My Other DNA
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Alostblackcat: Thankie for reminding me about me grammar. . . hehe. . . I tend to get carried away and lost track of them. . . you see. . . all my marks on my English compositions are penalized 'cause of my grammar *sobs* thanks anyway!!!
ColeyCarissa: I love Joan this name too! I think it sounded strong but feminine at the same time. . . kinda fits Joey. . . thanks about the grammar. . . One breast? Uh-oh. . . Honto ni Gomen ne!!!!!!!
Bsuki: Thankie thankie!!! Hehe. . . I'm so happy. . . But there are much more nicer fics than mine. . . hehe. . .
Kitkat: oh. . . dun worry about Duke and Joan. . . that's part of my plot too. . . hehe. . . read on and ya know what I'm up to!! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Freewater: I was worrying about dat porn site thingie at first. . . but since ya like it, it's great!!!!! ;p
PunkdDragon: I sure love torturing. . . hehehehehheh. . . *evils*
Devilraptor: thankie thankie thankie thankie (x1000000000. . .) I finally have a beta!!! I'll be sending chapters to you soon. . . after this chap. . . and hope you don't have much of a trouble proofreading it. . .
Velvetina: Thankie for reading again!!!!
Emberald flames: I've updated! I can't make the effect permanent 'cause of me plot. . . that might probably unravel itself if I went too fast this chap and I think I did. . .
Riley Shi-Anne: Pointers? Eh. . . let's see. . . Mmh. . . Just follow your heart and write. . . n brain too of course. . . though sometimes I spend my time typing for over three pages and deleting them again because they didn't turn out the way I expected them to. . . oh. . . and share your ideas [crazy ideas for me] wit your readers!!! Write good ideas down before you forget them too!
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Moon: Welcome back to the crazy world of my Yami and me! Wahoo!!! I've so much reviews!!! Yeah!! Hahahahaha!!!!!! I'm feeling so high!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!! *high pitch laughter*
Yami Moon: Damn it. . . the crazy personality again. You have four tests tomorrow. Don't you?
Moon: Test? Baddie!!!!!! Test is baddie!!! Wahoo!!!!! *twirl round and round*
Yami Moon: I have a bad feeling about this chapter. *grabs script and scan through* And I'm right. *Eyes widen in shock*
Seto: *grabs from YM who turned into stone, cracked into dust and blown away* WHAT DID YOU MADE ME DO!!!?? *frozen in track*
Joan: Let me see it. *perched over frozen Seto and reads* My part isn't that bad. You two are exaggerating!
Seto: Of course you get all the good parts. Moon's the one who favors and adores you. *glares*
Joan: So. . . that explains why I'm always at the bottom! Yami Moon's the one who has been writing the lemons! Unfair! *YM and Seto exchange high fives while Joan pouts and ignore Seto. Moon continues twirling in circles*
Seto: Sorry Joan. . . Joan? *went over to please Joan*
Yami Moon: Hey what about the disclaimers? *Seto and Joan make out while Moon continue twirling. Sweatdrops* Whatever. We do not own anything that got to do with Yugioh and this fic contains shonen-ai and is rated R for language (some of it). Lemon is in the later chapters. Please review after you read and we hope you like it! Thanks for everyone who reviewed earlier!
'. . .' – Thinking ". . ." - Speaking
Chapter 3: Romeo and Juliet
~ Next day in school. . .~
"Bye Serenity! See you after school!" Joan waved to her sister as she walked into her own classroom.
"Joan! You're here! Do you know that you make my day brighter than usual? You're the light of my life!" The moment Joan walked into the classroom, Duke harassed her hand with kisses.
"That's. . . my pleasure. . ." Joan said irritably as she pull her hand away from the overly affectionate Duke. She then heard a snort from a corner of the room and realized that it's from Seto, who had looked down into his book again after Joan looked his way. She suddenly blushes and mentally reprimanded herself for that.
"Joan, the date on Friday's still on right?" Duke asked excitedly as Tristen threw him a glare. Seto had thrown Duke a death glare too when he heard that but it's not noticed by Joan and co. Joan nodded as she tried to fight her blush down. She walked to her seat and took out the cell phone, which belonged to Seto. She walked over to Seto while Duke collected 100 bucks from Tristen.
"Here." She held out her hand with the phone in it, wanting to return it to Seto. But he just ignored her and looked up a while later.
"What?" He just looked at her hand and made no motion to take the phone from her hand.
"Your cell phone. Don't you want it?" Seto just looked up at Joan, which in turn made her blush a little, and he dug his hand into his pocket.
"Keep that one. I don't need it anymore." He said as he took out another phone of the same model and showed Joan.
"Er. . . Thanks. . ." Joan was just wondering why Seto's being so kind when he completed his sentence a second later.
"I will never be caught dead carrying a cell phone with a puppy's scent on it." He snickered when he saw fumes sprouting from Joan's head.
"Fine!" Joan stomped back to her seat, she's clutching her fists so tightly the cell phone might crack! 'And I thought he was so kind to actually give me a personal cell phone. Jerk!' Joan sat down fuming.
'Aww. . . don't say that! You know absolutely well that you don't hate him! Although he may be sort of a jerk. . . but perhaps it's his way of showing affection for you!'
"Affection?" Joan blushed again at the thought of Seto liking her. She stops immediately when she notices that the voice appeared again. "Hey! You're back!" She exclaimed and that causes half the class to look at her quizzically.
'Yes. . . I know you're happy I'm back. But please. . . you don't have to speak out loud! I can hear you. Just do whatever Yugi does when he talks to Yami through their mind link.'
'Hmm. . . sorry.' Joan said sheepishly. 'Hey! How do you know about Yugi and Yami?'
'Don't forget I'm you!'
'Huh? Me? How?'
'That's for me to know and you to find out. Heheheh. . .'
'Hey! Don't be so mean! C'mon! Tell me!' Joan pauses for a while but hears no reply. 'Damn. . . that voice's off again.'
"Morning Joan!" Joan snapped out of her trance and saw that Yugi had just arrived.
"Hey Yugi! Hey Yami!" Joan gave a small wave as the almost identical lover walked over to her. Yami had attended school because he wanted to be by Yugi's side.
"What are you daydreaming about? The date with Duke?" Yugi teased.
"Nah. . . of course not. Wasn't looking forward to it either." Joan just waved it off as she took a small peek at the reading Seto, who's just a few seats beside hers. Yugi didn't notice it, but Yami did. Great eyes for details, this guy.
'I wonder if he's still mad at me. . . hey. . . it's not my business even if he is!' Joan pouted and placed her hand with her head in it on the table with a loud angry 'THUD'.
