Amanda dragon- I promise to try and make the chapters longer or update more often. This chapter is longer and took me a long time to write. Thank you all for your glorious reviews!! Please don't sue me if I am using your ideas!! If they are not mentioned in this chapter, they will be in the next or the next. They are all really good and reminded me greatly of the fishing pond and the great memory of catching the guy's hat on the fishing rod and chucking it in the water...the good memories.
Bob- (Who has now been released after torture) this is the greatest story in the world!! (Amanda dragon scowls at him and takes him back to the torture room).
Amanda dragon- Now, onward to the next stupid, pointless chapter.
Chapter 7- Blooming Lake Hylia
They were all walking down the forest path. Link was still trying to evict Gannondorf and was tripping him up with a stick every once and a while.
"My feet hurt! I am hungry! I need a carry! I need sugar! I need the time! I need a telly! I need the cinema! I need the D.V.D player! I need..." Owen whined. All of Owens moaning seemed to float of into the distance.
5 hours later...
"I need the toilet! I need vodka!" Owen groaned.
"We are here and Owen, please could you shut the (bleep) up NOW!!!" Link roared. They were all standing in front of a huge lake with a few bridges across it into platforms, one with a tree and the other (to Amy's horror) a gravestone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" She screamed.
"There is nothing under it except a deku scrub." Link said.
"A dead one?" Amy asked. Link was gone. She looked around for him and spotted him climbing out of the grave.
"It's dead now." He said.
"NO!! ZOMBIES!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" she screamed. She ran and jumped into the lake.
"Oooooookaay... Now what about this eviction thing! I want to evict Gannondork NOW!!!" Link screamed.
"The name's Gannondorf NOT Gannondork! I am so going to evict you, you garden gnome!!" Gannondork (Amanda dragon giggles but stopped as Gannondork, er, Gannondorf gave her and icy stare) I mean, Gannondorf screeched. Then Gannondorf pulled a funny face of pain and his eye started twitching. Then he went about scratching himself like a dog.
"LOOK!! GANNONDORK HAS GOT AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO HIS EVER SO 'MANLY' MAKE UP!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Link laughed as Gannondorf went insane.
10 minutes later...
The itching had stopped and Link was beginning to calm down.
"Guys? I have played the game and I was wondering if we could go fishing?" Owen asked politely.
Gannondorf (who had red blotches on his 'green' face) and Link (who was holding in another laugh attack) stared at him and asked "what game!?"
"Ummm... Let's just go fishing!"
"Can you swim?" Link asked.
"No, why?"
"Because the fishing pond is over a lake."
"I can ride the silly plant thing that is by that house." Owen walked over to the plant and stood on it. It zoomed up into the air and circled the lake a hundred times during the minute and they could hear Owen's pitiful screams all the way through it. It slowly landed on the grass bank near the fishing pond and threw Owen off.
"MY GO!! MY GO!!" Amy screamed and hopped out of the lake and ran towards the plant. Gannondorf ran after her and jumped on after her. They zoomed round the lake. Link was killing himself from laughing because he could hear Gannondorf screaming like a two year old and Amy laughing with pleasure. Then Gannondorf fell off and landed in the middle of the lake. Link was now suffocating.
Amy landed and jumped off the plant U.F.O. and tripped over Owen's body. After Link controlled himself, he swam past the drowning Gannondorf and climbed onto the platform. Gannondorf tried to follow but sunk because of his heavy armour. Link had another laugh attack.
2 minutes later...
There was no sign of Gannondorf getting out of the water. Link looked hopeful. "Ho Ganny! Are you dead yet?" he yelled. No reply. "YES!! OH YES!!" Link shouted and done lots of cartwheels all over the place.
A distant green humanoid figure appeared. As it drew closer, it was recognised as the...
"Jolly, green giant!" Amy gasped.
Yes it was no other but the jolly, green giant!
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID AMANDA DRAGON!" Bob screamed. "START DOING YOUR JOB!"
"ME!? I AM OFFENDED!!" Amanda dragon shouted back. Bob and Amanda dragon start fighting and cussing at each other.
Anyway, back to the story...
"SHUT UP!!" Bob screamed.
The giant walked into the lake (which was only ankle high on him) and plucked Gannondorf out (with Navi screaming in the giant's hand).
"Put him back!" Link cried as he came back to reality. The giant ignored him, or couldn't hear him and placed Gannondorf on the grass bank who glared at Amy, who done her most innocent, puppy eyes look.
