Amanda dragon- Thank you for the reviews!!! I have finally been able to
post this chapter!! I had it typed the day after I posted chapter 8 but I
couldn't be bothered to post it.
Bob- I am so surprised it is posted you actually have 20 reviews...
Amanda dragon- SHUT UP!! You all know I don't own much and if I owned Zelda, I would kill off Tingle.
Chapter 9- The Day of the Living Trees
No one dared to wake Gannondorf as he slept on, with the contaminated map resting on his shoulder. Everyone started to edge away, towards the door in silence. They all stood in front of the door. No one dared to open it incase it made a noise. "Aww stuff this!" Owen said and yanked the door open. It made a noise. Gannondorf woke up.
"Look at this Owen! You woke Gamondork up!!" Link shouted.
"What is this?" Gannondorf asked, looking confuzzled. He noticed a signature in the corner. It said Tingle. Gannondorf screamed like a 1 year old and threw it at Tingle. Luckily, it smacked him in the face and knocked him out.
"RUN AWAY!!" Amy screamed. Everyone except Tingle and the bald dude ran out of the pond and threw themselves in the water. Amy pulled herself onto the shore. She looked around and noticed everyone else thrashing about in the water. She burst into maniacal laughter.
Meanwhile...
Link's arm was caught on Gannondorf's armour, which was sinking. Owen had quickly grabbed the island before he sunk and pulled himself out.
Amy had stopped laughing and was swimming towards Owen. She clambered out of the water and sat next to him. "Got any bright ideas?" she asked.
"I have one..." he replied.
2 minutes later...
Amy and Owen were sitting on the river bank fishing. Owen lifted his fishing rod out of the water. He was using a bound and gagged Tingle for bait. "I doubt you'd catch anything with that THING you are using as bait." Amy said. She inspected her fishing rod. She was using the bound and gagged bald man for bait.
"I don't think you will catch anything with that either..." Owen said.
3 hours later...
"Oh I got one!! It's a big one!" Owen yelled. Amy looked at the pile of shoes, boots, bottles, skeletons, jewellery, branches, rotting corpses, stones and a shiny golden triangle (the triforce piece...only, they don't know that...).
"You have caught nothing useful at all!" Amy snapped.
"Well what have you caught then!?" Owen shouted.
"Uh... Nothing."
"See! I am way better at fishing than you!"
"I think we should stop now... Link and Gannondorf have probably drowned by now..."
"It's all because you are crap at fishing and I am supreme!"
"Are you challenging me!?"
"Yes!!"
"This is war then!"
"LADIES!!" Someone shouted from the other bank. They turned and saw Link and Gannondorf also fishing, probably looking for them. Amy grabbed Owen, after shoving all the stuff he had found back into the water, and swam over.
"Have you seen a golden triangle nearby? I have heard rumours about it being here and I've been fishing here all day." Link asked.
"Um... No..." Amy said, looking very, very guilty.
"Ok." Link replied.
"Where are we going?"
"I have had a debate with Gannondorf about that and we both eventually agreed to go to the lost woods." Link said while pointing to a beat up Gannondorf. They all walked out of the lake (except Gannondorf who was being dragged along by Link). "Should we go the way we came which was quicker, or the long way round?" He asked.
"QUICK WAY!!" they all agreed. They marched back into the lake and went into the woods.
"We need to be careful here, the trees are dangerous." Link said.
"Yeah right" Owen said and then was slapped on the back of his head by a menacing looking tree.
"Amy? Are you ok?" Link asked. There was no reply. He looked back and saw her being slapped around, back and forth by 2 trees.
"They are bullying me!" She screamed. Link sighed and walked on, after being slapped in the face by a particularly large branch. He looked back and saw the trees wrestling with Amy. They had eyes.
"THE TREES ARE ALIVE!! HELP!!" Link screamed and ran away, leaving the unconscious Gannondorf on the floor. .
Meanwhile...
"HA!!! LOSERS!! You lot can neva beat 'da Amy' in your whole grassy lives!" Amy laughed while kicking all the trees.
"We aren't trees..." The tall tree groaned.
"AHH!! ZOMBIES!!! HELP!!" Amy screamed and ran away.
One of the trees took of its costume. It was the bald man. "We sure got them back eh Tingle?" He said. He got no reply. "TINGLE!" He turned around and saw Tingle swaying back and forth in his tree costume. "What in Hyrule are you doing!?" He cried.
"I am one with the wind." Tingle replied.
"Very nice. Stop doing tree impressions. We still need to get revenge and I know just how to do it..." the bald man sneered while grinning evilly.
Amanda dragon- This freaky chapter was inspired by the woods I had to march through. The trees were eval and kept slapping me silly. I wanted to burn the whole woods down after that...but... I FIND TREES CUTE!!! HAHAHAHA!!
THE REST OF THIS STRANGE SPEECH WAS BLOCKED OUT DUE TO EXTREME INSANITY AND AN ANGRY TREE. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW TO SHUT HER UP SO I CAN GET SOME PEACE. THANK YOU.
