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Ryoko: ::high from snarfing one too many candy canes:: Wooooooo! Here we are again with another update!
Vash: ::also high from snarfing one too many candy canes:: And it's Christmas Eve!
Ryoko: ::points at Vash:: What he said!
(KNOCK KNOCK)
Vash: Who's there?
Blaze: Aren't ya.
Vash: Aren't ya who?
Blaze: Aren't ya gonna open the door and let a sister in?
Vash: ::opens door, then runs into the bathroom to turn the light on and off::
Ryoko: BLAZE-BLAZE!!!!! ::glomps her to the ground:: Just so everyone knows, all the credit for this chappy goes to Blaze Jons, aka Blaze!!!
Blaze: ::looks around:: There isn't any mistletoe, is there? You know how I feel about mistletoe, don't ya?
Ryoko: ::grins:: Nope! No mistletoe! If there was, then I would push Vash and Wolfwood under it!
Wolfwood: ::sweatdrops:: Here we go again...
Blaze: Thank goodness! Then I don't have to worry about- ::is cut off by Wolfwood::
Wolfwood: ::cutting off Blaze::Oooooooooooohhhh Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazeeeee! Look up!
Blaze: ::looks up to see Wolfwood holding mistletoe over the two of them:: Damn it!
Ryoko: ::giggles insanely:: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeeee!!! I'm so evil!
Vash: DRAGON!!!::randomly glomps Ryoko to the floor::
Ryoko: ::pinned down by Vash:: Oof! Oh my! Well, let's get on with the fanfic before this gets outta hand!
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REPLY TO READERS!!!
bright future in sales: hm...nice name; lol! And thanks! (omigosh, Madonna sings "Santa Baby"? You're right; it sounds nothing like her!)
Blaze Jons:
(for chapter 4 review) You found it cute? ...Yay! You're not gonna kill me! ::dances like Charlie Brown:: Well, glad you liked it!
(for chapter 5 review) ::grins evilly (like Wolfwood's evil grin in Trigun Maximum #1):: Bwahahahaha! Yes; I stole your Cirque threat! PAYBACK FOR YOUR HENTAI LEGATO-WITH-BOOBS PICTURE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ::runs off laughing maniacally::
::IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:: This fanfic has reached 10 reviews! I've never had 10 reviews for a fanfic until now! ::throws confetti:: And the winning 10th reviewer is.... ::takes a name written on a piece of paper out of a hat that looks just like Quidam's; looks at the name:: ....BLAZE JONS! ::hands her a copy of the first Megatokyo and a hand-drawn Christmas card that has her and Wolfwood on it:: Thanks for reviewing, and Merry Christmas, Blaze-Blaze! ::glomps::
Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue. Okeys? OKEYS! And before you go reviewing, lemme take the time to say that this Christmas carol spoof was all thought up by Blaze Jons. Not me, not Vash, not Wolfwood, but Blaze Jons. And neither of us own the song, "I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas." Oh yeah, and the labeling is as follows:
W: Wolfwood
V: Vash
(W:) Wolfwood talking
And the chorus is sung by both Vash and Wolfwood. The unlabelled parts (excluding the chorus) are sung by the same person who sung the last line.
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CAROLING, PART VI:
I'M GETTING NUTTIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
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W: Broke my gun on Vash's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
V: I hid a Thomas in Meryl's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
W: I threw out Blaze's La Nouba DVD
Went on a cigarette shopping spree
V: I went and broke Santa's knee
Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS:
Oh,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Blaze and Ryoko are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
W: I went and grabbed Blaze's ass
Somebody snitched one me
V: I had some booze in a glass
Somebody snitched one me
W: I stripped while Blaze watched TV
V: I groped Ryoko and she slapped me
I took a leak on the Christmas tree
Somebody snitched on me
CHORUS:
Oh,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Blaze and Ryoko are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
V: I won't be seeing Santa Claus; (W: You still believe in him?)
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight; (W: I hope your already straight!)
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Ryoko: ::still lying on the floor on her stomach:: Lungs...caving in......
Blaze: ::is making out with Wolfwood::
Vash: ::still sitting on Ryoko's back; not paying attention to Ryoko; looks at Blaze and Wolfwood:: You are aware that the fangirls will kill you for that, right?
Ryoko: ::struggling for breath:: What....are they.....doing?
Vash: ::makes a face:: Making out.
Ryoko: What.........kind of...making out?
Blaze: ::stops making out:: Verison 2!
Wolfwood: I wish she would upgrade!
Blaze: ::slaps him::
Wolfwood: Owie!
Blaze: Don't make me leave you for my Cirque du Soleil crush!
Ryoko: Version....2? ::suddenly gets dizzy:: Oh....craaaaaap..... ::passes out from lack of oxygen::
Vash: ::looks down at Ryoko:: Oh dear......um....um...R&R! TBC! If the fangirls don't kill Ryoko and Blaze, that is... ::sweatdrops::
Ryoko: ::scowls; twitches:: You....stole my line.....again....