"Shall we go in?" Link suggested pointing to the door. Everyone walked in.
A man was lying on the bench with a puddle of drool hanging out of his mouth, obviously asleep. Amy got everyone's attention silently and pointed towards the lake (which had a fat heron in it which had eaten all the fish) and the fishing rods. Gannondorf and Link stared at them in confusion as they picked up the rods and headed towards the lake.
"Um... Amy? I hate to tell you but there are no fish in the water..." Link said.
"Shh!!" Amy hissed. "You will scare off all the fish and wake that man!" She pointed to the man who looked like an avalanche wouldn't wake him.
"But there are not fish!" Link insisted but was dismissed by Amy with a wave of her hand. He walked towards Owen who actually had his fishing rod in the pond. "Owen! There are not fish!" He shouted.
"Sh! YOU SCARED THE FISH AWAY!! IT WAS GOING TO GO FOR THE BAIT AS WELL!!" Owen screamed. Link looked down at the water. There were no fish at all. He looked up at Owen who had resumed fishing.
"Owen? I think you need help..." Link whispered.
"YOU SCARED THAT FISH AWAY TOO!!" Owen roared.
"THERE ARE NO BLOOMING FISH IN THAT BLOOMING POND SO HOW DO YOU CATCH BLOOMING FISH WHEN THERE ARE NO BLOOMING FISH IN THE BLOOMING POND!!!!" Link yelled.
"Link... Fishes and ponds don't bloom..." Amy said. Something in Link snapped and he went about in a crazy laugh attack, ripping up weeds, rocks and sand and throwing them in the air like confetti. Gannondorf set up camp. The man didn't awake.
4 hours later...
Amy was the last one awake, still fishing determinedly. She reeled the string in and threw it backwards for no apparent reason. The string dangled in front of her and attached to it was... a blue hat! She looked behind her and saw the now bald sleeping man, with a river of drool flowing around his desk. Amy didn't know what to do with it. She looked at the pond, then at the hat. She threw the string and hat into the river. There it lay, unknown to any person except herself. She turned around, pleased with herself. She turned around straight into the man's arms. His bald head shone in the moonlight and he shouted "I'M SUEING YOU!!!"
Amanda dragon- WOO!! Please review and enjoy. You can give your ideas if you want...
Bob- (Unconscious on the floor)
Amanda dragon- YAY!!
Bob- (Who has now been released after torture) this is the greatest story in the world!! (Amanda dragon scowls at him and takes him back to the torture room).
Amanda dragon- Now, onward to the next stupid, pointless chapter.
Chapter 7- Blooming Lake Hylia
They were all walking down the forest path. Link was still trying to evict Gannondorf and was tripping him up with a stick every once and a while.
"My feet hurt! I am hungry! I need a carry! I need sugar! I need the time! I need a telly! I need the cinema! I need the D.V.D player! I need..." Owen whined. All of Owens moaning seemed to float of into the distance.
5 hours later...
"I need the toilet! I need vodka!" Owen groaned.
"We are here and Owen, please could you shut the (bleep) up NOW!!!" Link roared. They were all standing in front of a huge lake with a few bridges across it into platforms, one with a tree and the other (to Amy's horror) a gravestone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" She screamed.
"There is nothing under it except a deku scrub." Link said.
"A dead one?" Amy asked. Link was gone. She looked around for him and spotted him climbing out of the grave.
"It's dead now." He said.
"NO!! ZOMBIES!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" she screamed. She ran and jumped into the lake.
"Oooooookaay... Now what about this eviction thing! I want to evict Gannondork NOW!!!" Link screamed.
"The name's Gannondorf NOT Gannondork! I am so going to evict you, you garden gnome!!" Gannondork (Amanda dragon giggles but stopped as Gannondork, er, Gannondorf gave her and icy stare) I mean, Gannondorf screeched. Then Gannondorf pulled a funny face of pain and his eye started twitching. Then he went about scratching himself like a dog.
"LOOK!! GANNONDORK HAS GOT AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO HIS EVER SO 'MANLY' MAKE UP!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Link laughed as Gannondorf went insane.
10 minutes later...
The itching had stopped and Link was beginning to calm down.
"Guys? I have played the game and I was wondering if we could go fishing?" Owen asked politely.
Gannondorf (who had red blotches on his 'green' face) and Link (who was holding in another laugh attack) stared at him and asked "what game!?"