Bob- I am so surprised it is posted you actually have 20 reviews...
Amanda dragon- SHUT UP!! You all know I don't own much and if I owned Zelda, I would kill off Tingle.
Chapter 9- The Day of the Living Trees
No one dared to wake Gannondorf as he slept on, with the contaminated map resting on his shoulder. Everyone started to edge away, towards the door in silence. They all stood in front of the door. No one dared to open it incase it made a noise. "Aww stuff this!" Owen said and yanked the door open. It made a noise. Gannondorf woke up.
"Look at this Owen! You woke Gamondork up!!" Link shouted.
"What is this?" Gannondorf asked, looking confuzzled. He noticed a signature in the corner. It said Tingle. Gannondorf screamed like a 1 year old and threw it at Tingle. Luckily, it smacked him in the face and knocked him out.
"RUN AWAY!!" Amy screamed. Everyone except Tingle and the bald dude ran out of the pond and threw themselves in the water. Amy pulled herself onto the shore. She looked around and noticed everyone else thrashing about in the water. She burst into maniacal laughter.
Meanwhile...
Link's arm was caught on Gannondorf's armour, which was sinking. Owen had quickly grabbed the island before he sunk and pulled himself out.
Amy had stopped laughing and was swimming towards Owen. She clambered out of the water and sat next to him. "Got any bright ideas?" she asked.
"I have one..." he replied.
2 minutes later...
Amy and Owen were sitting on the river bank fishing. Owen lifted his fishing rod out of the water. He was using a bound and gagged Tingle for bait. "I doubt you'd catch anything with that THING you are using as bait." Amy said. She inspected her fishing rod. She was using the bound and gagged bald man for bait.
"I don't think you will catch anything with that either..." Owen said.
3 hours later...
"Oh I got one!! It's a big one!" Owen yelled. Amy looked at the pile of shoes, boots, bottles, skeletons, jewellery, branches, rotting corpses, stones and a shiny golden triangle (the triforce piece...only, they don't know that...).
"You have caught nothing useful at all!" Amy snapped.
"Well what have you caught then!?" Owen shouted.
"Uh... Nothing."
"See! I am way better at fishing than you!"
"I think we should stop now... Link and Gannondorf have probably drowned by now..."
"It's all because you are crap at fishing and I am supreme!"
"Are you challenging me!?"
"Yes!!"
"This is war then!"
"LADIES!!" Someone shouted from the other bank. They turned and saw Link and Gannondorf also fishing, probably looking for them. Amy grabbed Owen, after shoving all the stuff he had found back into the water, and swam over.
"Have you seen a golden triangle nearby? I have heard rumours about it being here and I've been fishing here all day." Link asked.
"Um... No..." Amy said, looking very, very guilty.
"Ok." Link replied.
"Where are we going?"
"I have had a debate with Gannondorf about that and we both eventually agreed to go to the lost woods." Link said while pointing to a beat up Gannondorf. They all walked out of the lake (except Gannondorf who was being dragged along by Link). "Should we go the way we came which was quicker, or the long way round?" He asked.
"QUICK WAY!!" they all agreed. They marched back into the lake and went into the woods.
"We need to be careful here, the trees are dangerous." Link said.
"Yeah right" Owen said and then was slapped on the back of his head by a menacing looking tree.
"Amy? Are you ok?" Link asked. There was no reply. He looked back and saw her being slapped around, back and forth by 2 trees.
"They are bullying me!" She screamed. Link sighed and walked on, after being slapped in the face by a particularly large branch. He looked back and saw the trees wrestling with Amy. They had eyes.
"THE TREES ARE ALIVE!! HELP!!" Link screamed and ran away, leaving the unconscious Gannondorf on the floor. .
Meanwhile...
"HA!!! LOSERS!! You lot can neva beat 'da Amy' in your whole grassy lives!" Amy laughed while kicking all the trees.
"We aren't trees..." The tall tree groaned.
"AHH!! ZOMBIES!!! HELP!!" Amy screamed and ran away.
One of the trees took of its costume. It was the bald man. "We sure got them back eh Tingle?" He said. He got no reply. "TINGLE!" He turned around and saw Tingle swaying back and forth in his tree costume. "What in Hyrule are you doing!?" He cried.
"I am one with the wind." Tingle replied.
"Very nice. Stop doing tree impressions. We still need to get revenge and I know just how to do it..." the bald man sneered while grinning evilly.
Amanda dragon- This freaky chapter was inspired by the woods I had to march through. The trees were eval and kept slapping me silly. I wanted to burn the whole woods down after that...but... I FIND TREES CUTE!!! HAHAHAHA!!
THE REST OF THIS STRANGE SPEECH WAS BLOCKED OUT DUE TO EXTREME INSANITY AND AN ANGRY TREE. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW TO SHUT HER UP SO I CAN GET SOME PEACE. THANK YOU.