"Cool it Joan. You don't have to be so unhappy about the date even if you're forced. I've heard about it. But Duke's pretty excited about it, don't let him down." Yami said coolly, circling his arms around Yugi at the same time.
"I'm not unhappy about it. . ."
"Really?"
"Yeah. . . I guess. . . Just irritated."
"About what?"
"About that jerk Kai. . . Erm. . . About the date of course!" Joan realized that Yami had been prompting her all along and she nearly let the reason of her bad mood out.
"'Kai'?" Too late Joan, Yami had it figured out. He gave her a sly grin and walked off with Yugi looking completely confused.
'Fuck. . . Yami's up to something, and I bet a million bucks that it can't be anything good.'
'Matchmaking with Kaiba seems like something good Joan.' That voice.
'Oh. . . it's you again. No way! Matchmaking? Over my dead body. Hey. . . but how do you know that Yami might be trying to match us up?'
'Great minds think alike.' Joan snorted at this comment.
'I don't have a great mind.'
'Yeah you don't. . . but that doesn't mean I don't too.'
'You said you were me! Who are you actually anyway?' Pauses. . . 'Damn it. . . it's off again.'
"Alright class! Put away all your books and get ready for your surprise test this morning!" The bell went off as the mathematics teacher marched into the classroom announcing about the test. Everybody including Joan groaned, a surprise MATH test first thing in the morning indicates the day's going to be worst.
'The God of bad luck seems to love me, doesn't he?' Joan thought as she rolled her eyes and get ready for the test. . .
~ After test. . . [Skipping time here] Literature time! ~
Joan yawned as she stared blankly at the pages she was supposed to be reading. Literature isn't her best subject. The day, like Joan anticipated, had not went well. She practically can't do half her math test questions and after that, they had to read up on this short extract from the play 'Romeo and Juliet' and selected pupils will have to act it out later.
Joan yawned again. She had read the same paragraph over and over again umpteen times but none of the sentences sinks into her head, not that she doesn't understand them, Joey Wheeler's not as thick as you think he is, it's just that she's extremely bored by them. She finally given up and decided to observe her surrounding.
Her gaze falls in Yugi who was absolutely captured by the story and his eyes seems to tear up. She then saw Yami, who's beside Yugi, looking at him affectionately with an expression he rarely shows. 'Just like Kaiba. . .' Joan started to wonder whether Seto do have such an expression. She realized it a few seconds later and shook her heads to clear thoughts of Seto.
She continued observing Yami for a while before finding it boring and moved on. He then found Ryou, frequently labeled as a model student by teachers, was not reading the extract! Instead, he had decided to look affectionately at the sleeping Bakura right beside him too. Bakura was forced by Ryou to school but he came partially because he doesn't want to lose to Yami too. Joan's imagination soon carried her into thinking about Seto's sleeping face too. . .
Seto's head is on the table, his eyes closed and his perfect lip's a little apart. His brown bangs falls softly over his delicately closed lids and it made him looks gentle. A soft and peaceful expression gracing his face, much unlike his normal cold and unfathomable expression, looking sweet. She blushes at her adorable imagination of Seto's sleeping face but soon shook it off again as she still can't believe that she had actually a slight crush on Seto.
She then turned to face her best friend, Tristen Taylor, and most obviously, he can't be reading the boring extract too. Instead, she found him drooling and daydreaming most probably about Serenity and she instantly felt like punching him straight in the face. 'He better not have any fantasies about Serenity or I'll personally send him to hell.'
She calmed down and continue glancing around, looking down at the extract constantly when the teacher looked her way. Her gaze then settled on Duke, who's diligently reading the extract much to her surprise. But it's wasn't much of a shock considering Duke has rather good results too, implementing that he do study, although most of his time was spent flirting.
Lastly, her gaze falls on her rival cum crush which she doesn't even know of. Unknowingly, her gaze softened when she saw Seto's face. She observed every smallest detail on his face while Seto was reading the extract. Like usual, his face contains no emotions. But Joan unconsciously just enjoyed looking at his face.
Seto's eyes moving from left to right constantly and he seems to absorbing the content well. She observed his perfect complexion and pale skin that looks soft and smooth. Her gaze moves to his absolutely hot, sexy lips and down further to his neck. He had not buttoned the first few buttons probably due to the fact that it's rather humid that day and that revealed a pale slim throat that normally Joan didn't noticed.
'I wonder how it tasted. . .' Joan obliviously licked her lips and her eyes were fixed on Seto's throat, his Adam's apple, and his collarbone that was surprisingly visible too. Suddenly, his throat was covered by his hands and Joan let out a small growl inaudible to anybody except herself. She unconsciously looked back up into Seto's face and realized her had noticed that she was staring. Their eyes met and Joan looked away immediately and blushed furiously when she realized what she had just done.
'Aright dumb, dumb Joey Wheeler. . . or Joan Wheeler in this case. . . blah. . . this doesn't matter. What's with me anyway? Staring at his neck that way. I probably seems blood thirsty' Joan took a little glimpse at Seto again. Luckily Seto was back to reading, but the only difference was the small almost invisible smile on his face.
'Huh?' Joan was stumped by what she saw but her thoughts were disturbed by the teacher's voice. Mr. Takaishi, an old teacher with silvery white hair and poor memory was their literature teacher this year.
"Alright everyone! Enough with the reading! To let you grasp the content better, I'll be picking two pupils to act out the extract. I expect good acting and no tomfoolery about this!" Everyone groaned and slumped over their desk, dreaded about began called. The teacher proceeded in shuffling the pile of cards where he had everybody's name on it. He stopped a little while after and read the name on the first card.
"Mr. Kaiba, would you kindly do as the favor to take the role of Romeo." It wasn't a request, it was a command. Seto glared at the teacher, surprisingly, the glare took no effect as the teacher stood his ground. Seto therefore compiled and stepped up front, but stopped in front of the teacher and stared at him through his glasses.
"Mr. Takaishi, just in case, I would like to ask. Am I suppose to act the part where Romeo kisses Juliet too?" Seto smirked satisfactorily as he saw the shock on the teacher's face. Mr. Takaishi immediately held up his paper, the extract, and started scanning through. He coughed and looked up at Seto, who is inches taller than him.
"Well Mr. Kaiba, I wouldn't mind if you act it out," he pauses and lots of squeals can be heard from the girls, "but," groans were heard this time, "I suggest not because it may put both you and the selected girl in a difficult position." Joan snorted at this comment as she knew that all the girls, except her and Tea or so, would love to get that kiss from Seto.
'The girls would go crazy if they knew that you already had had a kiss from Kaiba. . .' The voice in her head giggled.
