James and his gang were going to the Great Hall to have lunch,

Sirius was acting crazy and threw a punch!

James said: "OUCH!" and was ready to attack his best mate,

When Remus yelled: "Quick, James, act normal, there comes Lily, your date!"

James immediately behaved normal again and gave Lily a kiss,

Just then McGonagall walked in and asked astonished: "What the fuck is this?"

James replied: "This you old hag, is called looooove! It isn't forbidden to kiss your girlfriend, now is it?"

McGonagall screamed furious: "That was very rude, DETENTION, stupid git!"

James began to mow the lawn of the Hogwarts ground,

Then he heard a loud sound.

It was Sirius yelling his name: "James, James you've got to come inside!

James hurried back to the castle, where Snape was prancing around with pride.

Severus was wearing a skirt and a small shirt,

Sirius was laughing his head off and throwing some dirt.

The dirt hit Snape in his face,

Snape advanced on him, but Sirius ran away and sprinted up to Gryffindor tower,

There he decided to take a shower.

Snape waited outside the painting the whole day,

Sirius came out and said: "Shall we make peace, what do you say?"

He and Snape shook hands and the peace was returned, but for how long?

That night Sirius was singing a new song.

The song insulted Snape, the greasy git was now pissed off and gave Sirius a kick,

It seems like there isn't a normal day in the world of magic!
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