A/N: This rhyme is so insane, but it rhymes and that's what counts! : ) Please review!



Remus said: "I've got to pee!"

James replied: "No wonder, you drank way too much tea!"

Remus said: "I can't hold it any longer!",

James retorted: "You've got to become more stronger!"

Remus hurried over to the bushes and unzipped his pants,

James was trying to catch his attention, waving his hands.

He screamed: "Quick Remus, there comes Dumbledore!"

Remus zipped his pants on too quick and fell on the floor.

The two looked astonished when they saw what Dumbledore did,

The headmaster unzipped his pants too to take a sh*t!