'I didn't ask for it! And before you disappear again, mind telling me who are you?' Joan screamed at the voice.
'Nah. . . that's for me to know and you to find out. Second time I've told you this today!' The voice cackled evilly and disappeared again. Joan rolled her eyes. The teacher had just started to shuffle when a girl suddenly stood up from her seat.
"I would love to volunteer for the part of Juliet, Mr. Takaishi!!!" Sofia Smith, the infamous slut of the class volunteer. Signs of drool is visible at the corner of her mouth, imagining what she must be thinking! *add horror stricken face here*
Seto rolled his eyes as Joan tried to muffle her laughter. Most of the girls stared daggers at Sofia while the guys tried to muffle their laughter too.
"I'm very please to have a volunteer Miss Smith, but I would like this to be fair as I can see lots of girls are volunteering too." Yes, besides Sofia, lots of girls had raised their hands too. Joan stared at the teacher as if the sky had crashed down on her. "Miss Joan Wheeler, may you please take the role of Juliet." The teacher read off the name on the card he had picked out.
"WHAT!!! WITH HIM AGAIN?!" She shouted. Surprise by the works of fate that she gets to work with Seto again.
'No way am I gonna act with him! Besides, I don't even understand what the hell this extract is talking about!'
'Aww. . . stop denying Joan dear. I know you wanted to act with Kaiba!' The voice had surprisingly appeared again.
'You again.'
'Hey! Where's my welcome party?' The voice complained at Joan's bored tone but Joan took no noticed, instead she started protesting to the teacher with no avail. Thus, she had no choice but to drag her feet to the front of the class, earning jealousy looks from fans of Seto.
"You may start now, Miss Wheeler, Mr. Kaiba. And please make this an exciting short play." The teacher took a seat while Seto and Joan get ready, Joan with an extremely pissed off face.
'Am I really that of a nuisance?' Seto thought sadly when he saw Joan's reaction as he began the play.
~ Short note: This is the extract where Romeo attends the Capulet's banquet and met Juliet for the first time. The lines would be in {. . .} to distinguish them. And I just like typing those lines out so don't blame me.
Any quotes in the next part of this fic do not belong to me but Shakespeare. I've the brief explanation of what the hell they're talking about after each line in [. . .]so as to keep myself from getting confused too. ~
Seto took Joan's hand in his [instruction of the play], while Joan got a shock when he did that and jerked her hand away from him with a deep blush.
"Wh. . . What are you doing!?" She shouted out in shocked as she brings her delicate hand away from Seto. The class burst out laughing while Seto sighed.
"Just in case you don't know, the play had started and I'm just going according to the instructions, and I'm doing it against my own will do quit acting like a bitch and start acting." Seto scowled at Joan and took her hand roughly again, causing her to whimper out in shock and pain. His grip immediately soften with he heard the whimper, not wanting to hurt Joan.
{If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two brushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.}
[Rough touch of his hand. His kiss is the gentle sin which will smooth away the rough one committed by his hand]
Seto said fluently as he steps closer to Joan, a hand in his as he looked passionately into her eyes. That causes the girls to whine out in disappointment and jealousy and causes Joan to widen her eyes in shock and embarrassment. She had not thought that Seto would be so involved in acting that small dumb play so well.
"Good pil. . . pil. . ." Joan tried to pronoun with a lot of difficulty, one reason because her English is poor, second because of the way Seto's looking at her, third because Seto's holding onto her hand. Seto rolled his eyes as he prompted Joan on the word. Joan muttered a thanks and proceeded with the rest of her lines.
'Hmph. . . shouldn't have counted on her much anyway. . . maybe. . . I should play a small trick on her. . .' A small smirk appeared on Seto's face while he slowly prompted Joan throughout her lines. The passion in his eyes increased as he's deeply captivated by the way Joan pouts whenever she encounters a word she doesn't know, and all this is taken note by Yami.
{Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm in holy palmers' kiss}
[You wrong your hand too much to say that it had sinned for it shows a proper mannerly devotion in touching mine in this. Pilgrims touch the hands of saints' statues, and so the proper way for pilgrims, palmers, to show their devotion is hand to hand.]
Joan managed to complete her line with much prompting from Seto who seems irritated to Joan but inside, he's enjoying to the fullest as he could admire his subject of fetish so up close.
{Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?}
{Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.}
{O then, dear saint, let lips do what hand do: They pray, "Grant thou, lest faith turn to despair."}
[Grant thou, i.e. let lips do what hands do, i.e. kiss]
{Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.}
["Saints, whether invisible in heaven, or in the form of statues, do not move physically, although they answer prayers". Juliet is giving Romeo permission to kiss her.]
Seto and Joan managed to go through the next part of the exchange rather smoothly, as there's not much difficult words in them. But the problem is that Joan had not input any emotions into it as she obviously doesn't understand them and the fact that Seto had inched closer to her. She had moved a little back too, trying to stay as far away as possible from Seto.
Clueless about what she had just said, Joan felt relieved to know that their short play would be over when Seto completed his lines. The kissing scene never crossing her mind as the teacher had mentioned that it doesn't have to be acted out. Unknown to her, Seto had a different thought in mind, and the part where every fan of Seto dreaded came with Romeo's last line of this extract.
{Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.}
[Then keep still, while I kiss you.]
A sly smirk appeared on Seto's face as he took a bold step towards Joan, letting go of her hand which Joan is very grateful of. But, her eyes widen as she felt his hands slipped behind her and hold her in place, not giving her any space to move back.
She stared in horror as Seto tilted her head up to face him as she tried to turn away to hide her blush as a result from Seto's closeness. Girls and guys, including the teacher, gasped and were too shock to move because of Seto's sudden action. Passion azure bores into dazed honey. Joan blushed as she felt herself drown into the deep sea of cerulean while Seto inched closer.
Bit by bit, Seto began to lean in, his eyes slowly sliding close as Joan felt her eyes being tempted to close too. The distance between them disappeared as their eyes shut and lips locked. Both their brains were numbed by the sweetness of each other's lips as they slowly tasted them.
Joan's hands wrapped her hands around Seto's neck and pulled him deeper into the kiss as she opened her mouth to let Seto's begging tongue in. Seto in turn wrapped his arms tighter around Joan, blushing as he felt Joan's body pressed against his. He moaned as Joan sucked on his tongue. Both of them unaware of the amount of girls that had fainted due to Seto's act, and the amount of guys whose heart wrenched in pain, including Duke, by the way Joan is reacting.
'dark chocolate. . .' Joan registered Seto's taste in her brain as she sucked on Seto's tongue. 'Wait a second. . . WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!!!!' Her eyes immediately flew open and with all her might, she pushed Seto away from her as she fell to the floor herself.
