Well Ivanfanatic saved my story. She reviewed and said that it wasn't allowed. Oh well. Merry Christmas! Never mind. It's officially 25 minutes after Christmas. I got my DS! Yay!

A scream was produced from Erk's mouth. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What's wrong Erk?" replied the female.

"What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG? What's wrong with YOU?!"

"I just wanted take a walk around the castle," replied the girl seductively.

"Can you just get off? I thought you just clean stuff and help around the castle!"

"Can't I take a break?" The girl winked.

"Take it in your room!"

The girl started drawing circles on his chest and replied in a fake sad voice, "But it gets boring… And I get lonely," She stopped the circling with her fingers. "Don't you like girls Erk?"

The door opened and Pent came in, "Erk did you scream- WOAH." Pent's eyes went wide.

"No! It's not what it looks like! She started it!" Erk pointed at the girl.

"Wow! Erk I never thought you had it in you! First night you're here and you already have a girlfriend in bed!" Pent laughed hard.

"NO! It's nothing like THAT!"

Pent's laughing stopped.

"Hehe… Ok fine. Rebecca? You should get back to work now."

"Yes Sir Pent." She got off Erk and bowed. She left the room and passed a smile at Erk before leaving.

"…Can't I file a restraining order or something?"

"Well, sorry. Your not even old enough yet to sign one."

"Sigh."

"So, you going to visit her? I know where her room is."

"NO."

A few minutes later, Erk was down at the dining hall. He started eating his breakfast which was Louise's pancakes. Erk didn't talk during breakfast. He was sort of ticked off and didn't want to be annoyed today. It was only the second day here and he was already having trouble. Erk's meal was gone in minutes.

The day went pretty fast. Lunch went by, the afternoon, and then went dinner. Erk was reading in the hall, his focus concentrated on the book. A female voice called out to him.

A girl 14 or 15 was looking at Erk. She had black hair and had a sword sheathed on her belt. She was wearing a maid outfit so Erk guessed she was one of the servants She asked him, "Hey, you. Can you help me out?"

"Uh sure. What can I do?"

"I need a boost so I can hang this up on the wall."

"Ok… I don't think I'll drop you or anything."

"Good." She picked up a picture frame and Erk sat down waiting for her to get on him. Her legs (not foot) went around Erk's head. He twitched and blushed at this. Anyways, Erk stood up to lift her up. Her thighs were behind his head and her legs going down his chest. Erk twitched twice. The girl started hanging the frame. While she was doing this, Erk's mind drifted off. He was very tired for some reason. After all, he only had 5 hours of sleep.

"Ok! I got it up. You can let me down now."

Erk woke up and lost his balance. "Ah! Ack." He fell along with the girl. First the girl fell and then Erk fell on top of her. The back of his head fell on her breasts which were probably D cups.

"OW! Damn that hurt…You ok?… sorry about that…" When he tried to get up, he fell on, his face somehow turning and falling onto her breasts. Erk turned bright red.

The girl got up and was glaring with a VERY evil look on her face.

Erk backed up. "It was an accident I can explain!!"

The girl drew her sword.

Erk gulped and sprinted away.

"GET BACK HERE YOU LECH! I'M GOING TO CUT YOU IN HALF LIKE A STICK!"

Erk was chased around the WHOLE entire castle. LITERALLY. By the time he had lost her, he was already VERY exausted. His muscles were aching, his legs were tired, he had a few cuts and bruises from bumping into walls and almost getting slashed with the girl's sword. Erk fell onto his bed.

15 or so minutes later, Erk took his towel and night clothing and went into the spring which had been found outside. Erk had heard that it would be really relaxing to soak in the hot water.

He stripped his cloths, put on a towel, and submerged his whole body, except his head, into the water. He sighed deeply. The mage was right; this hot water was relaxing.

Five minutes passed and the door opened. A nude female casually strode in. Erk heard a the door, but did not care, for he was in the men's spring. The female dipped in next to him. Erk's eyes were closed and his head was kicked back. When he noticed "he" was next to him, he started to talk.

"…Are you one of the servants or something…?"

"Yes." The female voice replied.

Erk's eyes opened halfway. This was a female voice, Erk thought. Why didn't sound like a guy?

The girl grinned as she stared at Erk waiting for an answer.

In five seconds Erk turned to face the girl. He saw REBBECCA.

A blood curdling scream was heard throughout the castle