Amanda dragon- Thanks for your review Lexial147. She knows who she is. Some of this chapter was inspired by her!! Bob- WOOO!! Please R & R (I don't own the Nintendo characters or places)

Chapter 2- Annoying Navi

Amy turned around to see a huge monster looming down on her. She glanced at Link. He hadn't noticed a thing. She did the bravest thing possible- hide like a wuss behind Owen. "Hey Amy!" he shouted, noticing the cringing zora hiding behind him. "You better get off or I'll..." he began but started whimpering at the sight of the huge snake in front of him. "Ah...I see..." Owen said, backing away from Link who still hadn't noticed the monstrosity behind him.

"Guys we better get going!" Link shouted. Then he realised that no one was standing next to him. "Stop fooling around." He said, turning around to see the huge snake hissing at him. Amy and Owen crept up next to him. "That's where you were! Now, we need to attack this thing. Amy you go to the left and...huh?" Link started, but noticed that Amy and Owen were gone with the wind. "Thanks for the help." he muttered.

A small, white, glowing thing flew out of his green tunic. "Stop fooling around! Follow me!" it said in a high, squeaky voice.

"I am not fooling around! Whenever you say 'follow me' you are following me so I just end up running around in a circle! I don't need you!" Link shouted at the thing, which was now circling Link's head like an annoying fly. Link swatted it away.

"Hey!" it complained.

Amy walked up behind Link again. "If you don't want that annoying fairy thing, can I have it?" she asked politely.

"How dare you say I am an annoying fairy thing! That's insulting!! I am the great, almighty Navi!!!" it roared.

"But you're still going in my autograph book of wisdom." Amy said quickly.

"Huh?" it said before being crushed into a tiny autograph book.

"If you won't sign it with spit, Navi will be your signature." She stated before stuffing the book into her bag.

Link looked as if he was about to cry. Then he got down on his knees and started praising Amy. "Thank you so much! She has been bothering me for years! I can never thank you enough!" he said happily.

Owen was completely unaware of the strange events which had just happened because he was too busy throwing grains of sand at...uh...grains of sand. He then looked up and saw Link praising Amy. He was confused. If Link is over there with Amy and no snake then Owen was over here with...a snake! He screamed like a 2 year old and started throwing grains of sand at it. The snake edged closer.

Link noticed the trouble that Owen was in and called Amy to help with the situation.

"Ok...no...wait. I can't be bothered! You go on ahead!" Amy yelled.

"Huh?" Link looked around and saw Amy sitting on a deckchair with popcorn. "Where did you..." he began but was interrupted by the snake which had flung itself onto Link. It opened its mouth wide and prepared to bite down on Link's unprotected head.

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