"Ouch. . ." Joan stood up painfully, hand on her butt as she looked up to with a face redder than the reddest tomato on Earth. She saw Seto with two fingers on his lips while he smirked smugly, certainly satisfied with the make-out session he had with her in front of the whole class.
'Wait. . . the whole class?!! Oh. . . I'm dead meat. . .' She rolled her eyes angrily and groaned inwardly as she peeped at the class with fainted girls and people with their jaws on the floor. She growled as she saw Yami gave her a wink and a thumbs-up. Her head snapped back to Seto again as she heard a snicker from him. She exploded in anger as she felt humiliated and violated by what Seto had done.
"YOU PRICK!!! Who are you to humiliate me in front of so many people? To think you're Seto Kaiba, you went back on your words about not kissing me again!!!!!" Joan screamed at the top of her lungs at Seto. Seto, obviously shocked by Joan's anger, stood there staring at her.
"Again?" Duke gasped and looked more shock after listening to Joan outburst. Joan felt herself become redder - if possible – and ran out of the classroom after muttering something about going to the bathroom, leaving guys and girls and a teacher staring at Seto.
~ Seto's POV, when they were kissing. . . ~
'Vanilla and honey. . . what a weird combination. . .' I thought as I explored Joan's mouth, a moan escaped my mouth when I felt Joan sucking my tongue. I ignored the sobs and sounds of fainting girls as I continued tasting the mouth of my crush cum soon-to-be lover - if she accept me. The scent and taste and warmth of Joan are already driving me crazy, making my thoughts incoherent.
Suddenly, I felt a sharp push and my grip around Joan's waist loosen and I staggered a little back. My eyes flew opened and I saw Joan sitting on the floor. My mind immediately reviewed what had happen in that few seconds, my fingers flew to my lips and traced them as Joan's taste still lingered in my mouth.
My lips uncontrollably turned into a smirk when I saw the blush that had settled on Joan's face. Yeah, I knew that I like Joan, since yesterday when she told me about her date with Duke. I totally lost my mood to work and went home straight.
My attention went back to Joan when I heard her groan, then I saw her peeking the way of the class and turn as well, and seeing Yami gave her a wink and a thumbs-up. My thoughts went wild again.
'What does that mean? Did Yami know something that I don't about Joan? A wink and a thumbs-up. . . does it mean that Joan likes me too?' I snickered at my own silly thought. There's no way Joan likes me back. I turn back at Joan, she's practically fuming! Not a good situation here. . .
"YOU PRICK!!! Who are you to humiliate me in front of so many people? To think you're Seto Kaiba, you went back on your words about not kissing me again!!!!!" My heart shattered.
'Her face. . . it's just pure anger. . . and. . . there's humiliation and violation in her eyes. . . Oh great. . . what did I just do?' My mind went blank. Now I've done it, Joan would never forgive me.
"Again?" I heard my supposed love rival gasped. This is just great. I saw Joan's face turn redder, if possible, and ran out of the room. I stared at the retreating back of Joan as she exited the room and I froze there for a good few minutes before Mr. Takaishi broke the silence.
"That. . . was certainly. . . a good play," He shrugged. "I expect all of you to write me at least an one page essay elaborating on the extract and I expect it to be in by next week." Just as the Mr. Takaishi finishes with his sentence, the school bell indicating lunch rang. The students groaned at their taxing homework and shuffled out of the classroom to the cafeteria.
I sighed as I desperately move out of the room. I look around hopefully for glimpse of Joan but found none. I sighed again. What am I going to do?
~ Joan's POV ~
"Damnitdamnitdamnitdamnit!!!!!!!!!" I screamed in the girls' bathroom while slashing water on my face. I propped myself up with my hands and stared at the wet me in the mirror. "Damn it Kaiba. What are you doing to me?" I whispered to myself.
'He's just making you realize how much you love him.' I heard that obnoxious voice rang in my ear.
"Shut the crap. I'm not falling for him." I said out loud, since there's no one in the bathroom now.
'Stop kidding yourself Joey. You know you do have feeling for him. Then how can you explain why you had enjoyed feasting your eyes on his neck and enjoying the kiss you two ha. . .'
"I said shut up!" I shouted, cupping my hands at my ears, trying to shut the voice up, but in vain of course, the voice's in my head.
'Yeah, yeah. . . continue denying your feeling Joey Wheeler. But let me tell you this: You are falling for Seto Kaiba. No mistakes.'
"Who are you to tell me this? Plus, I'm a guy. A perfectly straight guys who are interested in girls, not guys." I felt a little weird saying this while I'm in a girl's body, but nonetheless, I am a guy.
'Yeah you're a guy. Heard of gay? Well. . . if you insist that you like girls, do you know what's bisexual?'
"I not stupid, you freak. And I'm not bisexual. I don't care what you say, and who are you to lecture me." I scowled at the nagging voice.
'I'm you.'
"Yeah. . . you're me. . . and next you'll be telling me that I was Yami's wife in Ancient Egypt." I snickered at the voice's answer.
'You weren't. But I'm not kidding. But. . . well, you can't say that I'm really you in what sense. . . but the body your using now, it's mine.'
"Huh? What do you mean that it's yours? It's mine!" Things are getting lots more confusing and I do not want to know about this, something weird is going on around here. I heard the voice sigh.
'Close your eyes. I'll explain things to you.' I frowned, close my eyes? 'Trust me, just close them.' I shrugged and closed my eyes. The second I closed it, I felt dizzy, hit the cold, wet floor of the restroom and lost my conscious.
x.X End of Chapter X.x
Moon: *sob sob* I failed another of my physics test!!!! Boo hooooo. . . *Cried into Seto's arms, who is in shock*
Yami Moon: You always fail them. But you scored over 80 for your biology didn't you? *Rolled her eyes*
Joan: Yeah. . . physics the only subject you always fail. And could you please get out off Seto's arm? *vein popped out*
Moon: Alright. . . so, how's this chapter? It seems a little boring and wordy don't you think so? *gets out of Seto while Joan take her place*
Joan: Yeah it really sucks. . . so what's with that eerie voice and me losing my conscious anyway?
Moon: *tears accumulate at Joan's insults* Yami!!!!!!
Yami Moon: *comfort Moon* Don't insult my hikari Joan. That's the plot you know. . . Everything that's gonna happen is gonna be OUCH!!! *got kicked on the shin by Moon*
Moon: I told you not to reveal any secrets!!!!!!! *pouts* But anyway. . . I know this chap isn't up to standard 'cause I'm currently busy with school and that ever-so-irritating writer's block that's gonna hit me soon. Sorry if Seto seems too OOC also. . . I tried. . .
