Disclaimer: I do not Own Sailor Moon
Authors Notes: This fanfic was written for a contest started by Bunny.
I have placed the rules of this contest at the bottom instead of here
so it wouldn't give anything away. Enjoy!
Chapter 2 - The Dangers of Jello
Usagi walked into the restuarant wearing a gorgeous cerulean blue dress stopping just above her knees with a plunging neckline and black leather jacket. Lets not forget that wonderful pink limpstic!
She walked in the door, looking around and smiled when Mamoru waved at her from the table. She walked over to him on her black boots similar to the ones she wore as Sailor Moon, complete with silver cresent moons. They seemed to be the only style of shoes she could wear heels in without falling.
"You look beautiful," Mamoru said, pulling out her chair for her, kissing her, lingering over those pink lips, then returning to her seat.
"Thanks," she smiled sweetly. "Wow, this place is great."
She looked around, the walls were the wonderful shade of crimson autumn leaves, the table clothes that wonderful golden color. The chairs and tables themselves were that wonderful deep ebony color. The restuarant was semi-formal but served American cuisine, including food that was fried and full of fat, salt, and sugar. The tastest kind!
"I see you are still wearing that tasty lipstick. What flavor is it"
he asked.
"Strawberries and creme," she smiled.
"These are for you," Mamoru said as he handed her a bouquet of crimson and white roses - love and purity. Her smile widened as she smelled the beautiful roses.
The waiter camed and she ordered a huge steak complete with fries,
fried vegteables, and a strawberry milkshake. Mamoru got fried chicken
strips with honey mustard sauce, fries, a potato, and a chocolate
milkshake.
"What are they doing?" asked Minako from a table not very far away, hidding her face behind a menu.
"I'm not sure, I think he really likes that lipstick," observed Ami who was just as courious as the rest of them.
"I want to know where she got those boots!" exclaimed Makoto.
Rei just stared, eyes wide from choclate withdrawls, tied to her chair and gaged. They had no choice, she wouldn't stop talking about chocolate!
They themselves decided it would be best to order something to eat,
and chowed down while they watched the two loverbirds who seemed to
do nothing but laugh and talk.
Finally, after the couple finished eating it was time to exchange presents!
"What did he get her?" asked Minako.
"I don't know I can't see..." said Makoto, stretching her neck.
Meanwhile at the other table Usagi happily opened up her present.
"Mamoru, it's beautiful!" she cried, as he helped her put on the white
gold chain braclet with charms of hearts, stars, and moons.
"WHAT IS IT?" demanded Minako from the other table.
Usagi handed him that bag from earlier. He opened it up to reveal a jar filled with the most beautiful butterflies.
"Usagi, they are amazing!" he exclaimed.
"I asked Motoki if his girlfriend could get them, and she came through"
she smiled happily.
A rat ran by under the table, making Usagi jump onto the table,
screaming in horror. Her foot knocked the jar out of Mamoru's
hand which sailed through the air with a crash as it hit the floor.
The air was filled with this bizzare buzzing sound, then filled with screams as the butterflies descended upon the innocent people eating their dinners.
"WHAT IS IT?" cried Minako as she ran up Usagi.
Usagi jumped down off of the table with wide eyes, skin pale as ice, and grabbed Minako by the shirt collar and shaking her screamed "WE BROKE THE JAR! THE RADIO ACTIVE KILLER JELLO BUTTERFLIES ARE LOSE! They were an imported gift from Africa for Mamoru! Motoki's girlfriend got them for me."
"WHAT?" exclaimed Ami. "That's ridiculous!"
Even as she said this she could see it was true as these nightmare things began attacking everything in sight.
Rei screamed, but was unable to escape the ropes that binded her to the chair, the other senshi screamed, knocking the table on its side and hiding behind it, quickly transforming.
The butterflies quickly devoured the table like hungry piranha's after a cow. Ami ran around the room as these Jello butterflies tried to eat her, occasionally getting part of her fuku. Who knew she could so fast in those heels!
These monstrous things seemed to be immune to their attacks! Whatever
are the senshi to do? Can they possibly survive this new enemy,
perhaps the fiercest thing they have ever faced! Can they live
through this new enemy or will they forever be lost...
"HEY! Narrator, why don't you shut up and do something useful"
shouted Mamoru.
Okay....
"I have an idea!" exclaimed Usagi brightly. She stopped running.
WHAT? What does she think she's doing? I can't believe it! She is
chasing the butterflies, mouth open wide, and eating them!
And the other senshi do the same! Well, all except Rei who is still on the floor, attached to that chair, frantically tryng to reach a chocolate chip cookie on the floor, muttering on how divine chocolate is since she chewed through her gag.
Before long the senshi sat on the floor, looking dazed with an upset stomach. All the radioactive killer Jello butterflies were gone and you just knew that when the lights went off the senshi would glow in the dark.
"The... the only way to destroy Jello... is to eat it," said Usagi regretfully followed by a rather loud belch.
"Jello is so evil," moaned Ami.
Suddenly Mamoru ran back inside with a live chicken on his head and grabbed Usagi's purse. Digging in it, he pulled out the lipstick with a cry of triumph.
"My thing!" he cried and proceeded to cover his face with the pale,
shinny, long lasting pink lipstick.
A group of teenagers came in at that moment and froze in shock when they say the senshi.
"OMG! Your a legend!" they cried in unison as only a group of girls can do.
"Why yes I..." started Sailor Venus then stopped dead sentence as the girls ran over to Sailor Moon and started to beg for her autograph.
"Your a legend Sailor Moon!" one girl cried.
"I want to be just like you!" cried another.
Usagi, speechless, smiled and began to sign autographs. Then the crowd suddenly turned mad and started grabbing at her, ripping out clumps of hair and fuku.
"I got her hair!" screamed one frantically.
"I got a piece of her skirt!" cried another.
They dog piled her, and in the frantic mad grab she managed to crawl out of the pile without their notice and ran to hide behind a booth.
Just then, when things couldn't get any worse the loony van pulled out and a group of clowns came out with straight jackets.
Yep, that was the day everyone's hidden insanity came out.
Rei is still obsessed with chocolate, Mamoru loves Usagi and her
enchanting lipstick, and the others have found their own insanities.
The clowns... I mean doctors figure if two of them are insane
they all must be insane. I mean, radio active Jello butterflies
attacking them, really! Seems to scream insanity...
Visiting hours of 9AM-5PM, please feel free to stop by. Fair warning though, Rei is now convinced that everything is chocolate and now bites. Let me tell you, she has very sharp teeth! Have a nice day.
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Okay, lol. That's my sick attempt at humor. An hour of boredom and a cup of french vanilla hot chocolate and this is what you get.
Hope you enjoyed it, all comments are welcomed, even flames.
The challenge from Bunny:
The challenge is to write a one-shot or chapter story set in the 1st season. It must be an usagi/mamoru romance / comedy that is 800 words or more with the following fun-filled features:
1. Rei has an unhealthy obsession with chocolate
2. Ami makes fun of Luna
3. Mamoru says "Has anyone seen my thing?" (You decide what he's referring to.)
4. Someone tells Usagi she is a legend
5. Mina complains about Artemis snoring too loudly
6. Lita starts a rumor about Usagi and Motoki