Disclaimer: As much as you all love reading disclaimers every chapter, unless I can think of a funny one, this will be the only disclaimer! Okay, as much as I wish I could own Harry Potter, I don't. Though, I would really like to own someone else....

A/N: Bray and Lily, and Dan, Drew, Remus, Sirius, and James (if they all show up) are not mine. But, I do own Jay! She is mine, I do love writing her, so please, don't take her!

The Journal of Jaessa Aisling Starsley
(Insane Vampiress and Witch)
Chapter 1: Trouble, trouble, trouble

August 20

3:36 pm

Yes, well, I'd like to say that there is a whole philosophical reason for me starting this journal. Like that I go to a shrink and am being forced to write and what not...but, that would be lying, and, really, there isn't a reason. Nope, I'm only writing because I love to write and I wanted to write. Strange, ne?

Anyway, I guess maybe I should introduce myself, in case I go insane and forget everything about myself and need to remember. I'm Jaessa Aisling Starsley, and I'm half vampire. I'm adopted too. Oh, and I have a twin, but she's not my biological twin. We were adopted together and just happen to have the same birthday. Yeah...freaky!

Oh, well, I'd love to stay and write, and write, and write, and write some more, but me mum is yelling at me again for something that most likely isn't my fault...

Jay

August 23

1:25 pm

Sorry 'bout not writing. Mum took you away because I supposedly didn't finish the laundry. Which I had, and it was in her room, but no, she didn't think to look there and took you away, and then when she saw the laundry had been done, she couldn't remember where she put you. How pathetic is that?

Anyway, I think I may still be in trouble. We got our Hogwarts letters today, me and Bray. Now, Mum and Dad may not like Hogwarts, but, they still want us to do great for some strange, demented reason. Anyway, it seems that Dumbledore has revoked me and Bray's prefect status. Which is what I asked for, but Mum and Dad got real mad.

Also, neither one of us got Head Girl. So Mum and Dad said that they aren't buying us anything new, because we 'didn't try hard enough.' Who cares about getting Head Girl anyway? I didn't want it, just like I didn't want to be a prefect anymore.

And now Mum and Dad are yelling at me and Bray that this is all our fault because we're half vampire. Yeah, I tuned them out and 'accio'ed you here to write instead. I really don't care what they're yelling....

5 minutes later

Bray had to tell me to stop writing. Mum and Dad finally noticed that I hadn't been paying attention. Yeah, they just yelled some more, same as usual. Think they'd be more creative after 16 years of yelling didn't work, huh? Anyway, about the whole half vampire thing. So Mum and Dad think that one of us could have gotten Head Girl if we weren't half vamp. So, they blame it on us. Bray was yelling back at them, saying, "It's not our fault we're half vampire!"

Mum and Dad got real upset at that and basically said it was our faults that we were chosen to be transformed. So I jumped in and yelled saying that how could we have chosen to be blood-letters if we hadn't even reached the age of one? Personally, I just think that they're really afraid we'll go crazy on them. They're muggles, so they understand us less than even our own kind (witches and wizards) do.

Bray's getting ready to drag me up the stairs. Something about being grounded.

Jay, we're being grounded because we're right.

Sorry, that was Bray.

Anyways, I should go. Besides, I need to send a note to Lily...

Jay

August 24

9:56 am

Just got my note back from Lily. Seems she's in trouble too. Her brothers (she's got three, they're quadruplets) all got special notices in their letters, but she just got an ordinary Hogwarts seventh year letter, so she's in trouble for that.

Oh, did I explain who Lily is?

No Jay, you didn't.

Bray? How come your handwriting is showing up? Where are you?!

We linked our journals together, remember?

Oh yeah, I forgot. Anyway, Lily is one of my best friends, who happened to get in trouble a lot for no apparent reason. She's the daughter of Ginny and Harry Potter. Boy, I feel sorry for her sometimes. But, she has a band. She mentioned something about that...what was it now?

AHH! Dumbledore said no more band practices! That means no more listening in. Hmm, maybe we can make arrangements to practice in the Room of Requirement. Or one of the many secret halls that aren't on the Marauders Map...

Jay

A/N: This, as you may or may not know, is a companion piece to 'The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter.' So, while some stuff may seem similar, it may also be taken in it's own direction.

Oh, and maybe could you review? I'd like to know what you think. Thanks!