Yami Moon: Everything's gonna turn out fine. . . As long as you stay on track. . . Well, please review and tell us what you expect of Seto and Joan. . . and try guessing what that voice's there for. . . Thanks!
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Alostblackcat: Thankie for reminding me about me grammar. . . hehe. . . I tend to get carried away and lost track of them. . . you see. . . all my marks on my English compositions are penalized 'cause of my grammar *sobs* thanks anyway!!!
ColeyCarissa: I love Joan this name too! I think it sounded strong but feminine at the same time. . . kinda fits Joey. . . thanks about the grammar. . . One breast? Uh-oh. . . Honto ni Gomen ne!!!!!!!
Bsuki: Thankie thankie!!! Hehe. . . I'm so happy. . . But there are much more nicer fics than mine. . . hehe. . .
Kitkat: oh. . . dun worry about Duke and Joan. . . that's part of my plot too. . . hehe. . . read on and ya know what I'm up to!! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Freewater: I was worrying about dat porn site thingie at first. . . but since ya like it, it's great!!!!! ;p
PunkdDragon: I sure love torturing. . . hehehehehheh. . . *evils*
Devilraptor: thankie thankie thankie thankie (x1000000000. . .) I finally have a beta!!! I'll be sending chapters to you soon. . . after this chap. . . and hope you don't have much of a trouble proofreading it. . .
Velvetina: Thankie for reading again!!!!
Emberald flames: I've updated! I can't make the effect permanent 'cause of me plot. . . that might probably unravel itself if I went too fast this chap and I think I did. . .
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Moon: Welcome back to the crazy world of my Yami and me! Wahoo!!! I've so much reviews!!! Yeah!! Hahahahaha!!!!!! I'm feeling so high!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!! *high pitch laughter*
Yami Moon: Damn it. . . the crazy personality again. You have four tests tomorrow. Don't you?
Moon: Test? Baddie!!!!!! Test is baddie!!! Wahoo!!!!! *twirl round and round*
Yami Moon: I have a bad feeling about this chapter. *grabs script and scan through* And I'm right. *Eyes widen in shock*
Seto: *grabs from YM who turned into stone, cracked into dust and blown away* WHAT DID YOU MADE ME DO!!!?? *frozen in track*
Joan: Let me see it. *perched over frozen Seto and reads* My part isn't that bad. You two are exaggerating!
Seto: Of course you get all the good parts. Moon's the one who favors and adores you. *glares*
Joan: So. . . that explains why I'm always at the bottom! Yami Moon's the one who has been writing the lemons! Unfair! *YM and Seto exchange high fives while Joan pouts and ignore Seto. Moon continues twirling in circles*
Seto: Sorry Joan. . . Joan? *went over to please Joan*
Yami Moon: Hey what about the disclaimers? *Seto and Joan make out while Moon continue twirling. Sweatdrops* Whatever. We do not own anything that got to do with Yugioh and this fic contains shonen-ai and is rated R for language (some of it). Lemon is in the later chapters. Please review after you read and we hope you like it! Thanks for everyone who reviewed earlier!
'. . .' – Thinking ". . ." - Speaking
Chapter 3: Romeo and Juliet
~ Next day in school. . .~
"Bye Serenity! See you after school!" Joan waved to her sister as she walked into her own classroom.
"Joan! You're here! Do you know that you make my day brighter than usual? You're the light of my life!" The moment Joan walked into the classroom, Duke harassed her hand with kisses.
"That's. . . my pleasure. . ." Joan said irritably as she pull her hand away from the overly affectionate Duke. She then heard a snort from a corner of the room and realized that it's from Seto, who had looked down into his book again after Joan looked his way. She suddenly blushes and mentally reprimanded herself for that.
"Joan, the date on Friday's still on right?" Duke asked excitedly as Tristen threw him a glare. Seto had thrown Duke a death glare too when he heard that but it's not noticed by Joan and co. Joan nodded as she tried to fight her blush down. She walked to her seat and took out the cell phone, which belonged to Seto. She walked over to Seto while Duke collected 100 bucks from Tristen.
"Here." She held out her hand with the phone in it, wanting to return it to Seto. But he just ignored her and looked up a while later.
"What?" He just looked at her hand and made no motion to take the phone from her hand.
"Your cell phone. Don't you want it?" Seto just looked up at Joan, which in turn made her blush a little, and he dug his hand into his pocket.
"Keep that one. I don't need it anymore." He said as he took out another phone of the same model and showed Joan.
"Er. . . Thanks. . ." Joan was just wondering why Seto's being so kind when he completed his sentence a second later.
"I will never be caught dead carrying a cell phone with a puppy's scent on it." He snickered when he saw fumes sprouting from Joan's head.
"Fine!" Joan stomped back to her seat, she's clutching her fists so tightly the cell phone might crack! 'And I thought he was so kind to actually give me a personal cell phone. Jerk!' Joan sat down fuming.
'Aww. . . don't say that! You know absolutely well that you don't hate him! Although he may be sort of a jerk. . . but perhaps it's his way of showing affection for you!'
"Affection?" Joan blushed again at the thought of Seto liking her. She stops immediately when she notices that the voice appeared again. "Hey! You're back!" She exclaimed and that causes half the class to look at her quizzically.
'Yes. . . I know you're happy I'm back. But please. . . you don't have to speak out loud! I can hear you. Just do whatever Yugi does when he talks to Yami through their mind link.'
'Hmm. . . sorry.' Joan said sheepishly. 'Hey! How do you know about Yugi and Yami?'
'Don't forget I'm you!'
'Huh? Me? How?'
'That's for me to know and you to find out. Heheheh. . .'
'Hey! Don't be so mean! C'mon! Tell me!' Joan pauses for a while but hears no reply. 'Damn. . . that voice's off again.'
"Morning Joan!" Joan snapped out of her trance and saw that Yugi had just arrived.
"Hey Yugi! Hey Yami!" Joan gave a small wave as the almost identical lover walked over to her. Yami had attended school because he wanted to be by Yugi's side.
"What are you daydreaming about? The date with Duke?" Yugi teased.
"Nah. . . of course not. Wasn't looking forward to it either." Joan just waved it off as she took a small peek at the reading Seto, who's just a few seats beside hers. Yugi didn't notice it, but Yami did. Great eyes for details, this guy.
'I wonder if he's still mad at me. . . hey. . . it's not my business even if he is!' Joan pouted and placed her hand with her head in it on the table with a loud angry 'THUD'.
"Cool it Joan. You don't have to be so unhappy about the date even if you're forced. I've heard about it. But Duke's pretty excited about it, don't let him down." Yami said coolly, circling his arms around Yugi at the same time.