"Ummm... Let's just go fishing!"
"Can you swim?" Link asked.
"No, why?"
"Because the fishing pond is over a lake."
"I can ride the silly plant thing that is by that house." Owen walked over to the plant and stood on it. It zoomed up into the air and circled the lake a hundred times during the minute and they could hear Owen's pitiful screams all the way through it. It slowly landed on the grass bank near the fishing pond and threw Owen off.
"MY GO!! MY GO!!" Amy screamed and hopped out of the lake and ran towards the plant. Gannondorf ran after her and jumped on after her. They zoomed round the lake. Link was killing himself from laughing because he could hear Gannondorf screaming like a two year old and Amy laughing with pleasure. Then Gannondorf fell off and landed in the middle of the lake. Link was now suffocating.
Amy landed and jumped off the plant U.F.O. and tripped over Owen's body. After Link controlled himself, he swam past the drowning Gannondorf and climbed onto the platform. Gannondorf tried to follow but sunk because of his heavy armour. Link had another laugh attack.
2 minutes later...
There was no sign of Gannondorf getting out of the water. Link looked hopeful. "Ho Ganny! Are you dead yet?" he yelled. No reply. "YES!! OH YES!!" Link shouted and done lots of cartwheels all over the place.
A distant green humanoid figure appeared. As it drew closer, it was recognised as the...
"Jolly, green giant!" Amy gasped.
Yes it was no other but the jolly, green giant!
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID AMANDA DRAGON!" Bob screamed. "START DOING YOUR JOB!"
"ME!? I AM OFFENDED!!" Amanda dragon shouted back. Bob and Amanda dragon start fighting and cussing at each other.
Anyway, back to the story...
"SHUT UP!!" Bob screamed.
The giant walked into the lake (which was only ankle high on him) and plucked Gannondorf out (with Navi screaming in the giant's hand).
"Put him back!" Link cried as he came back to reality. The giant ignored him, or couldn't hear him and placed Gannondorf on the grass bank who glared at Amy, who done her most innocent, puppy eyes look.
"Shall we go in?" Link suggested pointing to the door. Everyone walked in.
A man was lying on the bench with a puddle of drool hanging out of his mouth, obviously asleep. Amy got everyone's attention silently and pointed towards the lake (which had a fat heron in it which had eaten all the fish) and the fishing rods. Gannondorf and Link stared at them in confusion as they picked up the rods and headed towards the lake.
"Um... Amy? I hate to tell you but there are no fish in the water..." Link said.
"Shh!!" Amy hissed. "You will scare off all the fish and wake that man!" She pointed to the man who looked like an avalanche wouldn't wake him.
"But there are not fish!" Link insisted but was dismissed by Amy with a wave of her hand. He walked towards Owen who actually had his fishing rod in the pond. "Owen! There are not fish!" He shouted.
"Sh! YOU SCARED THE FISH AWAY!! IT WAS GOING TO GO FOR THE BAIT AS WELL!!" Owen screamed. Link looked down at the water. There were no fish at all. He looked up at Owen who had resumed fishing.
"Owen? I think you need help..." Link whispered.
"YOU SCARED THAT FISH AWAY TOO!!" Owen roared.
"THERE ARE NO BLOOMING FISH IN THAT BLOOMING POND SO HOW DO YOU CATCH BLOOMING FISH WHEN THERE ARE NO BLOOMING FISH IN THE BLOOMING POND!!!!" Link yelled.
"Link... Fishes and ponds don't bloom..." Amy said. Something in Link snapped and he went about in a crazy laugh attack, ripping up weeds, rocks and sand and throwing them in the air like confetti. Gannondorf set up camp. The man didn't awake.
4 hours later...
Amy was the last one awake, still fishing determinedly. She reeled the string in and threw it backwards for no apparent reason. The string dangled in front of her and attached to it was... a blue hat! She looked behind her and saw the now bald sleeping man, with a river of drool flowing around his desk. Amy didn't know what to do with it. She looked at the pond, then at the hat. She threw the string and hat into the river. There it lay, unknown to any person except herself. She turned around, pleased with herself. She turned around straight into the man's arms. His bald head shone in the moonlight and he shouted "I'M SUEING YOU!!!"
Amanda dragon- WOO!! Please review and enjoy. You can give your ideas if you want...
Bob- (Unconscious on the floor)
Amanda dragon- YAY!!