Amanda dragon- With two stories up, it's hard to make sense of what part I am on. I shall still be updating as quickly as possible though!! Sorry it is taking so long. I came upon a sudden strike of laziness... Thank you all for your reviews and I shall be mentioning Tingle in it!!! How I hate him...
Bob- Shut up and get on with the story!!
Chapter 8- The Revenge of the Bald Dude
The man looked down at Amy again. "I don't have any money..." she whispered.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO MY WONDERFUL HAT!!! IT'S RUINED!! I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE!! YOU SHALL PAY ME 10,000 RUPEES!!! HAHAHAHA!!" he roared. Link, who was woken by the racket, looked at his wallet. He only had 20 rupees.
"It's only a hat..." Amy said.
"Only a hat!? ONLY A HAT!! IT WASN'T ANY OLD HAT!! IT HAD SPIRIT AND HAD LIVED A HAPPY LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME HERE!!!" He screamed in torment.
"Uh... Ok?" She said as she backed away from the obsessed freak.
"My hat!! My wonderful hat! Ruined..." he cried, picking the sodden thing out of the fishless water. Meanwhile, Owen was watching, with no interest and understanding of what was happening. He looked dumbly at the complaining man shaking his hat around as if it was a maraca and Amy and Link shouting at him. Owen went back to sleep.
"ONE MORE RULE YOU HAVE VIALATED!!! NO SLEEPING IN THE POND AREA!!! THE FISH NEED SLEEP!!" He screamed.
"There are no fish..." Link muttered.
"OH YES THERE ARE!! Can't you see little Bobby popping its head out of the water! Or Frank? Or Paul!" He shouted. Link looked at the water. There were no fish.
"OH!! Oh!! Can I name one?!" Amy asked excitedly.
"NO!! YOU ARE STRESSING ME AND MY HAT!! My preciousss..." he muttered. Owen woke up again and looked at the bald man. He was stroking his hat as if it was a cat. Owen started to rub the sleep out of his eyes. He then saw a tall blue figure standing over him. It grinned.
"AMY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!!" He cried as he plummeted into the lake. Amy laughed like a muppet.
"MY LAKE!! MY BEAUTIFUL LAKE!!" The bald man cried. "YOU HAVE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH!! PAY ME AND THEN GET OUT!!!"
"How much?" Link asked.
"Hmm... 100 rupees for scaring the fish, 200 for sleeping overnight, 600 for throwing a goron into the lake, 100 for the green alien (points to Gannondorf) and 10,000 for DESTROYING my beloved hat!" Link rooted around in his wallet for more money. He could only find 20.
Meanwhile, Owen was getting out of the lake and vowing revenge on the bald man and Amy. He slowly walked in front of the bald man who then looked confuzzled. "Are you the one that is paying me!?" he yelled.
"Uh... In the game you only charged like 50 rupees so why crank it up to 2000?" Owen asked dumbly.
"It hasn't gone up to 2000 cloth ears! It is 10900! Just me! I am soooooooooo smart!" Amy said, proud of herself.
"Just you shut up!" Owen screamed.
"You shut up! I am the smart one!"
"Yeah, well I am...uh...smart"
"HA!! You are as smart as a tin of minced beef!"
"Well, you are a...hmm... fish face!"
"Is that ALL you can come up with! Fatzo!"
"Sieve!"
"Pig belly!"
"Elf!"
"Elf!? Beer belly!"
"Washing basket!"
"Penguin!"
"Clothes peg!"
"A goo goo poo poo!"
"PEOPLE!! SILENCE IN MY WONDERFUL LAKE!" The bald man cried. There was silence. "Now, I am going to call the expert in to exterminate you."
"Wh-wh-wh-what expert?" Link asked.
"TINGLE!! GET IN HERE!!"
A green man floated down on a balloon. When he landed a horrific form came before their eyes. The man was very short, had a big red nose and scary eyes, wore a stupid pointed hat that made him look like a garden gnome, looked gay but worst of all, had his underpants on the outside!
"Uh... dude? You have got your underpants on the outside of your clothes." Owen said.
"I know. They make me look manly." He replied.
"Not another Gannondorf..." Link muttered.
"Does anyone want a map? I sell them!" He said.
"No. Not after you have touched them..." Amy said.
"Hmm... I'll give you one anyway! Kooloo-Limpha (if that is how you spell it...)!!" He shouted. A map appeared in Amy's hands.
"GET IT OFFA MOI!! IT HAS TINGLE GERMS!!!" She screamed. The world went silent.
In a far away town...
A booming cry was heard for miles around. Everyone covered their ears. Alarms rang. Then there was silence. A baby started crying.
Back to the deaf people...
Everyone held their ears. They all then noticed that the map wasn't in Amy's hands. It was resting on Owen's arm.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTIIIEEEEEEESSSSS!!! HHHHHHHEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!!! I AM GONNA DIE!!" Owen screamed.
Everyone shielded their ears again and the same thing happened in the far away town. Then they all noticed that the map wasn't in Owen's hands. It was resting on the sleeping form of Gannondorf.