"I'm not unhappy about it. . ."
"Really?"
"Yeah. . . I guess. . . Just irritated."
"About what?"
"About that jerk Kai. . . Erm. . . About the date of course!" Joan realized that Yami had been prompting her all along and she nearly let the reason of her bad mood out.
"'Kai'?" Too late Joan, Yami had it figured out. He gave her a sly grin and walked off with Yugi looking completely confused.
'Fuck. . . Yami's up to something, and I bet a million bucks that it can't be anything good.'
'Matchmaking with Kaiba seems like something good Joan.' That voice.
'Oh. . . it's you again. No way! Matchmaking? Over my dead body. Hey. . . but how do you know that Yami might be trying to match us up?'
'Great minds think alike.' Joan snorted at this comment.
'I don't have a great mind.'
'Yeah you don't. . . but that doesn't mean I don't too.'
'You said you were me! Who are you actually anyway?' Pauses. . . 'Damn it. . . it's off again.'
"Alright class! Put away all your books and get ready for your surprise test this morning!" The bell went off as the mathematics teacher marched into the classroom announcing about the test. Everybody including Joan groaned, a surprise MATH test first thing in the morning indicates the day's going to be worst.
'The God of bad luck seems to love me, doesn't he?' Joan thought as she rolled her eyes and get ready for the test. . .
~ After test. . . [Skipping time here] Literature time! ~
Joan yawned as she stared blankly at the pages she was supposed to be reading. Literature isn't her best subject. The day, like Joan anticipated, had not went well. She practically can't do half her math test questions and after that, they had to read up on this short extract from the play 'Romeo and Juliet' and selected pupils will have to act it out later.
Joan yawned again. She had read the same paragraph over and over again umpteen times but none of the sentences sinks into her head, not that she doesn't understand them, Joey Wheeler's not as thick as you think he is, it's just that she's extremely bored by them. She finally given up and decided to observe her surrounding.
Her gaze falls in Yugi who was absolutely captured by the story and his eyes seems to tear up. She then saw Yami, who's beside Yugi, looking at him affectionately with an expression he rarely shows. 'Just like Kaiba. . .' Joan started to wonder whether Seto do have such an expression. She realized it a few seconds later and shook her heads to clear thoughts of Seto.
She continued observing Yami for a while before finding it boring and moved on. He then found Ryou, frequently labeled as a model student by teachers, was not reading the extract! Instead, he had decided to look affectionately at the sleeping Bakura right beside him too. Bakura was forced by Ryou to school but he came partially because he doesn't want to lose to Yami too. Joan's imagination soon carried her into thinking about Seto's sleeping face too. . .
Seto's head is on the table, his eyes closed and his perfect lip's a little apart. His brown bangs falls softly over his delicately closed lids and it made him looks gentle. A soft and peaceful expression gracing his face, much unlike his normal cold and unfathomable expression, looking sweet. She blushes at her adorable imagination of Seto's sleeping face but soon shook it off again as she still can't believe that she had actually a slight crush on Seto.
She then turned to face her best friend, Tristen Taylor, and most obviously, he can't be reading the boring extract too. Instead, she found him drooling and daydreaming most probably about Serenity and she instantly felt like punching him straight in the face. 'He better not have any fantasies about Serenity or I'll personally send him to hell.'
She calmed down and continue glancing around, looking down at the extract constantly when the teacher looked her way. Her gaze then settled on Duke, who's diligently reading the extract much to her surprise. But it's wasn't much of a shock considering Duke has rather good results too, implementing that he do study, although most of his time was spent flirting.
Lastly, her gaze falls on her rival cum crush which she doesn't even know of. Unknowingly, her gaze softened when she saw Seto's face. She observed every smallest detail on his face while Seto was reading the extract. Like usual, his face contains no emotions. But Joan unconsciously just enjoyed looking at his face.
Seto's eyes moving from left to right constantly and he seems to absorbing the content well. She observed his perfect complexion and pale skin that looks soft and smooth. Her gaze moves to his absolutely hot, sexy lips and down further to his neck. He had not buttoned the first few buttons probably due to the fact that it's rather humid that day and that revealed a pale slim throat that normally Joan didn't noticed.
'I wonder how it tasted. . .' Joan obliviously licked her lips and her eyes were fixed on Seto's throat, his Adam's apple, and his collarbone that was surprisingly visible too. Suddenly, his throat was covered by his hands and Joan let out a small growl inaudible to anybody except herself. She unconsciously looked back up into Seto's face and realized her had noticed that she was staring. Their eyes met and Joan looked away immediately and blushed furiously when she realized what she had just done.
'Aright dumb, dumb Joey Wheeler. . . or Joan Wheeler in this case. . . blah. . . this doesn't matter. What's with me anyway? Staring at his neck that way. I probably seems blood thirsty' Joan took a little glimpse at Seto again. Luckily Seto was back to reading, but the only difference was the small almost invisible smile on his face.
'Huh?' Joan was stumped by what she saw but her thoughts were disturbed by the teacher's voice. Mr. Takaishi, an old teacher with silvery white hair and poor memory was their literature teacher this year.
"Alright everyone! Enough with the reading! To let you grasp the content better, I'll be picking two pupils to act out the extract. I expect good acting and no tomfoolery about this!" Everyone groaned and slumped over their desk, dreaded about began called. The teacher proceeded in shuffling the pile of cards where he had everybody's name on it. He stopped a little while after and read the name on the first card.
"Mr. Kaiba, would you kindly do as the favor to take the role of Romeo." It wasn't a request, it was a command. Seto glared at the teacher, surprisingly, the glare took no effect as the teacher stood his ground. Seto therefore compiled and stepped up front, but stopped in front of the teacher and stared at him through his glasses.
"Mr. Takaishi, just in case, I would like to ask. Am I suppose to act the part where Romeo kisses Juliet too?" Seto smirked satisfactorily as he saw the shock on the teacher's face. Mr. Takaishi immediately held up his paper, the extract, and started scanning through. He coughed and looked up at Seto, who is inches taller than him.
"Well Mr. Kaiba, I wouldn't mind if you act it out," he pauses and lots of squeals can be heard from the girls, "but," groans were heard this time, "I suggest not because it may put both you and the selected girl in a difficult position." Joan snorted at this comment as she knew that all the girls, except her and Tea or so, would love to get that kiss from Seto.
'The girls would go crazy if they knew that you already had had a kiss from Kaiba. . .' The voice in her head giggled.
'I didn't ask for it! And before you disappear again, mind telling me who are you?' Joan screamed at the voice.
'Nah. . . that's for me to know and you to find out. Second time I've told you this today!' The voice cackled evilly and disappeared again. Joan rolled her eyes. The teacher had just started to shuffle when a girl suddenly stood up from her seat.
