Amanda dragon- WOOOOOOO!!
Bob- (Still gagged and tied up)...
Amanda dragon- Onward to the next chapter!!! (I am not Shigeru Miyamato (if that's how you spell it). If I was, I wouldn't be writing this)
Chapter five- Gannondorf's 'Manly Make Up'
Link's tights were mutating. Navi's evil laughter sounded like somebody strangling a cat. Link knew he had to take his tights off. He had to but he couldn't. They were is hopes and dreams.
Owen saw that Link was refusing to take his tights off. He thought about this. Link and mutated monster for tights didn't mix. He slowly ran up to Link and ripped his tights off.
"NOOOO!!" Link cried. "My past! My future! Ruined..." Owen threw the tights into the distance before they turned into a monster.
"They didn't suit you..." Amy begun but was cut off by Link jumping on her like a savage and trying to destroy her.
"My plan has failed...I must go to drastic measures..." Navi muttered to herself.
A small figure appeared in the sky. They all stopped what they were doing and looked. They tights were flying at a high speed towards them. They were getting bigger by the minute. When they landed in front of them, they were at least 3 stories tall and had a human resemblance, except it was green.
"It's the jolly, green giant!" Amy shouted.
"My tights!!" Link screeched.
The giant looked down at Navi. It bent down and picked up the small annoying fairy. "HEY!!!!" Navi complained. The 'jolly, green giant' walked off into the distance with Navi.
"Good riddance." Amy said, happy because there was no more Navi. She turned to Link who was whimpering about his tights. She looked at Owen, who hadn't noticed a thing, who was on a blanket under a huge umbrella which had appeared from nowhere in particular.
Then another shape appeared in the sky. This one was much smaller. It came closer and Link and Amy could see a huge, long sword. They jumped into the oasis for safety, leaving Owen under his umbrella. Link carefully stuck his head out pf the water and gasped. A tall man with a green tan, black armour and red hair had spotted them. He knelt down and grabbed Amy and Link and threw them on the desert sand. Amy looked at him. She had seen him from somewhere. She slowly got to her feet and stared at the man.
"You look like the jolly, green giant." She said.
"WHAT!!" he yelled. A huge gust of wind came from nowhere and blew Owen's umbrella away.
Owen slowly got up and saw a green man. He got a shock. "GREEN ALIEN!!!" he cried and ran around in circles.
"IT'S MY MANLY MAKE UP!!!" he yelled at Owen.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Amy screamed and started running around in circles with Owen.
"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE DRESS BOY!!! HOW DARE THEY INSULT MY WONDERFUL MANLY MAKE UP AND THE FUTURE KING OF HYRULE!!!!!!" he yelled.
"Well Gannondork, I am wearing a tunic, not a dress! Your make up looks gay so they have every right to insult it!" Link snarled.
"SHUT IT DRESS BOY!!" Gannondorf screamed.
"IT'S A TUNIC!!!" Link yelled
"DRESS!!"
"TUNIC!!"
"DRESS!"
"TUNIC!!"
"LADIES!" Amy shouted.
"How dare you call me a lady! Especially with my manly make up on!" Gannondorf shouted.
"I am not a lady! Plus, I do NOT wear a dress. It's a tunic." Link said.
"Still looks like a dress to me..." Gannondorf muttered.
"What did you say!?" Link screeched.
"Nothing."
"Good!"
"EARTH IS BEING INVADED BY GREEN ALIENS!!" Owen cried, still running around in circles around Gannondorf. Gannondorf then slapped Owen away and resumed his argument with Link.
"DRESS!!"
"TUNIC!!"
"DRESS!"
"TUNIC!!"
Etcetera
Amanda dragon- That was strange... I was going to make Link's tights eat him but then I saw an advert of the jolly, green giant's tin of peas (which I don't own). I couldn't resist. Please R & R!!!
Bob- (Still gagged and tied up)...
Amanda dragon- Onward to the next chapter!!! (I am not Shigeru Miyamato (if that's how you spell it). If I was, I wouldn't be writing this)
Chapter five- Gannondorf's 'Manly Make Up'
Link's tights were mutating. Navi's evil laughter sounded like somebody strangling a cat. Link knew he had to take his tights off. He had to but he couldn't. They were is hopes and dreams.
Owen saw that Link was refusing to take his tights off. He thought about this. Link and mutated monster for tights didn't mix. He slowly ran up to Link and ripped his tights off.
"NOOOO!!" Link cried. "My past! My future! Ruined..." Owen threw the tights into the distance before they turned into a monster.
"They didn't suit you..." Amy begun but was cut off by Link jumping on her like a savage and trying to destroy her.
"My plan has failed...I must go to drastic measures..." Navi muttered to herself.
A small figure appeared in the sky. They all stopped what they were doing and looked. They tights were flying at a high speed towards them. They were getting bigger by the minute. When they landed in front of them, they were at least 3 stories tall and had a human resemblance, except it was green.
"It's the jolly, green giant!" Amy shouted.
"My tights!!" Link screeched.
The giant looked down at Navi. It bent down and picked up the small annoying fairy. "HEY!!!!" Navi complained. The 'jolly, green giant' walked off into the distance with Navi.
"Good riddance." Amy said, happy because there was no more Navi. She turned to Link who was whimpering about his tights. She looked at Owen, who hadn't noticed a thing, who was on a blanket under a huge umbrella which had appeared from nowhere in particular.
Then another shape appeared in the sky. This one was much smaller. It came closer and Link and Amy could see a huge, long sword. They jumped into the oasis for safety, leaving Owen under his umbrella. Link carefully stuck his head out pf the water and gasped. A tall man with a green tan, black armour and red hair had spotted them. He knelt down and grabbed Amy and Link and threw them on the desert sand. Amy looked at him. She had seen him from somewhere. She slowly got to her feet and stared at the man.
"You look like the jolly, green giant." She said.
"WHAT!!" he yelled. A huge gust of wind came from nowhere and blew Owen's umbrella away.
Owen slowly got up and saw a green man. He got a shock. "GREEN ALIEN!!!" he cried and ran around in circles.
"IT'S MY MANLY MAKE UP!!!" he yelled at Owen.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Amy screamed and started running around in circles with Owen.
"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE DRESS BOY!!! HOW DARE THEY INSULT MY WONDERFUL MANLY MAKE UP AND THE FUTURE KING OF HYRULE!!!!!!" he yelled.
"Well Gannondork, I am wearing a tunic, not a dress! Your make up looks gay so they have every right to insult it!" Link snarled.
"SHUT IT DRESS BOY!!" Gannondorf screamed.
"IT'S A TUNIC!!!" Link yelled
"DRESS!!"
"TUNIC!!"
"DRESS!"
"TUNIC!!"
"LADIES!" Amy shouted.
"How dare you call me a lady! Especially with my manly make up on!" Gannondorf shouted.
"I am not a lady! Plus, I do NOT wear a dress. It's a tunic." Link said.
"Still looks like a dress to me..." Gannondorf muttered.
"What did you say!?" Link screeched.
"Nothing."
"Good!"
"EARTH IS BEING INVADED BY GREEN ALIENS!!" Owen cried, still running around in circles around Gannondorf. Gannondorf then slapped Owen away and resumed his argument with Link.
"DRESS!!"
"TUNIC!!"
"DRESS!"
"TUNIC!!"
Etcetera
Amanda dragon- That was strange... I was going to make Link's tights eat him but then I saw an advert of the jolly, green giant's tin of peas (which I don't own). I couldn't resist. Please R & R!!!