Amanda dragon- That was a very strange thing. Sorry for the very long wait. It is probably getting too wild and scary for some people. Anyway, please review! I am not forcing you to; you don't have to although I want you too...
Bob- Shut up and get on with the story!!
Chapter 8- The Revenge of the Bald Dude
The man looked down at Amy again. "I don't have any money..." she whispered.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO MY WONDERFUL HAT!!! IT'S RUINED!! I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE!! YOU SHALL PAY ME 10,000 RUPEES!!! HAHAHAHA!!" he roared. Link, who was woken by the racket, looked at his wallet. He only had 20 rupees.
"It's only a hat..." Amy said.
"Only a hat!? ONLY A HAT!! IT WASN'T ANY OLD HAT!! IT HAD SPIRIT AND HAD LIVED A HAPPY LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME HERE!!!" He screamed in torment.
"Uh... Ok?" She said as she backed away from the obsessed freak.
"My hat!! My wonderful hat! Ruined..." he cried, picking the sodden thing out of the fishless water. Meanwhile, Owen was watching, with no interest and understanding of what was happening. He looked dumbly at the complaining man shaking his hat around as if it was a maraca and Amy and Link shouting at him. Owen went back to sleep.
"ONE MORE RULE YOU HAVE VIALATED!!! NO SLEEPING IN THE POND AREA!!! THE FISH NEED SLEEP!!" He screamed.
"There are no fish..." Link muttered.
"OH YES THERE ARE!! Can't you see little Bobby popping its head out of the water! Or Frank? Or Paul!" He shouted. Link looked at the water. There were no fish.
"OH!! Oh!! Can I name one?!" Amy asked excitedly.
"NO!! YOU ARE STRESSING ME AND MY HAT!! My preciousss..." he muttered. Owen woke up again and looked at the bald man. He was stroking his hat as if it was a cat. Owen started to rub the sleep out of his eyes. He then saw a tall blue figure standing over him. It grinned.
"AMY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!!" He cried as he plummeted into the lake. Amy laughed like a muppet.
"MY LAKE!! MY BEAUTIFUL LAKE!!" The bald man cried. "YOU HAVE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH!! PAY ME AND THEN GET OUT!!!"
"How much?" Link asked.
"Hmm... 100 rupees for scaring the fish, 200 for sleeping overnight, 600 for throwing a goron into the lake, 100 for the green alien (points to Gannondorf) and 10,000 for DESTROYING my beloved hat!" Link rooted around in his wallet for more money. He could only find 20.
Meanwhile, Owen was getting out of the lake and vowing revenge on the bald man and Amy. He slowly walked in front of the bald man who then looked confuzzled. "Are you the one that is paying me!?" he yelled.
"Uh... In the game you only charged like 50 rupees so why crank it up to 2000?" Owen asked dumbly.
"It hasn't gone up to 2000 cloth ears! It is 10900! Just me! I am soooooooooo smart!" Amy said, proud of herself.
"Just you shut up!" Owen screamed.
"You shut up! I am the smart one!"
"Yeah, well I am...uh...smart"
"HA!! You are as smart as a tin of minced beef!"
"Well, you are a...hmm... fish face!"
"Is that ALL you can come up with! Fatzo!"
"Sieve!"
"Pig belly!"
"Elf!"
"Elf!? Beer belly!"
"Washing basket!"
"Penguin!"
"Clothes peg!"
"A goo goo poo poo!"
"PEOPLE!! SILENCE IN MY WONDERFUL LAKE!" The bald man cried. There was silence. "Now, I am going to call the expert in to exterminate you."
"Wh-wh-wh-what expert?" Link asked.
"TINGLE!! GET IN HERE!!"
A green man floated down on a balloon. When he landed a horrific form came before their eyes. The man was very short, had a big red nose and scary eyes, wore a stupid pointed hat that made him look like a garden gnome, looked gay but worst of all, had his underpants on the outside!
"Uh... dude? You have got your underpants on the outside of your clothes." Owen said.
"I know. They make me look manly." He replied.
"Not another Gannondorf..." Link muttered.
"Does anyone want a map? I sell them!" He said.
"No. Not after you have touched them..." Amy said.
"Hmm... I'll give you one anyway! Kooloo-Limpha (if that is how you spell it...)!!" He shouted. A map appeared in Amy's hands.
"GET IT OFFA MOI!! IT HAS TINGLE GERMS!!!" She screamed. The world went silent.
In a far away town...
A booming cry was heard for miles around. Everyone covered their ears. Alarms rang. Then there was silence. A baby started crying.
Back to the deaf people...
Everyone held their ears. They all then noticed that the map wasn't in Amy's hands. It was resting on Owen's arm.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTIIIEEEEEEESSSSS!!! HHHHHHHEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!!! I AM GONNA DIE!!" Owen screamed.
Everyone shielded their ears again and the same thing happened in the far away town. Then they all noticed that the map wasn't in Owen's hands. It was resting on the sleeping form of Gannondorf.
Amanda dragon- That was a very strange thing. Sorry for the very long wait. It is probably getting too wild and scary for some people. Anyway, please review! I am not forcing you to; you don't have to although I want you too...