It all started when...Miroku went on a holy pilgrimage, and Sango went with him. Shippo and Kilala went off hunting for dinner, and me and Kagome were all alone. A storm blew up, and the sky darkened. Kagome told me she was scared, so I held her closely and looked all around, trying to figure out what I was smelling. It had the smell of demon, but I couldn't tell what kind of demon. There was no other scent. Then I smelled something else. Wolf-demons!
("I love this part," Inume whispered.)
The wolf demons swarmed on us, and each of them had a tiny shard of the shikon jewel within them. Kagome shot at them with her arrows, and I attacked them with my fangs and claws. It was a hard battle, but amazingly we won! Then we realized we hadn't won. Someone, or something, had ordered the wolf-demons to retreat. There were still over 15 of them. Then their master showed her face.
"Hello, you pitiful half-blood dog," came a voice from way above us.
I looked up and strained my eyes. I could just barely make out the shape of a massive shadow. It was all claws and teeth and slit-pupil eyes. It was a shapeless mass of strength and intelligence. Then I knew. In front of me was a full demon. Not part animal, not part human. It was just pure demon.
"What is your name, foul demon?" I shouted.
"I am Katara!! Fear me!!" she shouted back.
"NO!!" I responded.
"Very well, half-blood. I'll get rid of you the hard way. I must have the Shikon Jewel." she told me.
Kagome shouted, "No way, you 8!(# you'll never have the jewel!!!!!"
I took that moment when Katara was distracted to destroy the rest of her foul wolf-demons. I took all their shards and gave them to Kagome. She put them all together and gave me the complete Shikon Jewel. I used it to make myself a full dog-demon, and I banished Katara to the farthest reaches of the universe. The few remaining half-demons that Katara hadn't destroyed came to me. They appointed me to be their ruler, and I took Kagome as my wife. Now, Inume, it is your turn to wield my sword and walk in my footsteps, for I fear that somehow Katara has escaped from her banishment!!!