolas be beheaded by the Orc.
Look, everyone!
See the Fellowship?
See the Fellowship laugh at Legolas's dead body?
Laugh, Fellowship, laugh!
Everyone sees the Fellowship laugh at Legolas's dead body.
Look, Soul of Legolas!
See everyone?
See everyone laugh at your dead body?
Laugh, everyone, laugh!
Soul of Legolas sees everyone laugh at his dead body.
Look, everyone!
See Soul of Legolas?
See Soul of Legolas disintegrate?
(Soul of Legolas disintegrated because Legolas just found out that nobody likes him.
Poor Legolas!)
Disintegrate, Soul of Legolas, disintegrate!
Everyone sees Soul of Legolas disintegrate.
Everyone rejoices.
The End.
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A/N: Sorry about the formatting. The QuickEdit thing was being all stupid on me. But I hope you enjoyed the fic! You can think of it as an anti-Christmas Christmas present from me…because everybody can use one of those. :-D Thank you for all of you who read it and an extra thanks to all of you who review!