Amanda dragon- I am getting reviews!!! I feel loved!!
Bob- This story is pretty naff...
Amanda dragon- You shall not discourage me!! Please R & R!! (I don't own the Nintendo characters or places)
Chapter 3- Avenging the Autograph Book
The snake was about to bite down on Link. There were strange noises coming from Amy's bag. Navi suddenly ripped up the bag and its contents. It flew towards the snake in a red light. Surprisingly, the snake vanished into thin air and Navi shot towards Amy. Link backed away. "HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE MOI!! YOU, ZORA GIRL SHALL SUFFER!!!!!!" it roared (I refer to Navi as it although it is a girl, well, I think it is). Navi charged into Amy's face and Amy swatted it away. "AHH!!" it cried as it crashed into the sand. Owen immediately buried it.
"What was that for!?" Amy asked in confusion.
"Dunno." Owen replied.
"But I wanted it for my autograph book!"
"Tough."
"By the way, your autograph book has been ripped into shreds by my little fairy friend." Link said.
"Don't say anymore!! My autograph book was a close friend of mine (sniff)! I SHALL AVENGE YOU!! TOTAL ANHILILATION!!!" Amy screamed, jumping on the pile of sand calling Navi every name she knew. Link and Owen were gone with the wind.
After calming down, Amy looked the deep hole where Navi once was. She noticed that the others were nowhere in sight. "Guys!" she shouted but got no reply. "Owen I have got candy..." she yelled. Owen darted out and started kissing her feet.
"Oh glorious one! Give me candy!" he said.
"As if." Amy replied. Owen burst into tears. Link came into view.
"AMY!! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!" He yelled. Amy slowly turned around. Navi was hovering behind her. Navi screeched, summoned all of its strength and charged into Amy, letting out a piercing cry. Navi only bounced off her, crash landed in the sand and (surprise, surprise) was buried by Owen.
"Sayonara, Navi, the evil scary thing with wings who killed my autograph book and my schoolbag." Amy said looking down at the lump of sand which was Navi. "Owen." She said turning to the goron who was now trying to eat his feet. "Thee may crush with thy ass."
"Huh?" He replied.
"Sit on Navi!"
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"Why did you say so?"
"Because why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"SHUT UP!! For goodness sake just walk with me to the exit so we can get out of here!!" Link snarled. Owen and Amy were silenced. "Good." Link said. "Follow me." Link began to walk and Amy and Owen followed.
Amanda dragon- I can't belive I thought up that! WOOOO!!!
Bob- That was naff.
Amanda dragon- (scowls at Bob)