Disclaimer: Snape and co. belong to JKR, not me. "Part of That World" belongs to Disney and the respective lyricist and composer. I'm just poking around.
Snape's Song
(Based on "Part of That World")
Look
at these stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you say my collection's
complete?
Wouldn't you say I'm the man, the man who has
everything.
Look at this map, Hogwarts unfold
How many dreams
can one pensieve hold?
Lookin' around and you'd think,
sure,
he's got everything.
I've got monkshood and wolfsbane
aplenty,
I've got fluxweed and knotgrass galore.
You wan
salamander? I've got twenty.
But who cares? No big deal? I want
more!
I wanna be where the Marauders are
I wanna see wanna
see transfiguring
Playing around with those, what you call
them?
Snitch....
Swishing your wand you won't get too
far,
Brains are required for potions, charming.
Strolling down
on the, what's that place again?
'Smeade..
Look at them
charm,
Look at them fly,
Look at them drinking all that
rum...
Acting so free,
Wished I could be, part of their
world
What would I give, if I could live
Out of the
dungeons?
What would I pay, to spend a day,
Flying with
James...
Betcha' up there,
They have a plan
bet they're
gonna show my underpants
Bright young wizard
Sick of their
pranks,
Want to defend!
And ready for Tom to Dark Mark
me
Give me his trust through my occlumency
Shielding my
thoughts from the, what's his name again?
Thief...
When
will they see?
Don't they agree,
I'm not a real
Deatheater,
I'm just a spy
Pray I don't die,
under his
feet...
All right. That's perhaps a little OOC for Snape to want to be part of the Marauders, but seriously, we never know do we? We just know that the Marauders enjoyed making fun of Snape etc., and Snape "followed them around to see if they were breaking rules", but that might just be a facade for his envy?
And yes, Snape doesn't technically own the Marauders' Map I mentioned in stanza one, but just let him be happy for a while. Heh heh.
And those of you familiar with the tune of the song... bet you are chuckling by now...
Just gimme a little review ok? Make me a happy person... :D