P This is common tongue P

Chapter thirty three

"Hermione, darling, where are you staying tonight?" asked Liz a few hours later

"At Harry's godfather's house" replied Hermione smartly

"And where might that be?" asked Phillip

"Umm...I think it is near to Soho, but I'm not certain" said Hermione

"Near to Soho...good god are you sure that is safe? You had better spend the night here, the roads are so dangerous this late at night" said Liz

"Sirius will be worried about us if we do not return" said Harry

"We can telephone him" said Liz, "but I insist on your staying the night here"

"I'll see if I can get hold of his mobile phone" said Hermione

"You won't be able to, Snuffles trod on it" said Harry

"Oh, yes..." said Hermione, as much as she felt all of the present company would prefer to stay in this palace that return to Grimwald place...it was risky and Dumbledore would kill them, but there was no way to escape from Liz when she had her mind set on something "That could cause a few problems couldn't it"

"It wasn't Siri's fault snuffles liked chewing his phone" said Harry

"He could still use a lesson in common sense...in fact I think most purebloods would benefit from it" said Hermione, before realising that the entire royal family was starring at her in a bemused fashion.

"What might purebloods be?"

Once again it was Harry to the rescue

"A pureblood is an aristocrat whose parents refused to interact with people they believed to be inferior to them"

Hermione was starting to wonder how she would have survived this dinner party without Harry.

"That makes sense..." said Liz, "It is amazing how short sighted people can be...Ah, Debbie, could you be so kind as to show Miss Hermione and her guests to some rooms they will be staying the night," the last part of this speech was directed towards the woman who had appeared in the doorway

"Yes ma'm" she bobbed a curtsy a led them to rooms

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The next morning Legolas was awakened at five o'clock, he had after a very long struggle managed to open the window wide enough to creep out of so that he could spend the night in the arms of one of the trees that filled the garden, he was woken by a guard, who had summoned him (not magically) down the tree

"What cha doing there?"

"I was sleeping until a few moments ago"

"What cha sleeping up there for?"

"I am a guest of the mistress of this place, Liz?"

"What cha mean your stayin in her house an ya don't know her title?"

"I believe that this is correct, may I return to my rest?"

"are ya jokin?"

"No...if I am not allowed to rest then I will return to the chamber that was assigned to myself and my friends within the building...good morrow"

With this Legolas started to walk back towards the palace

"Now stop right there Mister, I have a gun and I am not afraid to use it" said a voice from behind him

Legolas turned around, he was slightly curious

"What pray is a gun?"

The man look stunned

"It's a weapon that will hurt you"

Legolas raised an eyebrow

"Where I come from it is not considered polite to harm a guest"

"I won't be harming you, just taking you to a nice secure prison"

"Thank you for the offer, but I would prefer not to, I don't like enclose spaces"

With this Legolas walked over to the wall and climbed up to his window and slipped in, looking out at the person below he saw him talking into a black box.

Legolas listened carefully to what the man was saying

"Alert, intruder has entered the palace..."

Legolas turned away from the window, and found a comfortable position on the floor facing the door and went back to sleep, this sleep lasted a mere two minutes, as the door crashed open and four men armed with 'guns'.

Aragorn and Boromir jumped from their beds and drew their weapons

P Legolas, what has happened? P asked Aragorn

P I do not know, but I think we may be in trouble, sheath your weapons P

P elven rest for those who should not have seen? P

P there is not enough time, ai we have no one here to help us P

Legolas looked up at the people standing in the door way, they seemed to be slightly confused

"Who the heck are you?" asked one of the men

"We are guests in this house," said Boromir, "were I at home I would not think it a polite awakening to have men such as yourselves intruding so..."

"Well, we are sorry but this man," the person pointed at Legolas, "was found wandering in the grounds"

"It is the custom of my people to sleep under the stars in the trees" said Legolas, "I can not sleep soundly enclosed by walls"

The man frowned slightly but seemed to accept this explanation

"Sorry for intruding on your sleeping, we will leave"

The door closed

P They have not left the corridor outside our room P said Legolas

P that will put an end to any hope of weapons practise P said Boromir rolling his eyes

P I am still glad that we will be returning soon to our home P said Aragorn

Legolas suddenly felt a feeling as though there was a lesser part of a dark lord near to them

P I think that Harry has had another vision P he said

P is he awake P

Legolas listened for a moment, then nodded

P then let us go and talk to him P

They walked out into the corridor and were met by the four men who had threatened then moments earlier

"Where dya think ya goin?"

"To talk to our friend Harry" said Boromir

"Why day a wanta to tha?"

"He has had a bad nightmare" said Legolas

"How dya know tha?"

"Because I sent them a text" said Harry's voice from down the hall, he was fully dressed as he had been the night before, "I don't suppose you could show us to a sitting room or something, none of us will be sleeping again"

The leader of the men with 'guns' looked a little surprised but led them to a small sitting room, once the door was closed Harry looked at them questioningly, Boromir slipped his language ring off his finger and passed it to Harry, who slipped it on

"Good thinking" he said, P How did you know that I had had a vision? P

P Legolas P Said Aragorn as though it explained everything

P right...I wish Voldermort would stop the whole lets torture muggles all night thing...what happened to you? P

P Legolas opened the window to sleep in a nearby tree... P

Harry groaned as he evidently realised what had happened

P Legolas, what would you do if there was strange person in your palace? P

P they would probably be brought before my father...ah I see my misjudgement in this matter, I am sorry, Harry P

They settled down to wait for the others to wake up, talking of random things

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