Disclaimer: I don't own Anderson, Alucard, or any other references to Hellsing.
Okay, this is my first fanfic. I had fun with this. Everyone is out of character and I know that. You have to read this fanfic in a stupid voice or it won't be funny. Anderson/ Mr. Anderson is the main character. Although Alucard was going to be the main character I had a great idea of my vice-principal being the main character. So I ran with it. If he ever reads this he'll kill me. Enjoy!
Anderson went to the Hellsing Headquarters. He walked up to Alucard and said,
"I want to fight you now." Alucard was learning about Integers. So Alucard said,
"No, I can't fight. I'm learning about Integers." Anderson looked at him for a second and then asked why. Alucard sighed and said,
"Integra is forcing me too." Anderson thought for a moment and then asked,
"Can you teach me?" Alucard was shocked my his enemy's reply,
"It's not that hard; when your subtracting it's like adding. So if the problem is 5 – (-6). The answer is –11. Adding is the opposite. So, 5 (-6) equals –1. If you are multiplying a positive times a positive is positive, I negative times a negative is positive; a negative times a positive is negative; a positive times a negative is negative. Oh and I almost forget, an Integer is a whole number that is either positive or negative. Do you understand Anderson?" Anderson thought for a second and then said, " Yes, I think I'll leave now." Anderson left and Alucard went back to work.
Happy with his new hound ability to add, subtract, multiple, and divide integers, Anderson walked back to where every he lives. Anderson saw the Vatican.
The Vatican asked,
"Did you take care of Alucard?" Anderson thought for a moment. He didn't do the thing the was supposed to; which of course was kill Alucard,
"I couldn't kill him, at least not that time." Anderson lied. The truth was Anderson was gay. All he wanted was for Alucard to hold him in has arms and never let go. Though, the Vatican could never understand. The Vatican sighed, " Well, go back tomorrow and finish the job." Anderson agreed and started skipping happily. He would get to see his one true love, Alucard. Then figure out a way not to kill him. Anderson, now even happier then before went to his room. He got out his picture of Alucard from under his bed. The picture frame was pink with red hearts. Anderson kissed it and fell asleep.
Okay, my vice principal isn't in it yet but he will be. I'm not sure if I'm should make Alucard gay but I probably won't. I think the next chapter is going to be about Newton's Three Laws of Motion. But you never know. By the way, this chapter was going to be on. But the first chapter was too short. Please review this. IF you forget anything in your review remember you can always e-mail me at .