Amanda dragon- Thank you for your reviews Summer Maxwell and Lexial147!!!!
Bob- I am surprised you even got any....
Amanda dragon- SHUT UP!! Onward to the next chapter!! (I don't own the Nintendo characters or places, if I did, I would be in a mansion)
Chapter 4- Navi's Final Stand
Link continued to make Amy and Owen follow him until Amy fell onto the ground and started gasping. Link just sighed and said "I knew you shouldn't have left the water!"
"But the zoras in the game just stood there for all eternity!" Owen said, ignoring the suffocating Amy.
"What game!?"
"Uh....."
"Yes?"
"Hmm...."
"And the answer is?"
"Hmm...Ah!"
"What!?"
"I didn't know you wore tights!"
"Have you got a problem with that?"
"Yes...It's not right for boys to wear tights, not right at all..."
"PEOPLE!! I AM SUFFOCATING!!" Amy shouted. Owen handed her a glove. "HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP ME!!? I AM MELTING!!" she screamed.
"Very nice." Link said, dismissing her with a wave of his hand. "Where were we Owen?" He asked, turning to Owen who was now trying to eat the sand.
"Air..." Amy gasped.
"Can it!!" Owen screeched.
"Air?"
"NOO!!"
"Amy shut up!" Link yelled. "Now Link, why do you wear tights?"
"They make me feel whole."
"OK?"
"And without them, I'd be lost."
"Why?" Owen asked, feeling scared.
"Because I..." Link started until (surprise, surprise again) Navi flew over. It glared at Amy who was winging on the sand. It flew over, but then was grabbed by Owen who stuffed Navi into his mouth and started chewing.
"It could do with some sugar though..." Owen muttered.
"Ewww...that's disgusting! Where are your table manners!!?" Link shouted. Soon there was a loud rumbling coming from Owen's belly. Navi charged out of Owen's mouth. It went mad, circled everyone and began charging into them. Although it was too weak to do any physical damage, it was annoying, like a mosquito that should be slapped away, which is exactly what Owen did. Navi buzzed in front of his face and he clapped his hands. Navi crashed into the sand.
"Amy? Are you dead yet?" Link asked.
"No." Amy replied.
"Aww..." Link looked at Owen and then turned back to Amy who was now playing in an oasis right next to him. "Where did that come from!?" he asked.
"You were standing right next to it! Now I won't dry out for a long, long time! By the way, you've been sunburnt!" Amy said. Link looked at his arm, which was now bright red. He was just about to say something until Navi flew out of the sand (again and for the last time I assure you! I think this has gone far enough).
"You will be wiped out!!" it yelled at no one in particular. Its eyes met Link. "YOU!!" it roared. "YOU SHALL SUFFER!!" Navi turned green and started casting a spell. Suddenly, Link's tights turned green.
"NO!! MY TIGHTS!!" Link screamed in horror as his tights started to mutate.
Amanda dragon- I am sort of thinking this Navi business is getting repetitive. I shall replace her next chapter for Gannondorf or something better.
Bob- (Is gagged and tied up)...
Amanda dragon- Good! Please R & R!!