A/N: I know this isn't about Harry Potter, but I still wanted to place it. For this rhyme I had a partner in crime (hey that rhymed! :P) His name is William, he's a wonderful writer and a very nice guy : )

Once upon a time in England there was a mongoose named Ed

He talked all day about his shed

Ed complained to his wife about the shed's colour

He wished its pink coat was fuller

So he decided to add a few pink roses to the wall

He used super-glue, so they wouldn't fall

After that he went to the kitchen to make a bananacake

It took almost six hours to bake

Once the cake was ready he ate is all by himself

Not sharing with his best friend, Tim the elf

Tim was very upset and cried

Serves him right, he always lied

Ed was very pleased and went to Kent

And lived the rest of his life in a tent.

*******The End*******