"I would love to volunteer for the part of Juliet, Mr. Takaishi!!!" Sofia Smith, the infamous slut of the class volunteer. Signs of drool is visible at the corner of her mouth, imagining what she must be thinking! *add horror stricken face here*
Seto rolled his eyes as Joan tried to muffle her laughter. Most of the girls stared daggers at Sofia while the guys tried to muffle their laughter too.
"I'm very please to have a volunteer Miss Smith, but I would like this to be fair as I can see lots of girls are volunteering too." Yes, besides Sofia, lots of girls had raised their hands too. Joan stared at the teacher as if the sky had crashed down on her. "Miss Joan Wheeler, may you please take the role of Juliet." The teacher read off the name on the card he had picked out.
"WHAT!!! WITH HIM AGAIN?!" She shouted. Surprise by the works of fate that she gets to work with Seto again.
'No way am I gonna act with him! Besides, I don't even understand what the hell this extract is talking about!'
'Aww. . . stop denying Joan dear. I know you wanted to act with Kaiba!' The voice had surprisingly appeared again.
'You again.'
'Hey! Where's my welcome party?' The voice complained at Joan's bored tone but Joan took no noticed, instead she started protesting to the teacher with no avail. Thus, she had no choice but to drag her feet to the front of the class, earning jealousy looks from fans of Seto.
"You may start now, Miss Wheeler, Mr. Kaiba. And please make this an exciting short play." The teacher took a seat while Seto and Joan get ready, Joan with an extremely pissed off face.
'Am I really that of a nuisance?' Seto thought sadly when he saw Joan's reaction as he began the play.
~ Short note: This is the extract where Romeo attends the Capulet's banquet and met Juliet for the first time. The lines would be in {. . .} to distinguish them. And I just like typing those lines out so don't blame me.
Any quotes in the next part of this fic do not belong to me but Shakespeare. I've the brief explanation of what the hell they're talking about after each line in [. . .]so as to keep myself from getting confused too. ~
Seto took Joan's hand in his [instruction of the play], while Joan got a shock when he did that and jerked her hand away from him with a deep blush.
"Wh. . . What are you doing!?" She shouted out in shocked as she brings her delicate hand away from Seto. The class burst out laughing while Seto sighed.
"Just in case you don't know, the play had started and I'm just going according to the instructions, and I'm doing it against my own will do quit acting like a bitch and start acting." Seto scowled at Joan and took her hand roughly again, causing her to whimper out in shock and pain. His grip immediately soften with he heard the whimper, not wanting to hurt Joan.
{If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two brushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.}
[Rough touch of his hand. His kiss is the gentle sin which will smooth away the rough one committed by his hand]
Seto said fluently as he steps closer to Joan, a hand in his as he looked passionately into her eyes. That causes the girls to whine out in disappointment and jealousy and causes Joan to widen her eyes in shock and embarrassment. She had not thought that Seto would be so involved in acting that small dumb play so well.
"Good pil. . . pil. . ." Joan tried to pronoun with a lot of difficulty, one reason because her English is poor, second because of the way Seto's looking at her, third because Seto's holding onto her hand. Seto rolled his eyes as he prompted Joan on the word. Joan muttered a thanks and proceeded with the rest of her lines.
'Hmph. . . shouldn't have counted on her much anyway. . . maybe. . . I should play a small trick on her. . .' A small smirk appeared on Seto's face while he slowly prompted Joan throughout her lines. The passion in his eyes increased as he's deeply captivated by the way Joan pouts whenever she encounters a word she doesn't know, and all this is taken note by Yami.
{Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm in holy palmers' kiss}
[You wrong your hand too much to say that it had sinned for it shows a proper mannerly devotion in touching mine in this. Pilgrims touch the hands of saints' statues, and so the proper way for pilgrims, palmers, to show their devotion is hand to hand.]
Joan managed to complete her line with much prompting from Seto who seems irritated to Joan but inside, he's enjoying to the fullest as he could admire his subject of fetish so up close.
{Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?}
{Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.}
{O then, dear saint, let lips do what hand do: They pray, "Grant thou, lest faith turn to despair."}
[Grant thou, i.e. let lips do what hands do, i.e. kiss]
{Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.}
["Saints, whether invisible in heaven, or in the form of statues, do not move physically, although they answer prayers". Juliet is giving Romeo permission to kiss her.]
Seto and Joan managed to go through the next part of the exchange rather smoothly, as there's not much difficult words in them. But the problem is that Joan had not input any emotions into it as she obviously doesn't understand them and the fact that Seto had inched closer to her. She had moved a little back too, trying to stay as far away as possible from Seto.
Clueless about what she had just said, Joan felt relieved to know that their short play would be over when Seto completed his lines. The kissing scene never crossing her mind as the teacher had mentioned that it doesn't have to be acted out. Unknown to her, Seto had a different thought in mind, and the part where every fan of Seto dreaded came with Romeo's last line of this extract.
{Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.}
[Then keep still, while I kiss you.]
A sly smirk appeared on Seto's face as he took a bold step towards Joan, letting go of her hand which Joan is very grateful of. But, her eyes widen as she felt his hands slipped behind her and hold her in place, not giving her any space to move back.
She stared in horror as Seto tilted her head up to face him as she tried to turn away to hide her blush as a result from Seto's closeness. Girls and guys, including the teacher, gasped and were too shock to move because of Seto's sudden action. Passion azure bores into dazed honey. Joan blushed as she felt herself drown into the deep sea of cerulean while Seto inched closer.
Bit by bit, Seto began to lean in, his eyes slowly sliding close as Joan felt her eyes being tempted to close too. The distance between them disappeared as their eyes shut and lips locked. Both their brains were numbed by the sweetness of each other's lips as they slowly tasted them.
Joan's hands wrapped her hands around Seto's neck and pulled him deeper into the kiss as she opened her mouth to let Seto's begging tongue in. Seto in turn wrapped his arms tighter around Joan, blushing as he felt Joan's body pressed against his. He moaned as Joan sucked on his tongue. Both of them unaware of the amount of girls that had fainted due to Seto's act, and the amount of guys whose heart wrenched in pain, including Duke, by the way Joan is reacting.
'dark chocolate. . .' Joan registered Seto's taste in her brain as she sucked on Seto's tongue. 'Wait a second. . . WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!!!!' Her eyes immediately flew open and with all her might, she pushed Seto away from her as she fell to the floor herself.
"Ouch. . ." Joan stood up painfully, hand on her butt as she looked up to with a face redder than the reddest tomato on Earth. She saw Seto with two fingers on his lips while he smirked smugly, certainly satisfied with the make-out session he had with her in front of the whole class.
