Amanda dragon- I am getting reviews!! I am sorry this took a long time because my parents wouldn't let me on the computer. I'll give everyone an invisible chufty badge!! As soon as you read this that invisible made up thing will be on your clothes!!! I am also sorry if I spell Amy into Amanda. They are both similar to me. (You all should know that Nintendo owns the characters and places.)

Chapter 6- Another Stupid Argument

"Dress!!" Gannondorf yelled.

"Tunic!!" Link screamed.

"Dress!!"

"Tunic!!"

"Dress!!"

"Tunic!!"

"Dress!!"

"Tunic!!"

"Dress!!"

"Tunic!!"

"Shut up ladies!!" Amy yelled getting tired of this stupid, pointless argument repeating itself.

"How dare you call me a lady!! Especially with my..." Gannondorf began but was interrupted by Amy trying to rip his head off.

"I am not a lady..." Link started but was also interrupted by Amy who gave him an icy glare while she had a brilliant attempt at decapitating Gannondorf's head with a stick.

"Um...people?" Link said, trying to get their attention. It failed.

"PEOPLE!" he shouted. No one noticed his presence in the desert.

"I EAT DOG SH...sh...sh?" Link roared. He won attention but also a lot of awkward looks. "Hehehe..." he muttered and turned red while everyone resumed their argument and Owen walked off.

"How dare you make everything repeat itself and be random!!! I shall rip you apart with my bare hands and scatter you to the four winds!!" Amy screamed but everyone was gone with the wind. She then found them all walking quickly to the forest which no one had seemed to notice before. "Wait for me!" She yelled at them. She easily caught up to them as they were standing still, refusing to go into the forest. "Last one in is a girl's blouse!" Amy yelled.

"That brave person..." Link muttered. Then Amy ran back.

"I am not going in there!!! I won't be coming with you if you set foot into that forest." Owen said.

"I think we know what that will be..." Gannondorf muttered.

"First before we decide I strongly think that we should evict someone like the dork standing next to me with the ghastly green make up." Link said.

"IT'S NOT GREEN!! IT'S MY WONDERFUL TAN!!" Gannondorrf screamed.

"I want to evict myself because I want to go home." Amy said.

"EVICT SOMEONE ELSE LIKE THE GREEN ALIEN STANDING NEXT TO ME!!" Link roared.

"Fine. I'll evict it." Amy scowled.

"YOU DARE CALL ME IT!! I AM A HE NOT AN IT!!" Gannondorf shouted.

"Can I get a say in this?" Owen asked.

"NO!" They all screamed.

"I LIKE BUSUMS!!" Amy yelled trying to attract attention. Everyone stared at her. "Good good. Now we should all go into the forest of dreams." She said gazing up at the tall, black, gloomy trees standing above her.

"What about the eviction!" Link snapped.

"We'll come back to that in the forest." Amy replied.

"I am not going in! I am staying right here!" Owen yelled.

"Well it's your funeral." Gannondorf muttered. They began to walk into the forest.

"You can't leave me!! I am a great contribute to the team!! I do all the fighting, cleaning and talking!! Without me you will never survive!!" He screamed. They walked into the forest. "Fine I'll come." He mumbled.

Amanda dragon- How freakish was that! That is the way my mind works people. I have absolutely got no ideas for the next chapter so if you even want to review this then please could you add in a few ideas for this (like a donkey in a bikini or Gannondorf in a tutu or something less insane then them!)???!