A/N: I haven't updated this story for quite a while. But after drinking too much fruitjuice I simply had too :D
Hagrid shuffled towards Hogwarts, producing lots of farts.
Harry smelled them and ran away,
"Argh, this smell ruins my day!"
Sirius and Remus stopped Harry and ordered him to follow them to the Great Hall,
But Harry didn't want to and said "I have to make a call!"
Sirius shook his head and dragged Harry along,
In the meantime, Remus started to sing a song.
"Hagrid, Hagrid, that smelly big man,
he can fart like no one can!"
They arrived in the Great Hall where everyone stood up and threw dungbombs at Harry.
Harry ran upstairs and hugged his teddy bear Larry.
"I have to get back at those evil gits! But first I'm going to put on my socks"
Then he decided to watch his favourite movie starring Michael J Focks (Fox).
After that he got back at his classmates, he threw water at them and they were all wet,
Harry was happy and finally went to bed.
A/N: Alright, very random and silly, but it was fun writing it. Please review :P