'Wait. . . the whole class?!! Oh. . . I'm dead meat. . .' She rolled her eyes angrily and groaned inwardly as she peeped at the class with fainted girls and people with their jaws on the floor. She growled as she saw Yami gave her a wink and a thumbs-up. Her head snapped back to Seto again as she heard a snicker from him. She exploded in anger as she felt humiliated and violated by what Seto had done.
"YOU PRICK!!! Who are you to humiliate me in front of so many people? To think you're Seto Kaiba, you went back on your words about not kissing me again!!!!!" Joan screamed at the top of her lungs at Seto. Seto, obviously shocked by Joan's anger, stood there staring at her.
"Again?" Duke gasped and looked more shock after listening to Joan outburst. Joan felt herself become redder - if possible – and ran out of the classroom after muttering something about going to the bathroom, leaving guys and girls and a teacher staring at Seto.
~ Seto's POV, when they were kissing. . . ~
'Vanilla and honey. . . what a weird combination. . .' I thought as I explored Joan's mouth, a moan escaped my mouth when I felt Joan sucking my tongue. I ignored the sobs and sounds of fainting girls as I continued tasting the mouth of my crush cum soon-to-be lover - if she accept me. The scent and taste and warmth of Joan are already driving me crazy, making my thoughts incoherent.
Suddenly, I felt a sharp push and my grip around Joan's waist loosen and I staggered a little back. My eyes flew opened and I saw Joan sitting on the floor. My mind immediately reviewed what had happen in that few seconds, my fingers flew to my lips and traced them as Joan's taste still lingered in my mouth.
My lips uncontrollably turned into a smirk when I saw the blush that had settled on Joan's face. Yeah, I knew that I like Joan, since yesterday when she told me about her date with Duke. I totally lost my mood to work and went home straight.
My attention went back to Joan when I heard her groan, then I saw her peeking the way of the class and turn as well, and seeing Yami gave her a wink and a thumbs-up. My thoughts went wild again.
'What does that mean? Did Yami know something that I don't about Joan? A wink and a thumbs-up. . . does it mean that Joan likes me too?' I snickered at my own silly thought. There's no way Joan likes me back. I turn back at Joan, she's practically fuming! Not a good situation here. . .
"YOU PRICK!!! Who are you to humiliate me in front of so many people? To think you're Seto Kaiba, you went back on your words about not kissing me again!!!!!" My heart shattered.
'Her face. . . it's just pure anger. . . and. . . there's humiliation and violation in her eyes. . . Oh great. . . what did I just do?' My mind went blank. Now I've done it, Joan would never forgive me.
"Again?" I heard my supposed love rival gasped. This is just great. I saw Joan's face turn redder, if possible, and ran out of the room. I stared at the retreating back of Joan as she exited the room and I froze there for a good few minutes before Mr. Takaishi broke the silence.
"That. . . was certainly. . . a good play," He shrugged. "I expect all of you to write me at least an one page essay elaborating on the extract and I expect it to be in by next week." Just as the Mr. Takaishi finishes with his sentence, the school bell indicating lunch rang. The students groaned at their taxing homework and shuffled out of the classroom to the cafeteria.
I sighed as I desperately move out of the room. I look around hopefully for glimpse of Joan but found none. I sighed again. What am I going to do?
~ Joan's POV ~
"Damnitdamnitdamnitdamnit!!!!!!!!!" I screamed in the girls' bathroom while slashing water on my face. I propped myself up with my hands and stared at the wet me in the mirror. "Damn it Kaiba. What are you doing to me?" I whispered to myself.
'He's just making you realize how much you love him.' I heard that obnoxious voice rang in my ear.
"Shut the crap. I'm not falling for him." I said out loud, since there's no one in the bathroom now.
'Stop kidding yourself Joey. You know you do have feeling for him. Then how can you explain why you had enjoyed feasting your eyes on his neck and enjoying the kiss you two ha. . .'
"I said shut up!" I shouted, cupping my hands at my ears, trying to shut the voice up, but in vain of course, the voice's in my head.
'Yeah, yeah. . . continue denying your feeling Joey Wheeler. But let me tell you this: You are falling for Seto Kaiba. No mistakes.'
"Who are you to tell me this? Plus, I'm a guy. A perfectly straight guys who are interested in girls, not guys." I felt a little weird saying this while I'm in a girl's body, but nonetheless, I am a guy.
'Yeah you're a guy. Heard of gay? Well. . . if you insist that you like girls, do you know what's bisexual?'
"I not stupid, you freak. And I'm not bisexual. I don't care what you say, and who are you to lecture me." I scowled at the nagging voice.
'I'm you.'
"Yeah. . . you're me. . . and next you'll be telling me that I was Yami's wife in Ancient Egypt." I snickered at the voice's answer.
'You weren't. But I'm not kidding. But. . . well, you can't say that I'm really you in what sense. . . but the body your using now, it's mine.'
"Huh? What do you mean that it's yours? It's mine!" Things are getting lots more confusing and I do not want to know about this, something weird is going on around here. I heard the voice sigh.
'Close your eyes. I'll explain things to you.' I frowned, close my eyes? 'Trust me, just close them.' I shrugged and closed my eyes. The second I closed it, I felt dizzy, hit the cold, wet floor of the restroom and lost my conscious.
x.X End of Chapter X.x
Moon: *sob sob* I failed another of my physics test!!!! Boo hooooo. . . *Cried into Seto's arms, who is in shock*
Yami Moon: You always fail them. But you scored over 80 for your biology didn't you? *Rolled her eyes*
Joan: Yeah. . . physics the only subject you always fail. And could you please get out off Seto's arm? *vein popped out*
Moon: Alright. . . so, how's this chapter? It seems a little boring and wordy don't you think so? *gets out of Seto while Joan take her place*
Joan: Yeah it really sucks. . . so what's with that eerie voice and me losing my conscious anyway?
Moon: *tears accumulate at Joan's insults* Yami!!!!!!
Yami Moon: *comfort Moon* Don't insult my hikari Joan. That's the plot you know. . . Everything that's gonna happen is gonna be OUCH!!! *got kicked on the shin by Moon*
Moon: I told you not to reveal any secrets!!!!!!! *pouts* But anyway. . . I know this chap isn't up to standard 'cause I'm currently busy with school and that ever-so-irritating writer's block that's gonna hit me soon. Sorry if Seto seems too OOC also. . . I tried. . .
Yami Moon: Everything's gonna turn out fine. . . As long as you stay on track. . . Well, please review and tell us what you expect of Seto and Joan. . . and try guessing what that voice's there for. . . Thanks!