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(Do I own FFTA? No... Square Enix does. Those... dirty... sluts...) (No offense)

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My B-DAY!!!

OH, HELLS-YEAH!!!!!

BAM BITCH!!!!

(I'm writing this on my b-day... but you probably won't read it until a little later...)

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"... and the whistle blows"

by chero666

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(Marshall's POV)

Goddamn she's fast... I almost got nicked by one of her thrusts. I must say, she's severely impressive... too bad she's trying to kick my ass. I jump over a table, trying to use it as a gap between us, and faced her.

Marshall: "Maybe we can talk about this!!"

Lita: "How about we talk about what I can do when I get my hands on you!!"

Marshall: "Ummmm... how about something a bit more pleasent?"

Lita: "I dunno, right now it's one of my favorite subjects to think about."

Marshall: "Damn, you're a sadistic bitch."

Ok... don't call the person who is trying to kill you a "bitch." I'm gonna write this one down so I can remember for later uses... if there is a later.

She immediately flipped the table in my direction and I was face to face with the top of it until it was suddenly split in half. The two pieces fell to the side and I saw the Viera standing there, holding her Rapier in a slash position.

Lita: "... gotcha..."

I wondered what she meant until I felt a slight stinging sensation on my forehead. I felt something wet, so I lifted my hand to it and brought it down... she got me... I'm bleeding...

Marshall: "...Ho... ly... Shit..."

Lita: "... maybe I am a little sadistic"

I kinda didn't like the way that she, so far, has been saying everything with a serious look on her face... not one to smile now, is she?

Marshall: ^^;; "Eh-heh..."

I ran for it again. There were no tables this time, all of them were broken, so I jumped out of the nearest window and started my way down the street.

Marshall: "Oh please, Lord, if you really, truely love me, you'll save me right now!!"

**NIGHTHAWK**

The last thing I saw before I hit the ground was a bird-shaped gathering of wind hit the ground behind me, causing me to fly forward and hit the dirt.

Ok... God has it in for me, too... goody.

I look up and see that Viera standing above me, about reay to finish me of... she must love her hair... too bad I brought something with me...

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(Lita's POV)

Well, he gave me a run for my money... all of my money... ok, I'm back to being mad. I raise me Last Letter up...

Lita: "Let's see how you like it when someone ruins your hair."

I swing down...

CLANG!!

Lita: "What the-!"

In my way was a knife... he blocked my swing with a knife...

Marshall: "Surprised?"

Lita: "... a little..."

...a lot. I jump back so he can rise back to his feet.

Marshall: (sighs) "Do you really wanna fight me?"

Lita: "Yes..."

Marshall: "Ok... I guess... too bad, really... you're kinda cute with red in your hair."

Did he just said I was cute?

Lita: "Well, aren't you the charmer... be glad that I don't wanna kill you anymore."

Marshall: "That's a relief..."

Lita: "Now, I just wanna hurt you."

Marshall: "... okey-dokey." -.-

A loud whistle blows and a Judge appears out of nowhere... an Engagement.

Lita: "Well, it's legal now."

Marshall: "... dammit..."

Lita: "What's wrong, I thought you'd enjoy a bit of a fight."

Marshall: "Nah, out of all honesty, I was gonna wait til you were tired and then run for it."

Lita: "..."

What a wuss... putting on the straightest face that I could, I took a stance... and it started.

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Donar: "I wonder if Marshall found her yet?"

Kena: "Stop wondering and help me!"

Donar: "Oh, sorry!"

Donar and Kena finally were able to break up the fight between their fellow clan-members... but not without casualties. Kena was tending arrow wounds on both of the girls and one on herself.

Tori: "Sorry Tori, about that one."

Kena: "That's ok, I'm still better off than the two of you."

Cystal: "I think I got a splinter in my ass."

Donar: "Whoa, you're on your own there, girlfriend."

All three Vieras perked their heads up and looked at the Moogle.

Cystal: "What'd you say?"

Donar: "Hmm?"

Kena: "When did you start talking like that?"

Donar: "I dunno... I hardly noticed it until you said something. Marshall must of rubbed on me off a little."

Tori: "Huh, he does kinda have that type of personality, now that I think about it."

Donar: "Yeah, in prison he spoke his mind a lot... a little too much though..."

Kena: "How many fight did he get into?"

Donar: "I lost count after I hit the double-digits."

Cystal: "Heh, not the sharpest knife on the Tonberry clan."

Donar: "No, he's actually pretty smart... but a little loud. But, to be honest, all those fights were to protect me."

Tori: "Aww... that's so sweet of him, protecting our little guy like that."

Kena: "You got in trouble."

Donar: "No, I just got picked on a lot."

Kena: "Hmm... I guess he likes you. He must've took a shine to you."

Donar: "Yeah, I learned a lot of things while in jail, too, cause of him."

Cystal: "Like what?"

Donar: "Don't eat the food unless desperate..."

All three nodded their heads.

Donar: "... and never talk to Babblin' Jim."

All three: O.o;;;;;

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Out of all brutal honesty... I was gonna type more, but I really wanted to get this in before the end of my Birthday. This is just half a chapter in my perspectives... next is part 2, where Lita and Marshall are gonna Duel. I would've said "Engaged," but that wouldn't sound right.

BTW------ I'm now 18 yrs old!!! ^^

DAMN SKIPPY!

BAM BITCH!!

-HEP